IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I stereotypically grew up in the ghetto between puertorican, black, and portuguese neighbors. You can ask me all your tokenesque questions to me; wether offensive, inapplicable, or irrelevant. I'm listening baby. Don't let my colt45 go warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 What is it exactly that's in a watermelon that drives you wild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Does this happen often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 It's definitely the color.. Closest fruit reminiscent of koolaide ever. Plus black folks luv spitting things after they chew... Sunflower seeds.. Chicken bones.. WATERMELON SEEDS.. its a debacle. Does this happen often? Lol! Insanity for black folks. When we can't do the street/jail work outs we follow this in the comfort of our homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 What did Jesse Jackson do to become your king? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 He yelled "MARTIN LUTHER KING" 668 times in a single speech. ..About grape soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 why fat white borads? most of ya'll could prolly pull better real talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 What actual flavor is jungle juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Do you ever lead in with one of those weird handshakes? I do one, and it's my go-to.Where you kind of cross thumbs, then a slight pause as you briefly lock fingertips while pulling back. Maybe a little peck on the cheek. I have that and a normal handshake. So I guess I'm asking how many handshakes you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 also what's a good price for 1/8th of white widow? shit maybe i should be asking logans this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 why fat white borads? most of ya'll could prolly pull better real talk Well Stereotypically skinny chicks think they look fine. It ain the case. N it ain fat, its thick. If they gotta wear a mumu that aint hot. But a nice waist ina filled out miniskirt. hmm. (yea im a pig) Thick girls know how to maintain their curves and maintain a hard set o legs, skinny chicks normally arent capable of this equilibrium. And its all bout the preference like anything else. I'm an ass man (like a lot o black guys o course) And Ill go crazy over a tall thick woman. But at the same time I'll go crazy over a petite shorty cuz o easy handlinz. I can't explain the white chick thing tho.. sex is so much better when it's with someone thats different i guess? Plus a lot o white girls think an educated black guy is "exotic". It's insulting, perhaps, but the primal chemistry is almost always there. ....wait ... what i meant to say is ...more cushin fo da pushinz. (History tells me I prefer latinas.) What actual flavor is jungle juice? jungle juice is specifically like guava tang. nuthin else comes close. Do you ever lead in with one of those weird handshakes? I do one, and it's my go-to.Where you kind of cross thumbs, then a slight pause as you briefly lock fingertips while pulling back. Maybe a little peck on the cheek. I have that and a normal handshake. So I guess I'm asking how many handshakes you know. i know about 16 different handshakes. it depends on the crew im shakin w. White boys like to do that finger pull shit at the end. That shit is wak. If you want respect, replace that part with a firm shake. thats the generic. also what's a good price for 1/8th of white widow? shit maybe i should be asking logans this Last time i checked mookie was sellin white lady for 30 a gram. If you want a 8th proly cost you a lot since it's summer time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Are you actually opposed to picking cotton? I mean, it is a fairly profitable business and you might even be able to buy some purple drank with with cash you have left over from paying your bills. ...who am I kidding, you're not gonna pay the bills we know that. (I say this with nothing but love and humor, please don't kill me with a shank made out of the dried bones from a popeyes #3 combo.) (Fuck, now I want popeyes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 LOL well with today's technology I'd absolutely love to own a cotton-picking firm. What a lucrative busniess. I mean clean drawls everyday??? a black man can dream. But comon bindy... purple drank w "spare" cash? purple drank is a muthafukin necessity. dont you ever forget it. Thats why it ain taxed! And yea some popeyes would put some hair on my chest rite bout now.. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 fuck, now i want popeye. besides that and church's, what other foot spots do y'all not tell us CAC's about? also: you rep philly, but the only thing they've produced is the roots (who we honkeys think are fantastic), whats up with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Uh Jill Scott, patti labelle, teddy pendigras, shitty ass swizz beatz, free way, beanie Siegel.. List goes on in Philly baby. N there's a spot here in phx called lolos chicken n waffles. They fuck up the red koolaide tho.. I'm sure there's an equiv in Miami.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Pickled hot sausage and/or pigs feet. Why? Pickled hot sausage and/or pigs feet. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 This isnt the "ask a Mexican" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Pickled hot sausage and/or pigs feet. Why? Pickled hot sausage and/or pigs feet. Why? Well I'm not a pork eating black guy unfortunately ...I can't answer that q... But in general eating that shit is assumed to be just bad habits. You can ask anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 RE: Handshakes I like to top it off with a finger snap/point combo with the same hand. That's pretty cool rite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Wak. Unless you fit in like a independent correographed finger snap of your own perhaps, but even then it's just too corny. Maybe I'm bring too harsh.. A lot o complicated handshakes end w an independent fingersnap. Some handshakes end w the co op snap but not a lot o folks can do it smooth enuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I don't actually do that, except for once while nervous as as a teenager and regretted it in mid snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Uh what happened to my Previous response? Well anywho just follow baseball players... They got it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Whoops, slip of the mouse button I guess. Did it just become invisible or give a message? I accidentally "unapproved" it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 good thing cuz I used the post to reply to miz arty before the 1,000th lol... making this a lame ass 1001st -_-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 why you tryin to shine on Oprahs? you come at the queen, iceman, you best not miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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