BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 --- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional. " Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 But..the regrigarator, its just...its not big enough. Oh, and i bet a few crocks skipped out on the meeting, thats why i walked around the river... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 IC, you just don't have the mentality of a professional businessman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 So...so professional businessmen want folks eaten by crocodiles? :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 I would've put the Giraffe in the fridge in pieces if you ask me. Probably wouldn't taste too bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Girafee probabl would taste good. Like horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 See I said to chop up the giraffe so he would fit. Remove the giraffe and chop the elephant up and put him in... The lion king, since it is his function then it should not be considdering him attending.... What the FUCK!!!! get in a god damn BOAT!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Years later, i still fail this quiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 hahaha me too, my answer was to chop up the giraffe too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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