Signal08 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I think that was happiness. -You said bullshit and experience is all it takes, right? -Right. -Come on in and experience some of my bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy's finest hour... 48 Hours. - I need to talk to you. Meet me outside in five minutes - It's 40 below zero outside. - Don't argue with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 48 hours have passes...Okay, MusicManiac, get back to us on that one... New quote: She's a grandma? Man. I wish my grandma looked like that. My grandma looks like Jack Palance. If Jack Palance looked like her I'd wanna fuck Jack Palance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 - I need to talk to you. Meet me outside in five minutes - It's 40 below zero outside. - Don't argue with him. It was from John Carpenter's "The Thing"/ Kurt Russell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 48 hours have passes...Okay, MusicManiac, get back to us on that one... New quote: She's a grandma? Man. I wish my grandma looked like that. My grandma looks like Jack Palance. If Jack Palance looked like her I'd wanna fuck Jack Palance. Isn't that 40 yr old virgin? ...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Billy Madison Here's an easy one. You mean she cut her way through 88 bodyguards? Nah there wasn't really 88 of them, they just called themselves the Crazy 88s. Why? I dunno. I guess they thought it sounded cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Kill Bill 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Yeah. You're up again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Here's mine: [sung] I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Rocky Horror Picture Show?? " I've seen you at Mass almost every day for 23 years. The only person comes to church that much is the kind who can't forgive himself for something. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I believe that to be million dollar baby saw this movie...again for like the 40th time... this line cracks me up everytime. Listen pal, you're client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Robocop _____________________ Next... "You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Now you're getting nasty, Raiders of the Lost Ark So this is it. We're gonna die. Yeah. We're gonna die. No...no! What's this? What's this? What's this? This...is nothing. Yeah. We're gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ...Just bought it.. ________________________ So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Four guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Cayman Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Reservior Dogs! great line man great effin movie Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?! -I'm here to collect. -How 'bout I just kick your ass. -Oh a counter offer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer... we call that a counter offer. This is a tough decision you give me here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars. I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be perfectly honest with you... no I think I'll just go with the two hundred. -Over my dead body. -You like to renegotiate as you go along. Well here's my counter offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you? -In your dreams. -Oh no no... in reality. If I kick the shit out of you, do I get the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 My Cousin Vinny One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! A random toss - the only true justice. Let's see what justice has in store for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? ---------------------- "All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 16, 2005 Author Share Posted September 16, 2005 Not quite MM, that was Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face in Batman Forever. Shouldn't you be in some special school or something? This *IS* a "special" school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Not quite MM, that was Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face in Batman Forever. Shouldn't you be in some special school or something? This *IS* a "special" school. I cheated...good movie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 X Men? _________________ "All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 Not X-Men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Saved starring Mandy Moore & Macauly Culkin (sp?) Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back- Chris Rock. Awesome flick "BooBoo Kitty Fuck". ____________________________ "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you’re not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 napoleon dynomite... didnt like it, but i bet they made away with alot of mula for being so cheaply made. I suddenly remembered my Charlamaign. 'Let my armies be the rocks, the trees, and the birds in the sky' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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