Acalis Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it." "Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?" Just saw that movie today. Gosford Park. "Hey, mister. Ain't you got a car?" "Who needs a car in L.A.? We have the best public transportation system in the world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Who Framed Roger Rabbit "That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!" "He raped Thrace?" "And then he came and did it again! And then again!" "He raped Thrace thrice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!""He raped Thrace?" "And then he came and did it again! And then again!" "He raped Thrace thrice?" A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum "Man... I didn't join the army to pull paper out of people's asses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Three Kings What you saw today is that everything decent is held together by a covenant. An agreement NOT to go batshit. You broke the contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "What you saw today is that everything decent is held together by a covenant. An agreement NOT to go batshit. You broke the contract." Changing Lanes "Hey, I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Shrek Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Zoolander I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. The Departed 1: What's that? Chicken? 2: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 1: What's that? Chicken? 2: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway. 2001: A Space Odyssey "No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 "No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news." Ooooh!!! TOTAL RECALL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 "No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news." Ooooh!!! TOTAL RECALL!!! I was waiting for one of those! Hehe "This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 "This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm." Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back "I thought you said you drove in Romania!" "This IS how we drive in Romania!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 What happened to this game? It is inclement upon me to comment with marked displeasure on your rash impulsiveness in selecting such an eye-catching and impractical car to heist, Mr. Shlubb. Protest though you might, Mr. Klump, you must nonetheless admit to the shere phallic magistry of said Ferrari's performance. An engine of cyclopean power throbs beneath this steel stallion's hood. Irrelevant to said mission is the following query, which I now put forth to you. Wherein this most streamlined and...trunkless...of transports - boner-inspiring though it may be - wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo? A worthy concern. Neatly elucidated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 11, 2007 Author Share Posted April 11, 2007 Sin City There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Jesus...I swear I was posting the answer and THE EXACT SAME FOLLOW UP QUOTE last night and my wireless decided to crap out on me so I decided to fuck it and go to bed...that's weird. The search for my soul-mate was a long and arduous one indeed, but lo! Found them I did and to my shock t'was a man. I call top. Death Proof Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 School of Rock Chevy? Yep. Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get? Got it! Did you take it? Took it. You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you? Yep. I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you. Right. Is your chest on fire? Check. But you're cold? Check. And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you? Well let me check. Check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Chevy? Yep. Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get? Got it! Did you take it? Took it. You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you? Yep. I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you. Right. Is your chest on fire? Check. But you're cold? Check. And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you? Well let me check. Check! Crank "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?" "The exploding kind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?" "The exploding kind." The Pink Panther Strikes Again Aw, look. The bloke's been my best mate since 1975. We've had our fall-outs from time to time. It's no big deal. It's like... if your mum stabbed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Moving right along...Alive, get back to us on that one... My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. Yuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Airplane! I think about fucking a lot, in school. What else do you think about, when you're at school? Married With Children. Do you think about your family? I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. I asked you about your family. No, I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 Donnie Darko See ya later, copper! I'm no cop, man. Well, if you are, then it's entrapment already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Taxi Driver What do you see right now? You see exactly and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion, Ivy. That is the lie that I tell your eyes. Making the magic happen in the moment, in that split second, but seeing behind this motherfucker and knowing...that it's all bullshit. Yeah, you on some bullshit. But I can shape it, I can shift it, i can make it as real as this room! That's why I'm valuable here, Ivy, and that is why you are not. I ain't valuable? I am sorry. I love you. I never wanted it to be like this, you know that. It don't matter what you wanted. It's what you did. If you thought old man Primo could twist your shit up, wait 'til you see what I'm about to do here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Well that was Smokin' Aces. Let's try this easy one. Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I-I-I never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I-I-I can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do? I'm-I'm-I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th-th-this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart... I'm praying to you! Look in your heart. I'm praying to you... look in your heart... look in your heart! You can't kill me... look in your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Miller's Crossing So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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