Keth Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 4 reasons Gremlins are the deadliest movie monsters of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 GRITTY REBOOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Fucka reboot. Just give us Gremlins 3. Hell the first 2 were pretty darn gritty anyway. They got a higher body count than Predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I want legions of armed Gremlins rolling over the horizon like a swarm of ants, clashing on the battlefield with the military in mechs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Here's a hilariously tragic article- 7 Celebrity Animals: Where Are They Now? (A drunk column) Features Milo and Otis of course. It's one of the darker ones, but still funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Oh thank you Cracked! 6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Haunt Your Dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Holy shit you guys... Free Willy is a member of the 27 club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'll take a spider over these things any old day of the fuckin week: 5 Most Nightmarish Worms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Hardly ever watch the videos, but this was a good one <div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf"'>http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="426" width="758" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18459_why-pixar-movies-are-all-secretly-about-apocalypse.html&sitename=Cracked.com&source=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/videos/9/8/4/144984_758X426.mp4&v=4.0.8c&demand_site_id=CRCC&demand_autoplay=0&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_cat=Movies%20%26%20TV&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&comscore_c3=7290858&demand_video_timeout=5&demand_show_replay=true&demand_enableJS=1&video_title=Why%20Pixar%20Movies%20Are%20All%20Secretly%20About%20the%20Apocalypse&demand_fb=false&demand_related=1&KEY=DemandMediacracked&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&CATEGORIES=Movies%20%26%20TV&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18459_why-pixar-movies-are-all-secretly-about-apocalypse.xml&TITLE=Why%20Pixar%20Movies%20Are%20All%20Secretly%20About%20the%20Apocalypse&demand_iconurl=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/images/global/icons/Video_Cracked.png&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/resources/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&ID=18459&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&URL=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/videos/9/8/4/144984_758X426.mp4&demand_rvthumb=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/image/9/7/4/144974.jpg%3Fv%3D1&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_rvdisplaymode=2&demand_continuous_play=1&demand_content_id=18459&demand_uihex=FFD000&adPartner=Adap&wa_vemb=1" /></object><br><a href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18459_why-pixar-movies-are-all-secretly-about-apocalypse.html">Why Pixar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse</a> -- powered by Cracked.com</div> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Oh God... please read. Probably the best Cracked article I've ever read: 4 Ways Honey BooBoo Redeemed Reality TV. It's a Sarah McLachlan abused dog commercial with a "Yakety Sax" soundtrack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 8, 2012 Author Share Posted September 8, 2012 that was indeed awesome. some stories/analogies that will stay with me for life. It's a Sarah McLachlan abused dog commercial with a "Yakety Sax" soundtrack. i mean, that should be on the season 1 DVD cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I couldn't get over the feeding of energy drinks to that baby, well I couldn't get over alot of that stuff in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 10 Vastly Improved Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug http:// http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-vastly-improved-photos-obamas-awkward-bear-hug/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 don't recall if either were already posted, but the first one was crazy interesting - 5 amazing things invented by Donald Duck the creepy scientific explanation behind ghost sightings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 the creepy scientific explanation behind ghost sightings Excellent. Has possibly inspired a new thread and/or a career in super villainy.* *It would be for the greater good. See, they've been getting it backwards. Someone doesn't just put on a suit and start looking for crime. You never find shit. The villain has to come first, and the hero born out of need. Doctor Despair will usher in a new age. One way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Why ALF is the most tragic fictional character ever As if it wasn't depressing enough. Sorry Logan Maybe this'll help. Edited September 27, 2012 by axel_napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 5 Reasons Why Humanity Desperately Wants Monsters To Be Real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 6 tv shows you wont believe were made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Harry and the Hendersons ran from 1991 - 1993, and it was syndicated from the get go. It certainly never had a primetime gig on NBC. I made it roughly halfway through that episode of A Dog's Life, and not a chuckle was to be had. It doesn't even have jokes, just a laugh track punctuating stupid shit. It does have a sexy little bitch though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) 7 Most overused words on the internet Edited October 13, 2012 by axel_napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 5 Reasons the scariest thing ever written is a children's book. Featuring the amazing Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Good god, yes. Those books were creepy as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 The new versions of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark has new art and it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I loved those books. Mt tragic tale: When Scary Stories 3 came out, I begged my parents for it. I got it, but it was a misprint - the interior was from the second one. So I was all upset and never got the 3rd book, but I didn't make a fuss over it because I knew they couldn't really afford to buy me another one. In hindsight, why the hell wouldn't they just return it for a proper copy? Anyone would have swapped that out for us. And bullshit they didn't have money for another copy. I know now that my dad's weekly stack of comics must have been running over $60, and VHS tapes were comically expensive (of which we had many). Now I'm mad. I will remind them of this incident when I put them in a crooked nursing home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Do you still have it? It might be worth a little something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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