King of Snake Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Haha, Cop III, representing up in this place No choice to ignore us we're all in yo face Benny you ain't good enough for even the lightweight title There ain't enough ammo to take us down in the bible We be the heavyweights in police corruption Rip up the joint with maximum disruption We just need to jab you dropping freestyle verse Still got more force than the heaviest shot you rehearse You're too easy a target, so on you I won't rag I'll let Jont use you as his personal punchbag! Slapaho, you ain't hit back, have I ruffled your feathers? You run off to form a Village People with yo boyfriend in leathers?! Yeah that's it, he's gone to find a gay crew Don't be thinking you'll get a Cop here, try the one that you blew... Chief got a mouth that gets him offa tickets n fines Gets the highway patrol off with quick 69's Man I gotta go work but you know I'll be back I'll eat the rest of that ass as a late evening snack....peace CHAOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Nice pic lads!! Will get in on this at the weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 man wheres slappedbyaho?? im awaiting his responce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Yo yo yo rude boys rapping like there's no tomorrow I'm sitting here all alone in sorrow Yo bitches abandoned film and the bars or sumfing Shit man that loner image do my nut in So I talk to meself for a bit and split No dice man thats cool my company's the shit I don't need you to give me advice Run me round looking for somfing nice To stick on my stereo thats busted Shit dude you guys ain't got rubarb and custard I expect to see your names on some herses Coz you guys aint got the spped for my verses The streets riding high with me and my gat GOt IC's mum selling my dawg's clarky kat No ripping off wth a cheap price we vend Hell dude we cheap....but not as cheap as your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Haha...that one's on my moms.... MLB finally droppin one, throwin the movie & bars into it, even some Transmet for that ass! That was cool man, didnt expect to see you on stage, good work. ps the first shot's free; after that, it's go time. :wary: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 (edited) ... Edited February 28, 2003 by King Of Snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Shit, forgot to log out. Sorry Kos, I meant no disrespect. Shit Bucket, knew you liked the streets, but that parody is spot on. "walked over to the post office, eating a bag of chips, had to draw the dole and buy some flee dip, It's for me nan's cat, It's always itchy cause it's got gnats.. [insert chourus by the guy with singing abilty] Went into the newsagent, bought some salt and vinegar and twenty Lambert and Butler..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Why you dissing the streets? Just coz you got no beats. You rhyme like you still in preschool Hell dawg you bend over and look the fool My opinion counts for a whole bag of chips what I says shit bites the bishiznit You got a bro but I see no back-up You look like you need a serious smack-up I ditch the 9 millemetre and raise those dukes Urghhh, your imploded guts serving the pukes Michelle Yeoh and Ogami Itto ain't got shit on me I do a roundhouse , a flip and still have time for tea Jont you dummy can't you tell Apart from yo crackerass you ain't got nothing to sell So saying I steal these original lines I like saying I commited some god-awful crime I'm a loving caring memebr of society And for my time I don't charge no fee So get it straight and go with the program I hear only silence, like Clarice from a lamb >Fade out with ...damn it feels good to be a gangster< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Muthafuck, you think yo gonna step to us too? Lone gunmen don't last 'gainst the Maniac Cop crew ...Maniac Cop III... ...gonna beat down MLB... Bro here wit' back-up, gonna eat your ass up Bucket, you step to Jont, cracka, you all front... Gonna get straight on wit' dissing The Streets Them niggas ain't yet performed any mad feats Dumb cracka, that mumblin' fool Mike Skinner Never got what it takes to be a Mercury winner He be talking 'bout pushin' this 'n that forward Hey Mike, that's not something you're contributing toward You want old skool dub try Scientist or the Specials Blow the Streets out the water like they militiary vessels Don't be thinking that Streets invented something Been years that Scientist been makin' 'Dancin' vampires sing!' Shit, check up Dreadzone and Asian Dub Foundation There's more worthy musical talent up 'n down a your nation Streets mixed dub and garage, but they weren't really the best But they had a WHITE GUY, so they got media interest, yes! Hey, I just thought of what thing forward I'd like