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Coming to America?

Yep you guessed right.

 

EDIT: If so, here's mine:

 

Regina Belmont: C'mon Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.

Night of the Comet

 

 

"I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us."

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Guess nobody could figure it out.

 

"God damn! There's more holes in that thing than in my daddy's rubber!"

 

"I didn't know Dad wore a rubber!"

It's from Blind Fury starring Rutger Hauer and Terry O'Quinn

 

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Here's another one:

 

"Oh, you sure do pick the spots."

 

"Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone."

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Guess I stumped everyone again.

 

"Nice flowers."

 

"Born-again Bobby."

 

"Maybe he's trying to save your soul."

 

"He'd need bigger blossoms than that."

This is from Firewall, starring Harrison Ford.

 

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Here's an easy one to get the ball out of the mud and rolling again:

 

 

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do."

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth fairy to come. Only, two evil burglars have crept in my window and snatched it before she could get here. ...wait a second...do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth fairy? ...explain it to them...you find a tooth...you put it under your pillow...Wait. She takes the goddamn thing, gives you a quarter. They got my tooth! I want it back.

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I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth fairy to come. Only, two evil burglars have crept in my window and snatched it before she could get here. ...wait a second...do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth fairy? ...explain it to them...you find a tooth...you put it under your pillow...Wait. She takes the goddamn thing, gives you a quarter. They got my tooth! I want it back.

The Rundown

 

 

"It's Japanese."

 

"How do you know that?"

 

"Because I bought it in Japan."

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Aladdin.

Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

[slams the door shut]

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(kinda gives an unfair advantage when you include the character names, mate)

 

Better Off Dead

 

You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through.

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You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through.

Heat

 

 

"Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful."

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No one... allrighty.

 

"Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful."

This is from 007: Casino Royale.

 

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Allright here's another easy one to get the ball rolling again:

 

 

"What have you done to my ship?"

 

"YOUR ship??? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square."

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