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Casino Royale

 

For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!

 

Who the fuck told you that?

 

The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.

 

So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?

 

No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.

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Blades of Glory

 

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?

 

I like my privacy.

 

Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence.................................... Can I stay with you?

 

What?

 

Can I stay with you...please?

 

Of course.

 

Really?

 

No.

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Shrek -- Been watching the movie non-stop with my nephew these days...

 

You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.

 

What... are you talking about?

 

I dunno.

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V for Vendetta

 

I remember that day so well. Every moment. Every sensation. Walking into the house. The feeling of the handle of the knife in my hand. I knew I was doing a father's work, fulfilling a father's mercy... but then she surprised me. It was as if she and the knife merged. You cannot imagine the unbearable finality of it. And in that one moment, I took everything that was dear to me and transformed it into nothing more than a memory.

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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

 

 

1 - Sing it for me

 

2 - It's called "Daisy". Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

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There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.

 

The Football Factory

 

"Is this how you want to be remembered?"

 

"I don't want to be remembered at all. That means I'm dead."

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American Beauty

 

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master. Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy...

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the 40 year old virgin

 

(I've probably used this one before, I can't remember but the "Pantera's Box" crack from another thread just got me thinking about it)

 

"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

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The Full Monty

 

I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy.

 

Bad, yes. Guy, no.

 

Well I'm totally over here, alright? Positively.

 

Me too. Definitely. ......good stems, though.

 

Buds, too.

 

Yeah, those are nice.

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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

1 - Sing it for me

 

2 - It's called "Daisy". Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

 

What was this one?! Fuck Acalis & all his monsters.

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