to push Sweep the Streets, Skinner's severed head at the end of my brush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Haha...Ireland vs the UK without bombs?? Lets see if Bucket can manage solo, or ends up like chief: a man with no arms cant hang... Chief do i gotta freestyle on you again? I guess not, guess that puts the Patos at 1-0 on Chief, tho some strong assists from the newly established MC III Crew... it seems like the real question is: MC's can freestyle all they want (we encourage it, give it a go!) but can they hang in battles against clans/groups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Why DD hip-hop sucks in '03 Yo Chief, where you at? I know you got your project But man, don't you got a reputation to protect? Yo Benny, where you at? I know that Jont burned you bad But aren't you a mean muthafucking servant of God? Yo Birdy, where you at? I know you ain't on the boards Have you been so detained sorting out those dumb broads? Yo Bucket, where you at? I know that I've been dissing the Streets But at least I expected you my challenge to meet. Yo SoF where you at? I know you've been doubting your ability You just need to drop a rhyme, I'll give it some stability. Yo Patos, where you at? I know Chiefy ain't been round But lets drop some hot tracks with the freestyle sound. Y'all, cos your gone, the thread hasn't been jumpin' And I know I just wanna vent rage while my blood's pumpin' But c'mon, get ya shit together, pick up the pace Yo bring some new flows on up in this place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Bitch you need to stop yo’ pacin You impatient fuck, ever heard of waitin? Don’t think your hot shit just cause you runnin your mouth Don’t pull that shit boy, don’t go that route Best believe you will get your ass stomped By a girl nonetheless, your ass will be whomped Back off my shit boy, best believe you will get burned Talking to me? Fuck, that’s a privileged you haven’t earned It’s beyond me as to why you feel you got balls Last time I recall, your ass was playing wit some dolls Running like a girl, your favorite color is pink See what happens when you speak before you think? So don’t step to me unless you got some real shit to say If you didn’t say shit, it wouldn’t be this way But now you got me started, you won’t ever see the end Scurry off now, I believe your ego needs a mend Wipe your tears, drink a few beers and drive into a ditch Then realize it’s just begun, you fucked with the baddest bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Uh oh, an attack on KOS - does that mean an attack on MC III? Does this put Birdy in Chief's corner (she didnt stand up for him there so who knows)... haha, KOS just wanted to comment & bring the thread back into action and look what happens...damn. Birdy - youre really gettin good, no bullshittin: you can hang, that's really cool. I guess Patos Malos are takin a break till Chiefy comes back around, ill drop somethin a lil later on but i think most are waitin to see if he still has a pulse... :crossbones: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Alright, if this dont get a response outta Chiefy im callin him up to make sure he's ok. Because I got it Like That (aka kickin a man when he's down) Back on the mic, i be the IC, and rappin while you clappin at Chief's eulogy, and his death was foretold in DD prophecies, but then it happened from my hand, like spittin philosophies, uh now he's on death row, comin back no mo, while I keep ya movin with my flow, im lettin competition know test this chest? man, you'd besta just truck it fuck it, talk back i leave you Leaky like a Bucket with styles gone buck wild, shit ya never seena samplin crazy joints, like Mistadobalina and there ain't a MC coming close to me Cowboy aka IC...baby, baby PS: mess around again, shit wont be funny ill fuck that ass up like Kermit on a bunny (Kermit on a bunny?) Tap that ass, like that, really doe expose ya true sex, show ya nothin but a ho spread yaself too thin, now ya got laid low.. but now ill pass the mic back...come show me what ya know. the raw combination, destination: number one, tote a gun, with no hesitation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Before Chief decides to share his treats I got some rhymes and some kickin' ass beats Who you think you are freebird who invited you? Sit your ass down girl there be a queue If your gonna sit and diss you better back it up miss The Irish may lack potatoes but they got da guiness So when you insult those funny-accent guys from eire You attack the english too and I'm ready to fire Remember, I don't sees you as an opponent But rather a carpet that just needs unrollin' So lie down there and lay you down flat and stick nails through your hands, neck, knees and back And you'll stay there till I say your free And whimper