dante Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire A Jose Conseco bat!? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mine: Yeah, but you know what, maybe I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. Then ask her where you met her. Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Swingers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin' ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. ...no...no, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin' ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. ...no...no, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! Fight Club Here's an easy one: What's a gun doing in your trousers? It's for protection. Protection from what? Zee Germans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 What's a gun doing in your trousers?It's for protection. Protection from what? Zee Germans? Snatch Mine: That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Serenity. But you were wrong, Drifter, so let's try this one again. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin' ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. ...no...no, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 shit! Sorry, I got it mixed up, I meant 25th Hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 hows this: Right. If I win, you wear a dress on our date. And if I win, so do you. Deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 That would be Hackers, which I just found out my dad has on Laserdisc.... mine: a: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends. b: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Shaun of the Dead I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. Well we have something that may take your mind off it. It won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. Well we have something that may take your mind off it. It won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind. I'm gonna say Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The President's on line 1, calling about is everything okay with the alien space bomb and Planet Ten, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia? Tell him yes on one and no on two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 The President's on line 1, calling about is everything okay with the alien space bomb and Planet Ten, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia? Tell him yes on one and no on two. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina." "Thanks for the tip." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina." "Thanks for the tip." "Not so tough without your car, are you bitch!?" Kindergarten Cop "Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act. So let's do it right and enjoy the view. Come on. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 "Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act. So let's do it right and enjoy the view. Come on. " Heartbreak Ridge. "Whoever wrote this episode should die!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 "Whoever wrote this episode should die!!!" Galaxy Quest It is sitting on top of my DVD player as I type. "You fight like my sister! I've fought your sister! That's a compliment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 "You fight like my sister!I've fought your sister! That's a compliment." The Road to El Dorado. "You know what people are liking these days? Headlights!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 "You know what people are liking these days? Headlights!" Short Circut? but wasn't the line "Do you know what people are liking at night?" "but is there any particular reason why he's black? Sure. I wanted him to be perfect." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Just keeping the thread alive it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Just keeping the thread alive it would seem. Don't look at me, man. I don't know the quote. As per usual the time limit on quotes is 48 hours, though I've seen the thread go without a post for much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 So what do I win if no one can guess it in 48 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 It's up for grabs for anyone to post a new quote. If only someone had thought to put the rules in the first post of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well shit. It's from the movie Ice Pirates. Great cast, no budget, really bad, really cheesy, witty banter, and so awful it's great. I even went back and re-watched the scene just to get the quote right and re-edited my post. Ah well. Here's a clasic: "Are we awake? We're not sure... Are we... black? Yes, we are. Then we're awake, but very puzzled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Now that one is a classic. Blazing Saddles Carlotta is the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them they kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Oh, I love that movie and I haven't seen it in forever. I need to buy it. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid right? maybe? "I'm making a citizen's annulment. Ipso facto coitus interruptus. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Really? noone? I'm the only one thats knows this movie exists? I thought this one would be easy. If noone gets it by tomorrow, you can move on and Ill give you the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I think we've all thrown out some quotes and been disappointed at the resulting silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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