Freebird Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 it's kind of hard for me just cause i don't regularly listen to rap much, if ever. and yes, if anything you can do to actually make it flow better would be cool.... go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Just trying the first time Spongebob gonna light this thin' up right He ain't gonna stop 'till you are outta sight. Ya say shut the fuck up ya ho Bitch all you is is joe. Ya think you fuck with me? G you ain't got shit on me all I got fo' now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Haha - alright i give 'im credit, he came on down & gave it a shot, not bad Spongey. Feel free to start shit with others that way if ya wanna (just, you know, be original and dont start shit with me... Chief - So low on drive space right now that im tryin to DL your song and Kazaa says its failing..ill clean this up by the weekend, get the song & contribute, no dobut. Birdy - your skills are gettin better girl, im impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Need to come up with one on someone then post and challange them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 IC - There's an intro with all 3 doing a line or two, its nice, we could alter that for us & each drop a freestyle, I'm hunting for an instrumental version of the song now... Spongey - Bad Guy challenged you a few posts ago... I'll go toe to toe with you if you can hang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 thinking of a few thing now but need more time. mabey tommrow after my date with IC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 haha... i just listened to the whole song and realized i should have done the part that eve did, in the middle... oh well maybe if im creative enough one day i'll try to re-do it or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I Challenge Chief Ya think I’m gay Well this is what I say Shit I think ya a whore Just lookin’ at ya makes my eyes sore Ya momma was good We did it down in the hood I think ya momma’s a slut No that is just her gut Shit fo’ stop while ya ahead If ya name ain’t Jed it must be Fred still trying to get the hang of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 (edited) He'll be dat! Callin' out SpongeBob to the beat = Redman - I'll Be Dat Your first name must be "He's gay", cause every time you make a post girls scream out "He's gay!" He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat Your middle name must be "dumb bitch", cause every time you say a word, you get slapped like a dumb bitch. He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat 2 minutes to write this rhyme, so when I'm done I hope you realize its hopeless to challenge mine. I watched your faggit ass dance all over the board, Sell yo' booty to the Irish like you was a whore. When you gonna stop pretending that you're really straight? Girls offer you pussy, but you already ate a big bowl of huge dicks with a side of nuts. Boy, you messed with a pitt bull but you just a mutt! Girls smell it, and we can see it, There ain't an ounce of hetero in you, now its time you believe it. If SpongeBob aint' gay, then Nick ain't white, and Superman loves dildos made of kryptonite. Take your ass back to Nick bashin', while your at it, start a new post askin' IC for tongue lashin'. Bet the thought of that made you hot. Reach down between your legs, touch your clit & tickle your G-spot. Now, I know IC ain't straight, but before he fucks you my boy will straight up do the Brooklyn Shake. And that's a dancin' caucasian.... Boy... take your ass to the salon & get your nails done by an asian. AND I'M OUT!!!!! ::the crowd goes insane!!:: Edited February 19, 2003 by BigChiefSlapaho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 haha...damn. Pretty good there Chiefy, like your "Admin Day!" one but most of the crowd dont know those songs sadly...how you gonna whip out Redman on a rookie MC like that? Gotta pick a flow the crowd might know, lemme try out some Ludacris on em... Day after Saturday - Another one on Chief I got comics in the stash, got no cash, these girls aint got no ass (it's Saturday) (ooh ooh! icky icky icky icky) System aint fast, I gots a rash, these girls still got no ass (it's Saturday) (ooh ooh! icky icky icky icky) Chief dont come round no mo, moved on out eva since IC bust that, mouf Ref done said Cheify lost that, bout and he dont wanna play with the dirty south mess with me when ya just cant win... how you gonna act like you dont like my, skin? how you gonna act like i don't, admin? and Chiefy done died, call his next of kin... Pickin on a young-un, you know that's cold puttin up, a fight, cause you just got told