off you will back to your tree..... Hey Kos, don't you move till I say you can go I may have dissed someone else but I want you to know Your opinions of music is like a fart in a storm I'm gonna make you wish you never was born Dr. Dre, Snoop and I will hatch a plan and have a snack Then after dinner we're gonna bury you jack We'll leave the grave shallow so you can be found But damn man you'll stink, like the ass of a hound They'll chuck you in a cab and identify you by phone Another statisic you'll be, another unknown.... Ohhhhh Oh Ohhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Question should be, where the hell’d you come from? Flip back a few pages, yeah, that’s me on page one Throwing down flows like it’s nobody’s business I thought you were cool, now you on my hit list Of people I done straight trampled through Casualty numbah five, Bucket, I believe that is you Runnin around in circles like you can thrown down Boy I’m a pure bred bitch, you a mutt at the pound Don’t tell me im sittin’ here dissin on the irish Sorry to break it to yah, but im a half irish dish Sprinkled with some scottish and a little portugese too If you said im a damn fine mix, I’d tell you it was true So it’s no surprise that your ass wants a piece of me I’ll have you on your knees, beggin’ “michelle please.” Soon you’ll realize you didn’t know what you were in for I’ll run my mouth on you, till your ears get sore Then when you think it’s over, imma bring on the heat And leave you with nothing, panhandlin’ on the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Hah Bucket went out and bought himself some balls That don't mean automatically the shots are yours to call I'll be with you in a minute so order your hearse I just have to put a Bird in the oven first Bitch you be talkin like as if you're all that But all that I see is a conceited spoilt brat All gettin high on your own self-importance Take a step back girl and check yo decadence Taking offence cos I stung you for not being about Don't go thinkin you're special, I called EVERYONE out Ain't noone got shit on me I'll take on all comers Bounce on all ya heads like I'm an italian plumber You know I'm not sure now that you ain't a dumb broad Your rhymes got no power your rhythms are flawed You talk shit to me think you challenge my authority That weak ass shit you pulled ain't nothing but parody Girl I'ma knock you out like a miner's canary Noone to come to ya rescue like that Slapaho fairy Step into my office, enter a world of hurt Gonna take you down, six underground, under the dirt Yo Bucket don't be thinkin you can take what I got Because you're a friend I just sent a warning shot You chose not to heed it, couldn't hold your tongue Now you gonna breath your last breath through a punctured lung You're saying my taste in music is all outta whack Muthafucka you're in no position to attack All that ska shit you listen to is a big pile of cock Spend ya time wanking off to the bands on P-Rock And don't be trying to compare the Irish to English Colonised by wankers but Brit rule is finished Yeah we got our freedom when we had the Rising But we're still ready to give you limeys a hiding Don't think you be a live niggah just cos you got a 'fro The shape of your hairstyle don't mean you got flow You say you got support from Snoop Dogg and Dre Bitch please you'd be a chalkmark on the streets of LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 It ain’t called conceited, Im just speaking the truth Back off my flows bitch, just cause yours are uncouth Sorry little guy, jealousy is an unworthy trait Not my fault dear, no one’s taken you on a date Maybe it’s cause you can’t give credit where it’s due And realize that this chick, is quite possibly better than you Better than you, running around with jailbait I think your trying to compensate For something lacking in the pants Is that why you go on these pointless rants? Do those rants make you feel good? Give you more pleasure, than your hand ever could? But that’s your business, I’ll keep that aside You tried to throw down, yes, I repeat TRIED So I’ll give you credit, and a “there, there” pat One day you’ll look in the mirror, and then face the facts Im not being mean, im just honestly blunt like that Now make haste and leave bitch, run like a little rat Now I’ll return to my throne, where I always sat Pissed cause you got told, by a bitchy spoiled brat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Jesus, lookit you people! So much for the days of me & chief bein the skills of this thread...im payin some respect to MC III, MLB & Birdy here, serious props to all of you for catchin on quick & holdin your own. Its a shame Chiefy had to die in the process but its been worth it. Battle lines are bein drawn, logos tossed up...can the solo artists still hang or will they inevtably