Acalis Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I look to be bored by many more of your sermons before you slip. Just don't move. Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew. Yes you are. Serenity. Okay next one... "Burn dust. Eat my rubber." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Sorry, got distracted. Quote's been added to my previous post. I was Kidding... LOL. ________________________ "Burn dust. Eat my rubber." Christmas Vacation maybe? _____________________ ----> “Wake up! Wake up, wake up, wake up, up you wake, up you wake, up you wake, up you wake! This is Mr. Senor Love Daddy, your voice of choice, the world's only twelve-hour strongman on the air, here on We Love Radio, 108 FM, the last on your dial but first in your hearts and that's the truth, Ruth.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 “Wake up! Wake up, wake up, wake up, up you wake, up you wake, up you wake, up you wake! This is Mr. Senor Love Daddy, your voice of choice, the world's only twelve-hour strongman on the air, here on We Love Radio, 108 FM, the last on your dial but first in your hearts and that's the truth, Ruth.” Do the Right Thing. Next... "I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 True Lies, Harry. --> I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Sin City Polly, this may be our last moment together. There's something I need to ask you. Yes, Joe? Did you cut my fuel line? Damn it! I didn't sabotage your lousy airplane! Fine. Our last moments on earth and this is all you have to say to me? Could we just for once die without all this bickering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Skycaptain You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 On the Waterfront You watch the Discovery Channel? Not a lot. They got some good shit on that channel! Every night there is a show with somebody shining a blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually watching the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel? No. Then get the fuck outta my shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Is that Crash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 CRASH- How bout this one till Christy comes up with one, ______________________ They say I have the best ass Below 14th street. Is it true? What? -You're staring again. Oh no. I mean you do - have a nice - I mean - you look familiar -Like your dead girlfriend? Only when you smile. But I'm sure I've seen you Somewhere else - -Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club? That's where I work - I dance Yes! They used to tie you up - -It's a living... I didn't recognize you, Without the handcuffs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 isn't that rent? only saw like 45 min of it. -What's "God"? -You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that ignores you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 The Island He said, "Tell me where the money is or I'll shoot her." I think he was counting on a level of commitment that just wasn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Brain Dead, aka Dead Alive? Eh, I'm just gonna post my quote. If I guessed wrong, let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Okay next in line... "No sir, I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's ass that's all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 "I am the Walrus!" "Shut the fuck up Donny!" The Big Lebowski. Next... "My god man! Drilling holes in heads is not the answer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Star Trek 4: the voyage home "There are just some days you can't get rid of a bomb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Great quote, fucking great quote. That's from the Batman movie. The real Batman movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 All right, at ease... there'll be no more moaning in this outfit... the next man who moans is going to be very sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Jesus that's an old one, never saw it myself, but I've heard the quote. -Catch 22 (1970) Try this: "Let me explain the whole situation in a nutshell. There are five of us and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines and John Wayne. We have this." "Is it loaded?" "Let's find out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Yes! Spaced Invaders! I loved that movie when I was a kid. You need to know, you need to be prepared. You need to find another place to hide your gum than the underside of your desk, Mr. Finnigan! Blimey, the old codger can see out of the back of his head! AND HEAR ACROSS CLASSROOMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Crap. I thought I had it, but when I checked, I could've kicked the crap out of myself for missing something so simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 You need to know, you need to be prepared. You need to find another place to hide your gum than the underside of your desk, Mr. Finnigan! Blimey, the old codger can see out of the back of his head! AND HEAR ACROSS CLASSROOMS! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire A Jose Conseco bat!? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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