Acalis Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub. Inside Man "Ix-nay on the oopid-stay..." "Hey, who you callin' 'oopid-stay'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 The Lion King I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower. The '60s weren't good to you, were they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Cars Come on at me, if you want, Hash-head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up against the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Come on at me, if you want, Hash-head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up against the lot of you. Brick "Please, sit down and have fun! Just, just sit down and have fun, dammit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Acalis, get back to us on that one...moving right along... Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Oh. Do me on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Acalis, get back to us on that one...moving right along... Lazy! Allright here's the answer if you couldn't get it... "Please, sit down and have fun! Just, just sit down and have fun, dammit!" This was from The Wizard, with Fred Savage: Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Oh. Do me on it. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy "We're in trouble!" "Trouble? What kind of trouble?" "It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Oh. Do me on it. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Damn! I thought it might be that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Nobody on this one either... "We're in trouble!" "Trouble? What kind of trouble?" "It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it." This one is from Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom Another easy one to get the ball rolling: "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Planet of the Apes If I know you, you want this Resnick guy for something he won't like. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him. That's something he won't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Payback Actor 1"Where did the Sun go?" Actor2 "There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell." Actor 1 "Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Actor 1"Where did the Sun go?"Actor2 "There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell." Actor 1 "Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up." In The Army Now "Are you driving with your eyes open? Or you like using 'the force'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Beverly Hills Cop 2 :Help me Oprah Winfrey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Talladega Nights We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy, we believed your 200 dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy, we believed your 200 dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright. The Maltest Falcon. How funny I just saw that movie not even 2 days ago. "You WILL go out there!" "I won't and nothing you can say will make me." "The show must go on." "...Damn you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Galaxy Quest The warriors have called a secret meeting to make plans for circus- CIRCUMventing the oncoming horde, so we can trapeze- TRAP them WITH ease! Shouldn't I go too? NO! Hahahaha! They're keeping it on the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, strictly BYOB. Bye! BYOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The warriors have called a secret meeting to make plans for circus- CIRCUMventing the oncoming horde, so we can trapeze- TRAP them WITH ease! Shouldn't I go too? NO! Hahahaha! They're keeping it on the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, strictly BYOB. Bye! BYOB? A Bugs Life "While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 A Bug's Life. Good stuff. OK...This is far enough. Are you--are you going to kill me? Yeah. [crying] Well, then I don't see why I should dig. If you dig...I promise you when the time comes...I'll shoot you through the head. [cries louder] Now, look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now. You can bleed to death. I'll dig the grave. It's up to you. [digs, crying] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Yo Jax, just FYI, I already answered the Bugs Life one, so you skipped mine: "While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 OK...This is far enough. Are you--are you going to kill me? Yeah. [crying] Well, then I don't see why I should dig. If you dig...I promise you when the time comes...I'll shoot you through the head. [cries louder] Now, look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now. You can bleed to death. I'll dig the grave. It's up to you. [digs, crying] A Life Less Ordinary. Looks like no one could get mine either: "While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!" This one was from Battlefield Earth, with John Travolta (talk about a major crap movie!) Allright an easy one: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. SSSSSSS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Yeah I've seen many lousy movies, but I'm proud to say I've never gotten as low as Battlefield Earth. Silence of the Lambs And if I were to go? All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 And if I were to go? All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off. LA Story "Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumBucket Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?" Ooooh I loved that movie! Superbad!!! "McLovin, McLovin, McLovin!!!" "Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 The Shining I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. Being John Malkovich "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I think it's been enough time, and no one seems will get this. Oh well... "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday." This is from Norbit, with Eddie Murphy Okay this one should be easy: "Give them nothing! But take from them everything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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