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This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.

Sin City

 

 

 

"I told you. I told you!"

 

"And your point is...?"

 

"My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me!"

 

"When did we make that arrangement?"

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ST: First Contact. Score one for trekkies everywhere!

You're a trekkie? Cool! Same here! :sad:

 

This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!

Human Traffic

 

"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you."

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Wedding Crashers

 

 

-Why'd you kick me?

-Where's your brain?

-Why'd you kick me?

-Where's your brain?

-Why'd you kick me?

-Where's your brain?

-I asked you first.

-How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?

-I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.

-Now, I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you.

-You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

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Ferris Bueler's Day Off

 

Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days!

 

Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?

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Ferris Bueler's Day Off

 

Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days!

 

Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?

Meet The Robinsons

 

 

"Now this takes the brains, not the brawns."

 

"You better believe it and I'm loaded with both."

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"Now this takes the brains, not the brawns."

 

"You better believe it and I'm loaded with both."

 

The Jungle Book

 

Didn't kill anything, did I?

 

A couple of rabbits, but I think one of 'em was already dead.

 

That would explain the indigestion.

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Didn't kill anything, did I?

 

A couple of rabbits, but I think one of 'em was already dead.

 

That would explain the indigestion.

Big Fish

 

 

"Damn. How the hell can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

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"Damn. How the hell can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

 

Home Alone

 

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

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What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

The Big Lebowski

 

"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"

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Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il

 

Really easy...

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

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Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

The Devils Advocate

 

"We don't have to call it masturbating. We can call it Sam's Happy Time!"

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Transformer's

 

Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?

 

Some more of what?

 

No, do you wanna s'more?

I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

 

You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you stuff it! Kind of messy, but good!

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Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?

 

Some more of what?

 

No, do you wanna s'more?

I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

 

You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you stuff it! Kind of messy, but good!

The Sandlot

 

 

"You're lucky you don't taste very good."

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I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire.

SLC Punk!

 

 

"Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget."

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SLC Punk!

"Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget."

 

One Hour Photo

 

He was bitten?

 

Eaten!

 

He was swallowed whole?

 

No! *Chewed*!

 

He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye!

 

Steve! They say you've got crazy-eye! Get him out of the fucking water!

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One Hour Photo

 

He was bitten?

 

Eaten!

 

He was swallowed whole?

 

No! *Chewed*!

 

He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye!

 

Steve! They say you've got crazy-eye! Get him out of the fucking water!

The Life Aquatic?

 

If so, here's mine:

: So, are you a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?

: No. I'm just late.

: Big flag burning to get to?

: Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come?

: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.

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So, are you a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?

: No. I'm just late.

: Big flag burning to get to?

: Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come?

: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.

Stranger Than Fiction

 

 

"You know how to do CPR?"

 

"CPR? I can't even spell it!"

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Dr. Dolittle

 

You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

 

Guess again

 

***edited because acalis posted right before me! @*&^@*&$^)@

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Dr. Dolittle

 

You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Too easy! Hook! (just saw that movie not too long ago)

***edited because acalis posted right before me! @*&^@*&$^)@

gotta be fast on your feet babe ;)

 

 

"Hey, back off! Or I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain."

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