Acalis Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war. Sin City "I told you. I told you!" "And your point is...?" "My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me!" "When did we make that arrangement?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 The mummy returns. It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. Batman Returns "Who is this jerk? And who told him he could turn off my music?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ST: First Contact. Score one for trekkies everywhere. This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ST: First Contact. Score one for trekkies everywhere! You're a trekkie? Cool! Same here! This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy! Human Traffic "I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Wedding Crashers -Why'd you kick me? -Where's your brain? -Why'd you kick me? -Where's your brain? -Why'd you kick me? -Where's your brain? -I asked you first. -How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her? -I said for her to be there alone and you freaked. -Now, I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you. -You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Ferris Bueler's Day Off Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days! Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Ferris Bueler's Day Off Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days! Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something? Meet The Robinsons "Now this takes the brains, not the brawns." "You better believe it and I'm loaded with both." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 "Now this takes the brains, not the brawns." "You better believe it and I'm loaded with both." The Jungle Book Didn't kill anything, did I? A couple of rabbits, but I think one of 'em was already dead. That would explain the indigestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Didn't kill anything, did I? A couple of rabbits, but I think one of 'em was already dead. That would explain the indigestion. Big Fish "Damn. How the hell can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "Damn. How the hell can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?" Home Alone What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! The Big Lebowski "If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il Really easy... Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! The Devils Advocate "We don't have to call it masturbating. We can call it Sam's Happy Time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Transformer's Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Some more of what? No, do you wanna s'more? I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you stuff it! Kind of messy, but good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Some more of what? No, do you wanna s'more? I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you stuff it! Kind of messy, but good! The Sandlot "You're lucky you don't taste very good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Wrong thread... But while im here... Star Wars Episode V. I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire. SLC Punk! "Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 SLC Punk!"Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget." One Hour Photo He was bitten? Eaten! He was swallowed whole? No! *Chewed*! He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye! Steve! They say you've got crazy-eye! Get him out of the fucking water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 One Hour Photo He was bitten? Eaten! He was swallowed whole? No! *Chewed*! He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye! Steve! They say you've got crazy-eye! Get him out of the fucking water! The Life Aquatic? If so, here's mine: : So, are you a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?: No. I'm just late. : Big flag burning to get to? : Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come? : I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 So, are you a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?: No. I'm just late. : Big flag burning to get to? : Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come? : I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home. Stranger Than Fiction "You know how to do CPR?" "CPR? I can't even spell it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Dr. Dolittle You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant. Guess again ***edited because acalis posted right before me! @*&^@*&$^)@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Dr. Dolittle You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant. Too easy! Hook! (just saw that movie not too long ago) ***edited because acalis posted right before me! @*&^@*&$^)@ gotta be fast on your feet babe ;) "Hey, back off! Or I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Trading Places From here to the eyes and the ears of the 'Verse, that's my motto or might be if I start having a motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Serenity Please state the street and number. Shit, shit! I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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