but i might, let it slide, cause that ass grew old and plus im too busy with this booty i stoled (booty you stoled?) stole it like a thief look twice, then took it out the back of a jeep nameplate say it belongs to Chief Sendin shit back cause i heard it queeef... [chorus] Turned hard when he started this thread up in here, in a, rut, act like he knows how to bust a, cut tries real hard, then he's all "but, but.." studders on the mic, man what? Act like you cant get killed, how you go choke like buffalo bills? how you go act like i aint got skills? and leave a lotta people with them Dennys bills Lookin at ya raps and they sound like dirt, when you talk, to this boy sound like you wanna flirt so i walk, over there and pull up that skirt step outta line, ya left dead like Kurt... (dead like Kurt?) you know I meant Cobain, samplin off Meth like you bring that pain, soundin more like Shaq when someone stopped that reign, and chiefy cant read this so his eyes might, straaaain.. *fade-out & takes a bow* and stop off at The Show next week for such hits as: "F-1 grills, F-1, bills, check out the oil mah piece of shit, spills..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 uh oh.... watch out now... that was pretty cool... from chief and ic... layin' it down .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 uh oh sponge.... are you gonna pack the heat?! this i got to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Haha..nah my rap was to take the heat offa him, its all me now...and i know Chiefy wont let that last one slide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 GAY LIKE DAT to IC, to the beat Diggable Planets - Rebirth of Slick ::snap.... snap.... snap.... snap....:: Nick, is the gay guy with the light skin. Can't get laid, so he tries to run up in, his cats, cause they fat, and they all nice & hairy. Reminds him of the last time he saw a poonany. Slides, down a pole, cause he likes to rub on it, Guys, point & laugh, can't believe that he did it. Girls, wonder why, left eye is goin blinky. Tries to run game, in the club, all stinky. Boy's, seen more dick than Christina Aguilera. Walks, in the door, girls say "sayonara". Tries to bust a rhyme, but they come out fakin'. Better off eating pancakes with "just bacon!" Don't, come at me, my style is bonafide. Yours, weak as hell, lil puta run & hide. Comin' from the bottom with nothin' but the hits, Girls rub they ass, the rest shake they tits but... I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay Sponge, is the little boy w/ the vibrator, stuck, in his ass, while he sucks a now-or-later. Nick, put it there, just to watch him go "Owwie!" 15, years old, but at this he is a pro-(ie). Free-bird's a girl, once tried to drop a rhyme. Used to work the block, now she's back doing time. Boys, watch out, she's p-p-p-p-poison bad, fo' yo' health, Freebird bring's the noise-(en) In class of '97, this boy wore a mullet. Don't, believe me? I got scanned pics to prove it Used to run around, with, 50 pounds of gel, to, keep his hair, pushed back lookin' swell. Liked to blow kisses at the guys down the hall, used to get A's by suckin' teacher's balls. Boy, don't ever try to step in my dome, Ask Freebird how I zone, "Man, straight Roy Jones." But I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that. You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that. You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck ::snap... snap... snap... snap:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Hahaha...aw shit i cant believe you dug so far into the old school to come back on my ass....damn Chiefy....(when did i have a mullet, again?)...even tossed birdy into the mix, oooo youre gonna get it now... Props on use of Diggable Planets tho. Lets see what i can come up with later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 lol... good one chief... hey nick, was the mullet guy you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 (edited) uh oh sponge.... are you gonna pack the heat?! this i got to see... Well... Take me a bit but will come back. Just takin' time to think of somethin' like Chief. It goes somewhere along the lines of. Hey Bitch, I thought I told ya I wouldn't hold ya bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Dat's how it's done ho! Edited February 20, 2003 by Spongebob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 "Aww...well, at least he tried, so Nick must clap..." Hah..awright Chiefy, its been fun - and the old school joint, that was a trip - but were nearing the after hours sessions here at The Show, and playtime on the mic is over... Time for another crowd pleaser, this time courtesy of Jigga... Anthem of a