Acalis Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 "I am a woman, damnit! I may not have large breasts but they are nice and perky and I have nipples that can cut glass!"(Warning: I may be a little off) Would that be from She's The Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Oh, come on, how many people from Texas are on this message board and no one but me has seen this movie?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 guffaw, you sure are silly mister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Spaceballs. Why won't you amke that choice? Why don't you make the choice to not eat meat? Yes. Because you like it. Because it tastes good. I liie bacon. I like pork chops. Ham is the greatest thing ever. I'm sure heroin is awesome. Heroin and ham are in completely different categories. I'm sorry, but heroin and ham are not the same thing. They're not...They're not! I could be strung out on ham all day and be OK. You are a little strung out. And I'm strung out on ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Why won't you amke that choice? Why don't you make the choice to not eat meat? Yes. Because you like it. Because it tastes good. I liie bacon. I like pork chops. Ham is the greatest thing ever. I'm sure heroin is awesome. Heroin and ham are in completely different categories. I'm sorry, but heroin and ham are not the same thing. They're not...They're not! I could be strung out on ham all day and be OK. You are a little strung out. And I'm strung out on ham. Supersize Me. "When a man's got money in his pocket, he begins to appreciate peace." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 "When a man's got money in his pocket, he begins to appreciate peace." Yojimbo... er sorry, A Fist Full of Dollars... those crazy Italians Two, count'em, two sets of quotes from the same characters. "Reminds me of the Nighteth Slave Mines on Galganeth Seven. Every place reminds you of some place else. Experience, lad. You should learn to appreciate it. lot of good it's done us so far." "They're closing on us. Yep, like the Shrikebats of Dramedan. How'd you beat them? I am trying to remember, there were an awful lot of casualties that day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "Reminds me of the Nighteth Slave Mines on Galganeth Seven. Every place reminds you of some place else. Experience, lad. You should learn to appreciate it. lot of good it's done us so far." "They're closing on us. Yep, like the Shrikebats of Dramedan. How'd you beat them? I am trying to remember, there were an awful lot of casualties that day." Transformers the Movie "Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Terminator II "......That's slander. It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Spider-man I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Clueless. Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU! Jeff Spicoli: Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand. Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy? Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time. Mr. Hand: You couldn't, or you wouldn't? Jeff Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines. Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on YOUR time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this? Jeff Spicoli:I don't know. Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice. Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli. Jeff Spicoli: Alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Y'know, putting character names kiiiiinda ruins the whole guessing aspect of the game, but ok. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Go with God. God already left Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 That was Tears of the Sun with brucey... saw it a good while ago. -I'll make you a deal right now. If you can tell me the average life expectancy of a Marine second lieutenant dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1967, I'll tell you everything I remember about Ca Lu. -One week. -Negative. Sixteen minutes. Sixteen fucking minutes. And that's all I remember about Ca Lu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Rules of Engagement -Never has the slaughter of women and children ever felt so satisfying Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake." Natural Born Killers "Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 True Lies Listen, sweetheart, if I don't come back, then I forgive you for anything that happened between you and Lt. Sobinski. But if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 To Be or Not To Be Best Hitler Ever! Because I can't get enough of this guy... "You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!" "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 You shouldn't quote Johnny Dangerously to me. My brother quoted Johnny Dangerously to me once...ONCE! You see, flying takes three things: hard work, perseverance and...hard work. You said "hard work" twice! That's because it takes twice as much hard work as perseverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Chicken Run... The last movie I will ever see with Mel Gibson in it, the holier than thou prick. "Components? Components! American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Armageddon. Even in the shittiest movies, Peter Stormare is great fun to watch. Mornin', Pete, Merry Christmas. Oh, Merry Christmas, buddy. ...where are we? We're in heaven. Mmm. Mm, they got pancakes? They got everything. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 The Ice Harvest [singing] I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come! I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come! I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off! I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off! I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Grosse Point Blank Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families will finally be united. And then you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 If there are two movies I hate having everybody gushing over it's Wedding Crashers and the 40 yr old virgin, these movies weren't that great and were no way in the least original, get the fuck over it! Fuck. #1 What do you think? #2 Uh... I think we need to pull a Panama! #1 A Panama? A "Panama"? #3 A Panama? No! No Panama! ... #4 What's a Panama? #1 It's a Navy thing. #4 I didn't know you were in Panama. #1 We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua. #4 So why do you call it a Panama? #1 Because we thought we were in Panama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Sahara I thought 40 Year Old Virgin deserved the gushing, Wedding Crashers was just ok. It is no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again? Um...food? Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 The Emperor's New Groove "Yep, that's catnip... Um... that's... not mine..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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