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It's like the Temple of Doom or something.

 

Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

Spaceballs, one of my alltime favorite comedies!

 

 

"I'm looking for a North Korean."

 

"Tourist?"

 

"Terrorist."

 

"One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."

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Hellboy

 

Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!

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Octopussy?

 

Sal, now, you gotta understand somethin'. If we leave the country, there's no coming back here. You know what I mean? There's no comin' back, so that if there's anybody now that you wanna talk to, you wanna say goodbye to, do it now.

 

No.

 

No. Th- Is there any special country that you wanna go to?

 

Wyoming.

 

No, Wyoming...that's not a country.

 

Oh.

 

That's alright, I'll - I'm gonna take care of it.

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Yes Bob you were right, it was Octopussy.

 

Sal, now, you gotta understand somethin'. If we leave the country, there's no coming back here. You know what I mean? There's no comin' back, so that if there's anybody now that you wanna talk to, you wanna say goodbye to, do it now.

 

No.

 

No. Th- Is there any special country that you wanna go to?

 

Wyoming.

 

No, Wyoming...that's not a country.

 

Oh.

 

That's alright, I'll - I'm gonna take care of it.

Dog Day Afternoon

 

 

"I love you."

 

"Right. That's why you tried to kill me.

 

"No... I would never do anything to hurt you. I want you to come back to me."

 

"Bullshit."

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Knocked Up

 

Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was... well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts.

 

Of an impure nature?

 

No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I Hail Mary my way out of that?

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Nice hit, Mama.

 

Thanks baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

The Waterboy

 

 

"Guess what I'm going to do?"

 

"What?"

 

"I'm going to come back from the dead."

 

"Aaahhhh. And what makes you think you can do that?"

 

"Because I'm rich."

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The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

Run, Fat Boy, Run

 

 

"Pound per pound, Sugar Ray Robinson was the greatest fighter that ever lived."

 

"Aww c'mon man, how about Joe Louis?"

 

"The Bronx Bomber... now that vas a great boxer."

 

"You damn right!"

 

"I suppose no one in here has ever heard of Cassius Clay."

 

"You got a point Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker."

 

"Hey. I ain't saying Clay was bad. I'm just saying, I stopped liking Cassius Clay once he changed his name to Muhammed Ali. What kinda shit is that?"

 

"Vait a second. Vait a second! A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali!"

 

"His mamma name him Clay, imma call him Clay."

 

"Mm hmm, that's right."

 

"I say Clay."

 

"Get outta here."

 

"Ha ha ha! That's right, he always gonna be Clay to me I don't give a fuck what he changed his name to. He's Clay, he's Clay, I say Clay!"

 

"Vell then you're a putz, the three of you, three putzes! You should change the name outside from 'My-T-Sharp' to 'The Three Putzes!' "

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