bitch: Hey Papi (aka Originator '03) Ay yo...I got a resolution; this year ill be all nice no mo killin beaners you know that shit aint right for real, lets shake hands, it aint like before back when you, thought you was raw, but then got smacked like a whore, I was young, still had no cash, but havin honeys come by the pad, while you was on the block straight slangin that ass, some bad chicks didnt even get pass the front desk, While Chiefy's out catchin loads like he's just been blessed No real job, just hummers & shit, being, pimped out by Gamu then cashin checks up in Wamu actin like you got a stash but do anythin for cash.... fo a dolla, youd strip and then for two youd suck dick Comin by like we had some strong relationship, but now I'm off that charity shit, I need a bitch that can, pay them bills and uh, got some skills and while we at it she'd be sittin on domestic wheels, ya hear me? (Hey papi) Even tho he's just a ho, you know the Chiefy deserves some of that dough, while sayin (hey papi) promise youll never rap no mo, promise youll stop, promise youll learn how to flow, then sing it (hey papi) Even if this was yo show, and you was Busta askin "gimme so mo", id tell you (hey papi) promise youll never rap no mo, promise youll stop, promise youll learn how to flow, then bring it He was the worse, comin by my dorm every day had roomates mad for real, like they dont want him to stay cause they knew, sooner or later he'd admit he was gay just a, matter of time before he say that he's gay Id have that ass out on 8th damn near every day earnin money for ya pimp like you was sold on ebay I used to dig ya, now i just dont know what to say, you grab the mic, and make people wanna all go away consortin with deities, people dont want chief in their space they sayin, they feel free when they around me You havin, him do him, and in turn, they doin you you onna phone with a doctor like "my ass's all blue.." [chorus & fade....] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- hah, Jay's flow was harder than i thought....:frontman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 birdy calls out ic... Before I start talkin you need to turn off the light. Yeah Im irish as well, but damn you snow white. I’ve never seen the sun, but shit your fucking bright. Can’t look at you directly, or I’ll lose my fucking sight. Holy shit, no way... you really fucking glow in the dark. I’m not intimidatin but my bites worse than my bark. What do you do having a degree in philosophy? Turn tricks, do strips, make money on your knees? Second thought nevermind, I really don’t wanna know, About this nasty shit you be doing days in a row. Hey what’s that there? you got some shit up on your lips. It’s white, kinda salty, you’ve been takin’ too many sips. Oh, I know what that is, I kinda like it too. But you’ve tried way too many, I’ve tried just a few. All this im sayin already’s been said, none of this is new. Now you know why no one wants to share a cup with you. So go ahead and keep batting, from the left, and from the right And next time you come around, be curtious… turn off the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 Oh My G-IZZOD, Freebird pulled the Snow White out at you! BIATCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Lookit this one, the lil girl got a voice alla sudden, and after i stood up for her, ha...not bad tho Birdy, your skills are imporiving, good job!...but im comin back on that ass later. damn no one appreciated my flow, ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 ...so apparently everyone's forgotten that ya'll are welcome to freestyle without steppin up, fair enough, it aint easy at the top, Ill take the challenge. Birdy season: (fake) Nails in the Coffin I dont wanna be like this, I dont really wanna hurt no feelings but im only bein real when i say nobody wants to hear some lil girly rap (nope) cali girls turn tricks for crack and i dont wanna be responsible for that, so put the mic down and fly away you can still have a little bit of dignity.. I would never claim to be a Puamae'ole some 13-year old skank frijole so how can she be runnin her mouth out bout goin downtown on some clown named Adam Brown while tryin to fuck with me? start shit, youll prolly die with me and our asses will both be history but then again, you'd finally get ya wish, cause you'd be all over these boards, like Heartlessbitch talk about your short-term memory, damn 3 posts ago you was tryin to shake my hand now im albino? The fuck's with that? get on a rap dissin me, kissin chief's ass feelin all brave cause you got friends here like def but you cant even be nice to my man SOF going on & on bout how ya like James Dean