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Hook. Always wondered if that line was there in the original script or if they added it when they got Dustin Hoffman.

 

I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.

 

That's funny, you don't have the accent.

 

I don't wanna talk like those assholes.

 

My mother was from Texas!

 

I meant those other assholes.

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I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.

 

That's funny, you don't have the accent.

 

I don't wanna talk like those assholes.

 

My mother was from Texas!

 

I meant those other assholes.

Natural Born Killers

"Actually I hate violence."

 

"But you're so good at it. Listen I got a proposition for you. You could be a boxer and I could be your manager or something."

 

"No I would never fight for money."

 

"No problem, you'll do all of the fighting and I'll keep all of the money."

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"Actually I hate violence."

 

"But you're so good at it. Listen I got a proposition for you. You could be a boxer and I could be your manager or something."

 

"No I would never fight for money."

 

"No problem, you'll do all of the fighting and I'll keep all of the money."

 

Twins. Swarzenegger and DeVito. Who'd have thought?

 

"What were you doing walking in the desert without a horse, or boots, or a hat?!"

 

"Well my car- uh my horse broke down and a bear ate my boots and I guess i just forgot my hat. "

 

"HOW could you forget a thing like your hat?"

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A Few Good Men

 

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Who wants a beard?

 

Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

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I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

The Maltese Falcon

 

"Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this piece of Eurotrash."

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Did you know that unless you are willing to take the R rating, you can only say the "f" word once?

 

You're kidding me.

 

Yeah. You know what I say? Fuck that. I'm done.

Be Cool

 

"Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight?"

 

"No... I'm expendable. "

 

"Expendable... What mean expendable?"

 

"It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter."

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"Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth."

Man on Fire

 

"Tell me something John, what are you going to do when the social security people find out you've been moonlighting?"

 

"Ain't found out about my air boat business. Been doing it for 40 years."

 

"That's probably because you haven't made a profit in the last 39."

 

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Get back to us Acalis...moving right along...

 

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Doesn't anybody eat around here?

 

Not since two is the new four and zero is the new two.

 

Well, I'm a six...

 

Aha, the new fourteen.

The Devil Wears Prada.

 

You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN.
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Pulp Fiction

 

Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?

 

Like what?

 

Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?

 

Are you for real?

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The Devil Wears Prada.

I'll post it again, with another line from the same movie:

You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN.

 

:muggin: I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in Nepal?

:yup: I need one of the pieces your father collected.

[ :muggin: surprises him with a right cross to the jaw]

:muggin: I've learned to hate you in the last ten years.

:yup: I never meant to hurt you.

:muggin: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it.

:yup: You knew what you were doing.

:muggin: Now I do. This is my place. Get out.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or comefrom behind, find out what their whole card is, what makes them run.

 

Find out mine?

 

I think so.

 

Go ahead.

 

I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free.

 

You don't like to be rated yourself.

 

I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?

 

Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how far you can go.

 

A lot depends on who's in the saddle.

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Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or comefrom behind, find out what their whole card is, what makes them run.

 

Find out mine?

 

I think so.

 

Go ahead.

 

I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free.

 

You don't like to be rated yourself.

 

I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?

 

Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how far you can go.

 

A lot depends on who's in the saddle.

The Big Sleep.

 

By the way...

 

"Tell me something John, what are you going to do when the social security people find out you've been moonlighting?"

 

"Ain't found out about my air boat business. Been doing it for 40 years."

 

"That's probably because you haven't made a profit in the last 39."

That was from Invasion USA with Chuck Norris. Next time try to take the time to look instead of putting it off and moving on, mmmkay?

 

Anyways next quote:

 

"Oh, great. We got a pro basketball team coming toward us - with guns!"

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That Russian cannibal creep is running around telling everyone he did 50 plus! That reflects badly on the both of us, Patty! This record should be held by an American.

The Frighteners

 

"Mother always said you were greedy."

 

"She meant it as a compliment."

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"Mother always said you were greedy."

 

"She meant it as a compliment."

 

Nobody??? Allright that was from Trading Places with Dan Aykroid and Eddie Murphy, VERY FUNNY MOVIE!!!

 

Allright let's get rolling...

 

 

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "

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