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FLASH! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa FLASH! Savior of the Universe!... Sorry, Queen flashback... never pretty...

 

Flash Gordon

 

"What do you mean, dead?"

 

"The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?"

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I was born a poor black child.

 

The Jerk

 

 

"But in darkness, there is strength. Don't you agree?"

 

NOTE: This one might be a little hard to find because it's not actually in the theatrical version of the movie, but it is found in one of the deleted scenes that can be watched from the DVD. Good luck!

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Ok in the future, maybe we should stick with lines that were actually in the film.

 

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

 

It jumped up a notch.

 

It did, didn't it?

 

Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

 

I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

 

Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

 

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

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Akira (do we get to throw out anime now too? If so, I've got enough to choke a hippo.)

 

Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?

 

Yeah?

 

Did you get a little wood?

 

Mahogany.

 

Excuse me?

 

Ebony.

 

What?

 

Teak.

 

Are you possessed by demons?

 

Major Chubby.

 

Language, Padre, language!

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John Carpenter's Vampires

 

-You can't wear white after Labor Day!

 

-That's not true anymore.

 

-Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you?

 

[she whacks her in the face with the phone]

 

-No! Please! Fashion has changed!

 

-No... it hasn't.

 

[she hits her again]

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-You can't wear white after Labor Day!

 

-That's not true anymore.

 

-Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you?

 

[she whacks her in the face with the phone]

 

-No! Please! Fashion has changed!

 

-No... it hasn't.

 

[she hits her again]

Serial Mom

 

 

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

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You remember the 'Fantastic Four'?

 

Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On!' and that shit?

 

The Thing; motherfucker looks like The Thing.

Reservoir Dogs

 

"So is this a gang thing like last time?"

 

"Only if your gang gets their training at Fort Bragg."

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (I think?)

 

If so then:

 

 

Well, for a man who swore he'd never return

 

Just a moment. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used "reserve activation clause." In simpler language, Captain, they DRAFTED me!

 

[in mock horror] They didn't.

 

This was your idea. This was your idea, wasn't it?

 

there's a... thing... out there.

 

Why is any object we don't understand always called "a thing"?

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