the division of joy Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 you are wrong... the correct answer was, Lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 You're quote was "is it safe?" That could ahve been any number of movies, but he picked the movie that is most famous for having those three words in it. Remember inthe Clerks animated series? That "is it safe?" was from Marathon Man. it wasn't a wrong answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 apologies, i was thinking of the LOTR because i had watched it the night before... ive never seen marathon man. but im gonna have to download it if the "is it safe" thing from clerks was plagerised from that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 "Well right now we are advising our clients to put all they can into canned food and shotguns." -- Gremlin 2 (I personally liked the 1st one better) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That chick could suck a taxi driver through immigration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 That chick could suck a taxi driver through immigration Whipped. *taps his crotch* "Wake up! This is what we've always talked about. So look alive you may never see this again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I can't help what I do! I can't help it, I can't. The old story! We never can help it in court. What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are you? Criminals? Are you proud of yourselves? Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards? Things you could just as well keep your fingers off. You wouldn't need to do all that if you'd learn a proper trade or if you'd work. If you weren't a bunch of lazy bastards. But I... I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment! Do you mean to say that you have to murder? It's there all the time, driving me out to wander the streets, following me, silently, but I can feel it there. It's me, pursuing myself! I want to escape, to escape from myself! But it's impossible. I can't escape, I have to obey it. I have to run, run... endless streets. I want to escape, to get away! And I'm pursued by ghosts. Ghosts of mothers and of those children... they never leave me. They are always there... always, always, always!, except when I do it, when I... Then I can't remember anything. And afterwards I see those posters and read what I've done, and read, and read... did I do that? But I can't remember anything about it! But who will believe me? Who knows what it's like to be me? How I'm forced to act... how I must, must... don't want to, must! Don't want to, but must! And then a voice screams! I can't bear to hear it! I can't go on! I can't... I can't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I cheated on your quote Bob, but do you know you can download that movie for free on the internet archive. http://bavatuesdays.com/?p=121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 oooook moving right along... You don't believe in all of this cold fusion mumbo jumbo do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 The Saint "Some men just don't like to be driven." "No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Thunderball.... Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart. Did you fart, Did you fucking fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart. Did you fart, Did you fucking fart? Rain Man... Rain Man... definitely definitely Rain Man! "Don't open that!!! It's an alien planet! Is their air??? You don't know!!!" *holds breath* *sniff sniff* "Seems ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Galaxy Quest. Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes? Thorfinn: Yes, Mother. Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with? Throfinn: Yes, Mum. Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you. Thorfinn: No, Mother. Throfin's Mum: And keep your sword greased. Throfinn: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad. Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over. Thorfinn: No, Dad. Throfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it. Thorfinn: I never do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes? Thorfinn: Yes, Mother. Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with? Throfinn: Yes, Mum. Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you. Thorfinn: No, Mother. Throfin's Mum: And keep your sword greased. Throfinn: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad. Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over. Thorfinn: No, Dad. Throfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it. Thorfinn: I never do... Eric The Viking. "The dog??? Heh heh, you are named after the dog? HA HA HA HA HA!!!" "I got a lot of fond memories of that dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade "Quick, change the channel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "Quick, change the channel!" Street Fighter "Give my regards to King Tut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Street Fighter "Give my regards to King Tut!" "Give my regards to King Tut! Asshole! - That's from Stargate ... great flick. _____________ Yeah, Brigadier General Amend, deputy commander, 101st. Some fucking genius had the great idea of welding a couple of steel plates onto our deck to keep the general safe from ground fire. Unfortunately, they forgot to tell me about it until we were just getting airborne. Well, that's like trying to fly a freight train. OK? Gross overload. Trim characteristics all shot to hell. I nearly broke both my arms trying to keep her level. And when- and when we released, you know I cut as hard as I could, tried to gain some altitude and still keep her from stalling. We came down like a fucking meteor. And that is how we ended up. And the others, they stopped easy enough OK, though, you know? We were just-we were just too damn heavy, you know? The grass was wet, downward slope and all. 22 guys dead. All that for a general? One man. Seems like there's a lot of that going around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Shaving Ryan's Privates... er Saving Private Ryan "I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school." MOOOOORRRRRRTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (aka Mortal Kombat) "General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some "middle way" to solve this problem?" "Must float like leaf on river of life... and kill old lady. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 The Lady Killers (this movie was so disapointing) this gives it away but I just love the line "I've sold guns to every army but the Salvation Army." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "I've sold guns to every army but the Salvation Army." Lord of War. (Yeah it was a pretty dead giveaway ) "Since I met you I nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (hasn't this movie come up five times in the last six hours on four different threads on this board?) "I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur." "There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know." "You're gonna die here, you know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur." "There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know." "You're gonna die here, you know." Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (hmmm we're on a Harrison Ford kick I see, lol) "Ask me a question I would normally lie to." "Are we going to die?" "Yep! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 True Lies "Where did the sun go?" "There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell." "Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "Where did the sun go?" "There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell." "Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up." In The Army Now. "Who makes all these?" "I do, and I practice with them 3 hours a day!" "You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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