Signal08 Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 wow, you quoted like the only quote I saw in the movie, only saw like 15 minutes of it. love song for bobby long with johny T...and scarlet 1- Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? 2- Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. 1- Knock knock. 2- Who's there? 1- Go fuck yourselves. Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Hah, brilliant. Catch Me If You Can I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 L.A. Story...Steve Martin is so damned funny Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 conspiracy theory, they eyes taped open... even though he looked like cept with a face of I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for protecting me yesterday. That is your job right? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob? -Algren-San. -Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 The Last Samurai (jake got it I didnt ) "Fur Pie doesn't sell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Amelie I will care for these orphans as if they were actually wanted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 ha, Limeny Snickets! long and drawn out but good Actually, I believe the term shyster is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is eggplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Enemy of the State, that movie was great. "Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, “I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it”, and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Closer with Natalie Portman , and i have always like jude laws acting, but me no likey julia roberts, looks like a large mouthed bass. Now, are you sure you want to have a fight? Because I'm only gonna use my thumb. Thumb? My right thumb. Left one's too powerful for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Now there's a left-field quote from The Presidio. Didn't Meg Ryan play Sean Connery's daughter in that? That's freakin' weird. This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Bad Boys II...my fave scene is the X scene...lol Hey Gordy? Yea? Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt? Because I do... stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I believe thats ready to rumble... dave ariquttes last claim to fame and fall from it...all in one movie scene where he made his finger smell like ass then drank the slurpee to get a free one... i thought we were supposed to learn things from movies, not shit we already do. wait, i mean... yea heres an off the wall one... see if anyone can grab it You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Hooyah! Scent of a Woman... I need bread. What? I don't have enough bread. Run over to Greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread. Again? I just came back from Grennblatt's. So You'll go again. I'm always going to the store. When I grow up, that's all I'll be trained to do, go to the store. You don't want to go?... Never mind, I'll go. Don't do that! Don't make me feel guilty. I'll go. And get a quarter of a pound of butter. I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time? And suppose the house burned down this afternoon? Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter? If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 HA, thats funny...not sure what flick though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Okay, let me add another few quotes from this movie...someone is bound to get it... What would you tell your father if he came home and I was dead on the kitchen floor? "Don't go in the kitchen, Pa"? *** She saw me on the crapper! Nora saw me on the crapper! *** Liver and cabbage - the Jewish mediaeval torture! My friend Marty Gregori, an A student in Science, told me that cooked cabbage can be smelled farther than sound travelling for seven minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Brighton Beach Memiors... but I have to credit my co-worker. She knew it right off the bat. So, can we sign you up for one of our Nightstalkers secret decoder rings? I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is RE-DICULOUS. And 2, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Blade: Trinity I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further... Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call. Eh, that's... very kind of you, considering you are a mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard. Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Heh, Die Hard I'm a little tired! I'm a little WIRED! And I THINK I deserve a LITTLE APPRECIATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 nick cage in the rock If I'm walking into a shit storm I wanna know which way the wind's blowing. :Happy? :Seventy-five casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy. :We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Spy Game Daddy, what's a nympho? Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio. You're the state idiot of Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 50 first dates Any man with a collection like this is a man who's never set foot on a battlefield. To him a miniball from Shiloh is just an artifact. But to a combat vet, it's a hunk of metal that caused some poor bastard a world of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 The Last Castle. But mine wasn't from The Rock, Sig, try again. I'm a little tired! I'm a little WIRED! And I THINK I deserve a LITTLE APPRECIATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 The Last Castle. But mine wasn't from The Rock, Sig, try again. I'm a little tired! I'm a little WIRED! And I THINK I deserve a LITTLE APPRECIATION! GONE IN 60!!! cant believe I got it mixed up... just watched the rock the other night is why ah well... go ahead with another quote deej. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Ok...who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? What'd you think of The Last Castle anyway, Sig? I thought Gandolfini really got overlooked in that one, he was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 National Treasure, which I havent seen yet but I saw tons of previews. "Harden yourself against subordinates. Have no friend. Trust no woman. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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