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GI Joe! You ever see the dvd of that. It came with a bunch of the PSA's as bonus features, they're hilarious. Did you know that there was a Joe named Snowjob? "Don't walk on that ice, kids!" "SNOWJOB!!"

 

I go even further back than that. Ten years after The Great War, as we used to call it. Before we knew enough to number them.

 

You miss that kind of action, sir?

 

I miss that kind of clarity.

 

Better conversation from the same movie:

 

It's simple economics. Today it's oil. In ten or fifteen years, it's food. Plutonium. Maybe even sooner. Now what do you think the people are going to want us to do then?

 

Ask them.

 

Not now. Then! Ask them when they're running out. Ask them when there's no heat in their homes and they're cold. Ask them when their engines stop. Ask them when people who have never known hunger start going hungry. You want to know something? They won't want us to ask them. They'll just want us to get it for them.

 

Boy, have you found a home...

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Casulties of War?

 

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You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you... there is no turning back. Your parents' death was not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?

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Nope

 

Hint: Three Days of the Condor pissed me off because of the obscurity (I actually had to look it up) so this is along those lines... I first saw it years ago as a late saturday night movie on one of the young cable movie channels staring a young Don Johnson.

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Fucking hell that's obscure ( I googled it, thus disqualified myself, you do all know google gets you disqualified, I've been suspicious.) I've noticed whenever The Drifter posts a quote it's always something that I didn't even know existed, but usually it looks like something I'd want to see.

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Go with it Ly,

 

Fuck it, it's been 48 hours after Drifter's last reply, let alone his initial quote post. By the laws of this thread, I claim the right to post the next quote, yadda, yadda...

 

MM's was Batman Begins, by the way.

 

"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."

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"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."

American History X

 

"Pound per pound, Sugar Ray Robinson was the greatest fighter that ever lived."

 

"Aw c'mon man! How about Joe Louis?"

 

"The Bronx Bomber... now that was a great boxer!"

 

"You daaamn right!"

 

"I supposed no one in here's ever heard of Cassius Clay."

 

"You got a point, Cassius Clay was a bad muthafucka!"

 

"Hey I ain't sayin Clay's bad. I'm just sayin' I stopped likin' Cassius Clay once he changed his name to Muhammed Ali, what kinda shit is that?"

 

"Wait a second... WAIT A SECOND! A man has a right to change his name to whatever he wants to change it to, and if a man wants to be called Muhammed Ali, goddammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammed Ali."

 

"His momma name Clay. Ima call him Clay."

 

"Mmmmhmmmm that's right!"

 

"I say Clay."

 

"Get outta here..."

 

"Ha ha ha! He always gonna be Clay to me I don't give a fuck what he change his name to. He's Clay. he's Clay to me. I say Clay!"

 

"Well then you're a putz. The three of you, three putzes! You should change the name outside from My-T-Sharp to The Three Putzes!"

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Hint: Three Days of the Condor pissed me off because of the obscurity (I actually had to look it up) so this is along those lines... I first saw it years ago as a late saturday night movie on one of the young cable movie channels staring a young Don Johnson.

 

This coming from the guy who put up a quote from Spaced Invaders? I'm sad that a great film like 3 Days of the Condor is considered an obscure movie :2T:

 

And yeah, Ly, that's Coming to America. You're up.

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Joe: [trying to get Jerry to face reality regarding his engagement to Osgood] Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.

Jerry: I'm a boy.

Joe: That's the boy.

Jerry: [coming around] I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?

Joe: What engagement present?

Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.

Joe: [takes it and inspects the stones with Beinstock's glasses] Hey, these are real diamonds!

Jerry: Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?

 

Its an older quote, just so you know.

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Some Like it Hot

 

 

"The question is not what. We both know very well what, even though we don't wanna admit it.The question, Maggie, which you can plainly see I am very busy trying to answer...The question is where.

 

"Don't worry, he's OK. It's not over there."

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Stir of Echoes - (Awesome quote, during the diggin scene).

 

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"Mother, she's just a stranger"! As if men don't desire strangers! As if... ohh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things, because they disgust me! You understand, boy? Go on, go tell her she'll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food... or my son! Or do I have tell her because you don't have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy?"

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I've been at JACON over the weekend and passed out most of Monday. Sorry for not getting back to you guys. As for the movie I put up that no one got it was called:

 

A Boy and His Dog 1975

 

As for my personal Movie Quotes Deux ethics, when I google I don't answer. When I decide on a movie I go through things I've seen and pick what I remember and then look it up so I get it right, though sometimes I just go through a list of quotes of a movie I own or have seen and just pick something I like. As for obscurity, anything before 1980 that hasn't had a re-release or anniversary special addition brought out in the past two decades is what I call obscure. But if you really want to get out there I have a half dozen vintage Pornos from the 70s I could get quotes from, they try to have actual plots you know.

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Anyway, MM's is Psycho

 

Bacon, see what we've got.

 

Let's have a butcher's, eh? We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.

 

What? Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!

 

I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?

 

I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!

 

Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?

 

I don't know! Use your imagination! Don't touch him up! Knock him out!

 

I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.

 

I fucking hate traffic wardens

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Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

 

I also recomend Trainspotting, Plunkett and Macleane, and Snatch

 

Here's a real easy one:

 

"Maybe, just maybe, my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

 

"It's a trick. Get an Axe."

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