MusicManiac Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Sean Connery. ________________________________ I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Raging Bull Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. He's a funny looking fucker, I know, but you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he's gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. No one's watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. "That's fucking it," says the geezer. "That's fucking what" says Rory and he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ----------------------------------------- You understand right? There's no other solution. You won't go away. Yes I will. No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 What About Bob There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Zoolander? Who the hell are you? I am your worst nightmare! ...no, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 National Lampoons Loaded Weapon.. love those series. -How bad do you want to be a Delta? Would you walk on broken glass? Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon causing acute achondroplasia, which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older? -Just ease up on the medical terms. Alright? Just keep it simple and terrifying. -Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Van Wilder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 yep another nat lampoons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What is your background? My father was Armenian. My mother was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish. That's three halves. Oh, she was a big woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Caddyshack 2. LOL. ___________________________ " You all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times! And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no fuckin' ambush! And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag him and bag him! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 its either full metal jacket or platoon... i just cant place it nearing 2 days so i will continue ----------------------------------------------------------------- Now what I am going to is take this right foot here and put it right accross the side of your face. It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Major Payne "Get off your knees. You're blowing the game! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 hmm... not sure, let us know. ANNNNND to keep the game going... 'Yea, well I also cook' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Undersiege "You probably can't wait to run and cash this check and get yourself something to eat. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 About Schmidt Vengeance is a lazy form of grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Just rented it- awesome flick... The Interpreter "Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Heh yeah I just rented it too. It was fantastic. Kingdom of Heaven Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. And, a slightly easier one from the same movie: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. By the way, MM, love the new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Heh..thanks man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 hmm... moving right along. Let us know Deej. All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Deej's was Serenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Get off your knees. You're blowing the game! " Fever Pitch, I thought everyone would get that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Famous quotes from Total Recall: -*bang* "Consider this a divorce!" -"If it's my delusion, who the hell invited you?" -"Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you... you're me." -"Ahhhh I get it I am dreaming, and all of this is part of the delightful vacation your company had sold me." -"Who knows what the hell they thought. They weren't human." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Famous quotes from Total Recall: -*bang* "Consider this a divorce!" -"If it's my delusion, who the hell invited you?" -"Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you... you're me." -"Ahhhh I get it I am dreaming, and all of this is part of the delightful vacation your company had sold me." -"Who knows what the hell they thought. They weren't human." Acalis, just to let you know, the way this thread is played is you give a quote, we guess the movie it's from. The "classic/favorite" lines quote is here Moving on... Jason's was Sgt. Bilko. Like my saint of a mum used to say, "Get 'em young, and the possibilities are endless." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 That would be Unleashed, also known as Danny the Dog, sub-titled "This Movie Set in Scotland, where the fuck are all the Scottish people?" "If you ever want to talk to someone, I'll pay for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 That would be Unleashed, also known as Danny the Dog, sub-titled "This Movie Set in Scotland, where the fuck are all the Scottish people?"[/i] Heh, I was wondering that myself... I think there was only one Scottish person in the entire film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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