Jesi Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Matchstick Men Good movie. I might be the only person on here besides Jess who saw this one, but still... Delores, I have these presents I wanna give to Sasha. Where is she? I'm sorry, sir. Your dog is dead. She killed herself. What? The Jacuzzi. She threw herself into the Jacuzzi. I tried to find you. It was horrible. Oh, no. Maybe she fell in. Oh, there was a witness. Alejandro, the gardener's son. It was suicide. Suicide? She was lonely. She couldn't stand it any more. Then why the fuck didn't you go outside and play with her? Throw the little red ball with her? I'm sorry, Mr Devine. I know you loved that dog. On Tuesday, she dug up all the flowers and then took a dump in the kitchen. I believe that was her note. A sleeper comedy that I was skeptical about at first, but I wound up enjoying greatly - "The Last Shot" - A story about the greatest movie never made. Our horse is too small... Our rider is too big... our trainer's too old........and I'm too dumb to know the difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Our horse is too small... Our rider is too big... our trainer's too old........and I'm too dumb to know the difference! No bites on this one, I guess this must be from Seabiscuit but I haven't seen it. If I'm right: "If there’s one thing this last week has taught me, it’s better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ahhh, true romance...had a killer cast! and yes, RA's was from seabiscuit. I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Ronin. Good movie. Often overlooked. What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation. It's a lost art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Goldeneye Leather pants. Yeah. What's something like that run? Six-fifty. Six hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah. They're pants. Yeah. You wear them? YES. They don't, like, have a TV in them or something? Nope. I am very old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 The Last Boy Scout "I'm sorry, at the resturant I beat up the bathroom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Punch Drunk Love Had that quote in my LJ just a couple days ago. But, you know . . . this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing - there's too many self-indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Gone in 60 Seconds right? What is LJ? I wonder if SB will get this one.... Oh! Frankenstein! Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. His sister? Yeah, Phyllis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Lol, Yellow Submarine. Oh that Ringo... "It's Beatle-proof!" "Nothing is Beatle-proof!" Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? It's me belt, Turkish. No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? It's for protection! Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? What's to stop you from blowing your bollocks off everytime you sit down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 So easy.....Snatch. Come on where's your manners Danny what would your old mum say? Fuck me! Wish I met her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Mean Machine, vinnie jones! saw that with my pops in chicago. The longest yard appears to be a football version ... not futbol. this was a rather slow movie for what it was... but it was still good, and this one line cracks me up every time. What are you guys celebrating? Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the clitoris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Proof of Life This should be an easy one... Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that. Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Mean Machine, vinnie jones! saw that with my pops in chicago. The longest yard appears to be a football version ... not futbol. The Longest Yard is a remake of an old Burt Reynolds flick, so technically Mean Machine was the rip-off. And Star Wars...or, for you purists, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. The lady and I were trying to dance. You were trying. She was succeeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Mask of -zip zip zip- Zorro this movie cracks me up every time... Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 My Cousin Vinny?...eh, I'm probably wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 No thats right you should put one up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Dante was right... heres another (if Dante comes back in a timely fashion, he can post over my next quote) and will make it fairly easy... Name as many mammals as you can in 60 seconds. Ready? Go. Hmm. 60 seconds. Well, how would you like that? How about alphabetical? Aardvark, baboon, caribou, dolphin, eohippus, fox, gorilla, hyena, ibex, jackal, kangaroo, lion, marmoset, Newfoundland, ocelot, panda, rat, sloth, tiger, unicorn, varmint, whale, yak, zebra. Now "varmint" is a stretch; so is "Newfoundland" (that's a dog breed); "unicorn" is mythical; "eohippus" is prehistoric. But you weren't being very specific, now, were you, Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Phenomenon. If Dante gets here first he can also just post over my quote as well. The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I keep having trouble finding a good movie quote when I finally do get one right! Ok, here's mine: Alright, this guy needs coffee and cruellers, STAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Wayne's World hahah I havent seen that in forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. Bull Durham Mummy, can we have Uncle Jim for dinner? Have him over for dinner, we're not cannibals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Finding Neverland This one might be a bit hard I dont know. Ill leave it for a day or so and if no one gets it then ill change it. Run! Brownies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu9393 Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 ok im going with Willow on that one... here's mine: "Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head" wow what a vulgar first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 I loved that movie, Ill see if anyone else can get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 The Way of the Gun I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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