Acalis Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France. Bruce Almighty "73% of all serial killers vote Republican." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Anybody??? "73% of all serial killers vote Republican." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 "73% of all serial killers vote Republican." Guess no one is gonna get this one. It's from The Life of David Gale. Maybe the next one will be easier: "He's hearing the voice of God through a crossword puzzle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Lady in the Water. : We'll never catch up with those horses! : Then we will have to track them. : That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us! : Are you suggesting we go home? : Nah, this is more fun. : All right, fine then. Come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 We'll never catch up with those horses!shuriken.gif : Then we will have to track them. pirate2.gif : That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us! shuriken.gif : Are you suggesting we go home? pirate2.gif : Nah, this is more fun. shuriken.gif : All right, fine then. Come on! Willow "I'm allergic to peanut butter." "Since when?" "Birth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 War of the Worlds I'm gonna go have a smoke, right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? Right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 i'll be back-terminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I'm gonna go have a smoke, right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? Right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself. The Departed "Let me tell you something about America. Nobody like a smartass, okay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 "Let me tell you something about America. Nobody like a smartass, okay?" Twins!!! One of my favorite movies!!! :-D Okay guess it's my turn then. Let's see... "If you do anything to make my little sister cry or hurt her or do anything to her, I'm gonna come at you with razor blades and lemon juice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Movin' on. Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast. It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money. You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Since no one answered ChumBucket's post, I'll tackle his and Silent Bob's posts at the same time: "If you do anything to make my little sister cry or hurt her or do anything to her, I'm gonna come at you with razor blades and lemon juice." Norbit Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast. It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money. You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley. On The Waterfront "You all right in there?" "Yeah, for a man pissing razor blades." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "You all right in there?" "Yeah, for a man pissing razor blades." The Green Mile "Mom does Santa Claus have to go through customs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Mom does Santa Claus have to go through customs?" Home Alone "So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!" True Lies Officer: Will he be OK, Doc?Psychologist: The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped. Officer: But will he be all right out there? Psychologist: Oh yeah, he'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Edward Scissorhands Everything about you is a lie. It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting. I'll miss Hollywood. I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Everything about you is a lie. It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting. I'll miss Hollywood. I don't think so. The Rocketeer "I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 "I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore!" The Breakup "Silence, village idiot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Silence, village idiot!" The Sixth Sense "Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! GRAAAAAAGH! *kicks* I COULD'VE BEEN IN A BARBECUE! But I ain't mad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Independence Day Surely you can't be serious. I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Airplane! We leave immediately! What about supper? We leave...in five hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 We leave immediately! What about supper? We leave...in five hours. Flushed Away "See you in hell." "Send me a postcard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 *shudder* Invasion U.S.A. god damn i hate chuck norris... Dating's complicated in England. British birds ain't complicated. Buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Seabiscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 ahhh severance "You're a funny guy Sully, thats why i'm gonna kill you last!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 "You're a funny guy Sully, thats why i'm gonna kill you last!" Commando "Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona." LA Confidential "Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it." "Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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