Silent Bob Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 40 Year Old Virgin was a great movie and so was Serenity. Tell my son the time that his father died. Tell him- No. He won't even know your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I only saw Pan's Labyrinth yesterday. I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming. Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair! What's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 nightmare before christmas "If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Josie & The Pussycats Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 ah thats an easy one, taxi driver :P "Hey pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 BASEketball Biggest thing in this town's probably the homecoming quee-ohMYGOD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 The Iron Giant You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 knocked up, alan tudyk is in it, he is awesome!!!! "Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Little Nicky It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Bruce Almighty "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Bruce Almighty, shaun of the dead Well, I didn't get a good look at his face. I'm not made of eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 hot fuzz "spread my cheeks and check for the stink nuggets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Add "fucking" in there somewhere and it's Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Death should be a release, not a punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Dragonheart Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the holy grail A: Forgive me, sir, but I've been stuck here with no one but this sorry sack of Hibernian pig shit for conversation. Poor, poor Dan O'Reilly. Sit, sir. Drink with me. B: One more crack about the Irish, Mr. A, and I'll shoot you. Am I clear? A: Oh, as the waters of Ennis, sir. Let us drink, then, to the Irish. No finer race of men have ever... peeled a potato. B: Do you pray, Mr. A? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 A: Forgive me, sir, but I've been stuck here with no one but this sorry sack of Hibernian pig shit for conversation. Poor, poor Dan O'Reilly. Sit, sir. Drink with me.B: One more crack about the Irish, Mr. A, and I'll shoot you. Am I clear? A: Oh, as the waters of Ennis, sir. Let us drink, then, to the Irish. No finer race of men have ever... peeled a potato. B: Do you pray, Mr. A? The Proposition "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?" "No, but if we did, we'd probably deep fry them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy McHaggis Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 the last king of scotland "Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 "Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" National Lampoon's Van Wilder "Where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king." "Queens!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Coming to America I just can't figure it. He went out several times last night in the rain carrying his sample case. Well, he's a salesman, isn't he? Well, what would he be selling at three o'clock in the morning? Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I just can't figure it. He went out several times last night in the rain carrying his sample case. Well, he's a salesman, isn't he? Well, what would he be selling at three o'clock in the morning? Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up. Rear Window "Have you seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Red Dragon "I just need to pay the mortgage." The Yuppie Nuremberg defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Thank You For Smoking Aaron Eckart is a cutie... I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right? Yeah. Well, listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. None of the guys that work here are gay. I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I haven't even seen Waiting, but the Goat did do the rounds here a while ago. I don't understand how a man can get up to these park shenanigans, with a lovely piece of ass like yourselfwaiting at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 "I haven't even seen Waiting, but the Goat did do the rounds here a while ago." Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy "You wish I'd kiss you 'cos your breath smells like eight cans of shark shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 The Longest Yard I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would KILL you! And believe me, nobody appreciates that more than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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