Silent Bob Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Was Kingdom of Heaven I...am the Waffler. With my Griddle of Justice I bash the enemies in the head, or...I burn them like so: Ssssssss! I also have, uh, my truth syrup which, uh, is low-fat. And I've been working on a theme song, kind of a- Waffle Maaaaaan! I am the Waffler! Gold and crispy! Bad guys are hist'ry! Yow! Chiggachiggachigga...and I'm runnin'...y'know, just think about it... Do you have, uh, a health plan, by the way? Maybe dental? Eye? Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I never saw kingdom of heaven and had to google it, so I didn't answer, now I'm pissed... anger... rising... blood... boiling... Movie... is... Mystery Men! They should have made a sequel. Anyway You know what they say, behind every great black man... Is the police? No. A bunch of slow, ineffectual white athletes? No! A cute butt? NO! Ah, probable cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Dunno what that one was but it's funny so let us know. You're too sweet for rock and roll. Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious and pissed off! And I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me...I am the enemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Your quote's from Almost Famous; and guess what? "I met you. You are not cool." Rock on. The one I gave was from Undercover Brother, a blacksploitation parody. What happened? What happened? Queen Gedren attacked us is what happened. Gedren? Queen Gedren? That's right. She knocked down half the city with her new weapon and demanded our surrender. My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender. So she knocked down the other half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Red sonja by any chance? I fucking hate this job man. We spend nine hours a day, five days a week incarcerated in this wanky fucking store, having to act like C-3PO to any wanker who wants to condescend to us. We have to brown nose the customers, then we get abused by some... mini fucking Hitler who just gives us stick all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Yep, Red Sonja, as for yours, I have no clue; Googled it, found it, and never heard of it, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 human traffic, great film..... cheater.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Cheater? Did I say what the title was? All I said was I gave up. I would have been in the wrong to have looked it up and then answered, but I didn't do that. You, on the other hand, could have waited for Silent Bob or someone else to answer it. Cheater? Hardly. I am deeply hurt by such false accusations... not really, but enjoy feigning indignation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i never knew men could be fakers.... oh well.... ill try this one... "your exicted? feel these nipples" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 What can I say, sometimes it's all just about pleasing the ladies. Still, bad sex is like bad pizza, any way you slice it, it's still pretty good. As for your quote, did you know that when I was younger I use to play for the "Miami Dealers" in BASEketball. Anyway, try this one, here's a hint, it's related: Any last words? Yes. Oh well, make it quick. Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse. Jolly good! Now let's get on with the hanging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 alfred packer the musical? "The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Yep, but only it was called Cannibal! The Musical, must have changed the name when they released it where you are. Your quote is from The Professional, or another title it goes by is LEON. You better relax, Bob. There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf. All right, let's go. [smack] The price is wrong, bitch! [kick] You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME? I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING! [beatdown] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Happy gilmore.... and what a mothafuckin film too "And what are you doing this morning? It's a birth. Ah. And what sort of thing is that? Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. Wonderful what we can do nowdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Beware the Pirate Accountants, Yar! Sorry, it's from Monty Python's Meaning of Life. This movie is not quite shit, but still mindless fun. "I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 "I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people." Under Siege "Such a lot of guns around town, and so few brains!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 The Big Sleep, by any chance.... "I bet she gives great helmet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 The Big Sleep, by any chance.... "I bet she gives great helmet." Well, I'm out for this round, but when I Googled that, it asked me did I mean "...he gives great helmet." Dirty Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 hmmm google never did that for me,. im gonna leave that up to see if anyone else gets it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Oh, come on, that was an easy one. The helmet bit is from Spaceballs. "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!" Name the movie this is from: This never would have happened if your father was alive. He's dead? Yes. And my mother? She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away! My three brothers? Died of the plague. My dog Pongo? Run over by a carriage. My goldfish Goldie? Eaten by the cat. My cat? Choked on the goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Oh come on, another mel brooks classic after space balls.... Robin Hood, Men in tights..... as for mine "I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie." The Mirror Crack'd "What country are you from?" "'What' ain't no country I heard of. Do they speak English in What?" "Say 'what' again! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare ya, I double-dare ya motherfucka! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Pulp Fiction Do you think I'm stupid? I think you wouldn't know where to put your food if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Do you think I'm stupid? I think you wouldn't know where to put your food if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. That's from "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", the actual quote is "I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid." "But I thought--" "Who told you to THINK?! I don't give you enough information to THINK!!! You do what you're told THAT'S what you do!" "Yes sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "But I thought--" "Who told you to THINK?! I don't give you enough information to THINK!!! You do what you're told THAT'S what you do!" "Yes sir." Total Recall Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I. I made it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used Gindrogac. Highly unstable. ... I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Titan AE Hey Mister, is that your car? What? The cool Porsche. You keep staring at it. Why don't you shoo. I don't wanna shoo. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers? She's over there and she says that I should talk to you. She did? Yeah. She wants to know what you're doing here. I think she thinks you're cute. I don't know anything about that car. And I'm only interested in your mother if she lost 20 pounds and 30 years, so I'd really like it if you just got the fuck away from me, thank you very much. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Goodbye. Skadoodle. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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