bond...? My highlights: MLB - Your opinions of music is like a fart in a stormI'm gonna make you wish you never was born ...They'll chuck you in a cab and identify you by phone Another statisic you'll be, another unknown.... ..smoov. Nothin like farts-in-storm analogies, good one. Birdy - Question should be, where the hell’d you come from?Flip back a few pages, yeah, that’s me on page one Throwing down flows like it’s nobody’s business I thought you were cool, now you on my hit list ...Then when you think it’s over, imma bring on the heat And leave you with nothing, panhandlin’ on the street ...and you rhymed shit with "irish"...you sure you havent done this kinda thing before? KOS - I just have to put a Bird in the oven first hah..thanks for usin thta before chiefy did on my crew. Ain't noone got shit on me I'll take on all comersBounce on all ya heads like I'm an italian plumber ..im a whore for NES references, that shit was cool. You chose not to heed it, couldn't hold your tongueNow you gonna breath your last breath through a punctured lung ...nice. The brit/irish sutff, the trainspotting line, the finale...that was good stuff there. Just like pointin out my favorite spots so people know theyre bein appreciated up on the stage. Im keepin the mic warm, who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 rappin while you clappin at Chief's eulogy, andhis death was foretold in DD prophecies, but for some reason, that reminds me of nas.... hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 ok another one: Pissed cause you got told, by a bitchy spoiled brat damn... as for that line of mine, yeah im sure its subconscioulsy bits of biggie & nas...but thanks. Birdy's like the lil kim of this thread these days, its a trip. But who's takin odds...will the last 3 solo artists (for right now, you voyeurs are free to jump in or just freestyle!) pair up like power rangers or will the recent beef keep em solo? Place yer bets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Freebird and KoS both be rhyming like they wanna be a star But there battle raps sound worse than a verse from Salt 'n Peppa Now for some more scathing attacks The rollercoaster moves up, clackety clack.... Freebird, yeah you, I got some stale bread Hot damn girl you so easily led You think coz page one features some of your spout That your tunes meaning sumfing, have some kinda clout I see tough girls like you strutting every day Thinking coz its a new millenium they can have their own way But you need a guy more than a fish needs a bike someone to hold to tell you everythings all right You'll cook and clean and tend to his needs And spend every night down on your knees. I hate the way the Irish see themselves as superior That they liberated themselves and have no more bother The truth is you be some kinda Brittany rejects Wondering what way that you can fuck up next As for the ska, guitar and brass rock At least I masturbate into a sock I saved it for later for some kinda using I made you that cake with the suspicious icing But said it was definitely a taste that you knew Perhaps some kinda special irish stew So let them eat cake and get their beheading I've always claimed thats where Ireland be heading KoS I see a very different future for the MC3 So listen up why don't you just take a knee I'll join your group to begin the alliance After all, more is better with a stronger defiance However I really dunno if we can heal this rift Caused I ain't being no deputy but I'll be their damn sheriff :O Bo Selecta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 You'll cook and clean and tend to his needsAnd spend every night down on your knees. holy shit, someone forward that to Gloria Steinem, that's great... the irish, gizz cake, a verbal beating, then the extending of his hand....finished up with a classic preacher line... MLB is becoming a force to be reckoned with. Good one, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 I have to apologize, I haven't been able to follow this thread well this week. I have a lot of catching up to do. I'm working on an assignment now, I'll be done soon, I hope I'll have time to defend myself... Had an idea tho... for IC, Freebird, anyone else who wants to enter... was hearing a classic, Ma$e - 24 Hours to Live... you think we could do a reprise of that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 *CLEAR*! thank god, we were able to bring him back, this board almost suffered its first casualty...nah its cool, i knew ya had that project. Funny, i was thinkin of doin somethin with Ma$e - "Lookin at me" a while back, thought the beat was good for it...what'd you have in mind anyway, another shout-out or just freestyle? ps kermit on a bunny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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