way I heard it girl, you all on some guy named Brean and tried to bite off my style and it fucked you up, five white jokes together, that's how much you suck what in the world made you think that you could step to me? Admit that shit, took you an hour to rhyme "philosophy" and what you know bout wearin sunblock over half ya life? Oh that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half-white go eat your rice - you try to act all nice...and all that fuckin emo shit, jesus christ if you that much of a tough chick, put the mic down you should be out beatin on a dumb broad right now! say some shit & make fun of em, go ahead chick! act like you aint one of em, go ahead chick! and start some shit, rank the fuck out of me ya give good head, but you wont get a buck out of me cause im broke as fuck, you suck, your style's a fuckin joke if you was really an old school ho, then what the fuck you stop for, dummy? suck some dick for crack, youll do a whole lot better than you will with rap maybe youll understand if i say "hella" and talk a lil slower... let it go, girl, it's over. [chorus, then fade...] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- No hard feelings, Birdy youre a down ass chick but i had to come back...for what its worth its like 4 in the mornin and i barely changed that shit up from Eminem's "Nail in the Coffin" battle, so if the overall style or any lyrics look good theyre prolly his. Chiefy - dont act like you didnt like Hey Papi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 Ruff Poster's Roll to the beat DMX - Ruff Ryder's Anthem Stop!... Drop! Shut'em down, open up shop. Oh!... No! That's how Chief Slapaho rolls. Stop!... Drop! Shut'em down, open up shop. Oh!... No! That's how Chief Slapaho rolls. Bitches wanna rap. What? Straight up talkin' crap. What? Two shots in their back. What? Better off smokin' crack. What? Don't ever come step to me Can't you see I'm threatening? I'll have to put an end to thee, with some lyrical chemistry. Who said you could rhyme? What? That faggot was lyin'. What? You follow my design. What? Your whole style's mine. What? Nothing you do is original, IC, here your virginal, I'ma cut you up all surgical and leave you sleepin vertical. You just like the rest. What? All bird, but no chest. What? Better wear a vest. What? Before I come & test. What? I'll put one in your eye. What? Three more in your thigh. What? The DD boards are mine. What? Bitch go hide & cry. What? Cause you called the thunda'. What? I'm coming from above ya'. What? Ain't noone left to hug ya'. What? Go ask Sponge to fuck ya'. What? That might make you happy, What? I bet you'll get all clappy. What? Bet you'll call him pappy, What? and sit upon his lappy. What? Stop!... Drop! Shut'em down, open up shop. Oh!... No! That's how Chief Slapaho rolls. Stop!... Drop! Shut'em down, open up shop. Oh!... No! That's how Chief Slapaho rolls. Man! Look who you done pissed off! Bitch you better back off. What? Freebird'll make you jack off while my slugs will rip your back off. Another dead white guy They should call it a hate crime, Or "attack on a minority", Bitch, your style's borin' me. Without me you're silly, What? like Usher w/ no Chili. What? Gay men make you giddy. What? Your whole style's shitty. What? If I wasn't around, What? you'd straight up pound the ground. What? You'd need another idol. What? Wind up taking Midol. What? You'd need a man to follow. What? Cause your rap style's hollow.What? TD would call it "Malo". What? I'd beat you with a palo. What? That's Spanish for a stick. What? I'd beat you with my dick. What? But, you'd probably like it and you might reach out & bite it. I'm the best you ever seen, my style's like guillotine. Call you out like Mean Jean and then straight rip out your spleen. This battle is done. What? If you couldn't tell, I won. What? Advice for you son. What? Go home & suck your thumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Haha...'s a sad day when MC's wont even give credit where its due no more, but i wont let it get like that... You reached a bit but it was cool, Chiefy - really got DMX's style down there man. Good job. I did 2 freestyles yesterday alone, see if ive got another one in me by later today. Didnt see that one comin tho, nice. Now, what track to come back with...? 2Pac's "Me Against the World" feels appropriate but lemme find one Chiefy knows.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 LMAO... oh my, leah helped you big time on that one cause there were too many names dropped for you to know about. but hey, i liked it nonetheless B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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