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You're crazy.

 

No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genious!". That's what happened to the person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed to. Let's not make this weird 'cause I'm not good on dates...

The Break-Up

 

"The thing is the word. Know the word, and you control the thing."

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Return of the King. Hugo Weaving's facial expressions while he delivers those lines are so over the top, I crack up every time.

 

Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.

 

How?

 

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

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Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.

 

How?

 

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (I just saw the movie not even 2 days ago)

 

"What are you? A Boy Scout?"

 

"Yeah, about to earn another merit badge."

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Live wire.

 

-Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.

-That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.

-Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?

-She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.

-Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.

-After fucking your wife I'll take two.

-All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?

-Yeah, that's what your wife said.

-Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?

-Ask me how fat she is.

-Fuck you, man! How fat is she?

-She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

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-Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.

-That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.

-Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?

-She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.

-Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.

-After fucking your wife I'll take two.

-All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?

-Yeah, that's what your wife said.

-Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?

-Ask me how fat she is.

-Fuck you, man! How fat is she?

-She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

The Last Boyscout

 

 

"The chicken is in the pot, over."

 

"Cook it!"

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Clear and Present Danger

 

I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, ok? I wanna smoke a cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna rin through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading PlayBoy magazine, why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, ok pal? I've seen the future, know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin sitting around in his beige pyjamas driking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an oscar meyer wiener"

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I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, ok? I wanna smoke a cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna rin through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading PlayBoy magazine, why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, ok pal? I've seen the future, know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin sitting around in his beige pyjamas driking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an oscar meyer wiener"

Demolition Man

 

 

"Who are you?"

 

"Someone who loves you."

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Something's Gotta Give (Jack you old dog... you're the best!)

 

-You can't win a war by singing! Stay with me, if we're going to die anyway...

-It's not just for us. It's for everyone onboard ---.

-That has nothing to do with us! Why aren't we the only two in the universe? I wish everyone would die except you and me!

[He slaps her in the face]

-Sempai died. Kakizaki died. So many have died. They had plans for peace. You can still sing, can't you?

-I'm sorry, Hikaru. I don't know what came over me. I chose to become a singer. If I don't now, my mother and father's spirits will never forgive me. Me, I'll sing with all my heart!

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-You can't win a war by singing! Stay with me, if we're going to die anyway...

-It's not just for us. It's for everyone onboard ---.

-That has nothing to do with us! Why aren't we the only two in the universe? I wish everyone would die except you and me!

[He slaps her in the face]

-Sempai died. Kakizaki died. So many have died. They had plans for peace. You can still sing, can't you?

-I'm sorry, Hikaru. I don't know what came over me. I chose to become a singer. If I don't now, my mother and father's spirits will never forgive me. Me, I'll sing with all my heart!

Chôjikû yôsai Macross: Ai oboeteimasuka

 

"I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. [laughs] So what are you driving now?"

 

"Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."

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And the translation its: Super Dimensional Fortress Macross: Do you Remember love?.

-So what do you think?

-I don't know R--, I think you might be taking you work home with you

Fantastic Four

 

"Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence."

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Hmmm guess I did stump everyone.

 

"Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence."

 

That's from Rambo: First Blood Part 2

 

Lemme try again. Hopefully this one will be a little easier:

 

 

"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?"

 

"Yeah, for a second, I kinda did."

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"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?"

 

"Yeah, for a second, I kinda did."

 

Kill Bill Vol. 1 -- loved that movie

Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

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Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

Face/Off

 

 

Four dollars??? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars!

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Saturday Night Fever

He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here.

 

Would you stop rambling?

 

I don't think I'm rambling, I'm just answering the question. He's got a' attitude now.

 

I don't have an attitude.

 

Yes, you do have an attitude. If you didn't have an attitude, you would not have raised your voice at me now would you?

 

God dammit...

 

Don't you "God dammit" me. Don't you take the Lord's name in vain with me. I don't take that!

 

Would you relax?

 

No, you relax, you're the dead guy!

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He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here.

 

Would you stop rambling?

 

I don't think I'm rambling, I'm just answering the question. He's got a' attitude now.

 

I don't have an attitude.

 

Yes, you do have an attitude. If you didn't have an attitude, you would not have raised your voice at me now would you?

 

God dammit...

 

Don't you "God dammit" me. Don't you take the Lord's name in vain with me. I don't take that!

 

Would you relax?

 

No, you relax, you're the dead guy!

Ghost

 

 

"Was I bad?"

 

"Were you bad??? What you were gave a new meaning to the word 'bad'!"

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"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

 

"Learning about Cuba, and having some food."

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

 

 

"If any of you try to download an essay off of the internet, you will be downloaded into detention."

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-Hold the door. You going down?

-Not if I can help it.

Constantine

 

 

"May I Help You?"

 

"I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?"

 

"Yu."

 

"No not me you!"

 

"Yes I'm Yu!"

 

"Are you deaf?"

 

"No Yu is blind!"

 

"I'm not blind, you blind."

 

"That is what I just said."

 

"You just said what?"

 

"I did not say what, I said Yu."

 

"That's what I'm asking you!"

 

"And Yu is answering."

 

"Shutup!"

 

"You!"

 

"Yes?"

 

"Not You, Him! What's Your name?"

 

"Mi."

 

"Yes You!"

 

"I'm Mi."

 

"He's Mi and I'm Yu."

 

"And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!"

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