Silent Bob Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Ok, this thread died. The movie was Gung Ho, also known as Working Class Hero. Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. That's 105 percent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Christmas Vacation, I watch it every Christmas, family tradition. "People ask me why do I keep compromising my artistic integrity by walking in front of Blake's cameras. Do you know what I tell them? Money." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 I think thats the life and death of peter sellers... good cast, odd film. if i am right... I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. and the give away quote of the movie Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Yes it was Life and Death of Peter Sellers, it was awesome and hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Mission: Impossible Fuck the uptown brothers - they never pass the ball, they don't wanna play defense, they take five steps on every layup to the hoop, and then they wanna turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago - move - the fuck - on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 The 25th Hour I apologise if you can't understand a word I'm saying. No, I understand perfectly. That's very kind of you to lie. You see, I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Being John Malkovich I'll give two from the same movie: #1: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want? #2: (singing) If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Little Shop of Horrors. Try this. "you turned in your wings man, you were the best but you quit and now I gotta do something I don't want to do I gotta give these two other bozos their shot..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Is that one of the Iron Eagle movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Nope, but close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Alright, it's been a few days, come back to us with the answer on that'n Cougar. Raji, Nick left a message for you. If you near Linda he'll see that you suffer excruciating pain and never walk again in your life. In other words...he'll break your legs. Why's he gotta say it all poetic like that? Why can't he just say "I'm gonna break your legs", man? Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. When you turn 30, you better have a personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 I reckon Cougar's could be Top Gun given that his name was the callsign of one of the characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 SB, that would be Be Cool...saw it just last night, so that's still fresh in my memory... You seem jumpy Carter, did you switch from mocha to crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Sorry, been outta town. Top Gun is Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Mine is still up... You seem jumpy Carter, did you switch from mocha to crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Saw it last night. In good Company. "no Women, no kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Leon The Professional. This is a long one, but I like it: Well, it was fun. They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not "cool." I know. Even when I though I was, I knew I wasn't. That's because we are uncool! And while women will always be a problem for guys like us, most of the great art in the world is about that very problem. Good-looking people have no spine! Their art never lasts! They get the girls, but we're smarter. I can really see that now. Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love...and let's face it, you got a big head start. I'm glad you were home. I'm always home! I'm uncool! Me too! The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we're uncool. I feel better. My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You want to be a true friend to them? Be honest and unmerciful. You're doing great. Call me later is you want. I'm always up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Almost Famous. Try this. "Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know..." "Get used to disappointment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I love this movie! The Princess Bride.. Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Heh, Hitch. Seeing Kevin James dance makes me laugh every time. All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid- Wasn't Steve's greatest. Man with two brains or the Jerk beat it in my opinion. SB, sounds as if you're on a anti chick kick, so here's one for ya. "Women, I never met one that was as reliable as a horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 SB, sounds as if you're on a anti chick kick, so here's one for ya. Yours is North to Alaska - not one of John Wayne's greatest. As for being on an anti-chick kick, nah, I just think it's a really funny quote. Still, might as well keep with the theme. Here's an easy one. How do you write women so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 What a woman wants-- what does a woman want? Shit.......that would take decades . Ithink that we can both agree that one wasn't one Mels better movies try this. Good movie but not AS good as the first one. "I know happy couples... but I think they lie to each other!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 SB's was As Good As It Gets actually, dunno yours Cougar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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