Aartemys Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 300 <SIGH> You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Easy, superbad.. When we were girls, we would leave each other messages in light... and breath... on the windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 When we were girls, we would leave each other messages in light... and breath... on the windows. Constantine. I thought that was one weird movie! "I hate these Catholic countries. It's all blushy-blushy and no sucky-fucky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 The matador, good line! this quote just makes me laugh every time... El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Gimme a moment and I'll be back with a quote. XY: I still have your underwear. XX: I still have your virginity. XY: Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 XY: I still have your underwear.XX: I still have your virginity. XY: Shut up. Juno "Ask your girlfriend. She's the one who's calling all the shots now. She won't shut up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 National Treasure Describe, in single words, only the good things that come to your mind about...your mother. My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. (BANG! BANG!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Ok well that was Blade Runner. Lemme try another. I'm confused. All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are - that you can't afford my taxes, my protection. Yet, somehow, you've all managed to find the money to hire a professional gunfighter to kill me. Where's all this money coming from? What am I to think? If you've got so much to spare, I'm just going to have to take some more off you! BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T GOT THE MESSAGE! THIS IS MY TOWN! IF YOU LIVE TO SEE THE DAWN, IT'S BECAUSE I ALLOW IT! I'M IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING! I DECIDE WHO LIVES OR WHO DIES! Your gunfighter's dead. Old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 The Quick and the Dead Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Batman (that 60's movie) Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I do know that they are an important part of the ecosystem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Look, he's operating on his own. He's cut off from his chain of command. He's showing signs of pressure-induced psychosis, and he's got a nuclear weapon. So as a personal favor to me, will you try to put your tongue in neutral for a while? I got to tell you, I give this whole thing a sphincter-factor of about 9.5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 The Abyss Person 1: Why don't you shove those up your ass? Person 2: Because, it would hurt alot Warren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Empire records. with the Tasty liv tyler.... "You know what the difference is between you and me" "No. " "Me neither. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 white stripes: the overratedness the conversation was between jack white and richard simmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 wrongness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Bound. Now for a timeless classic: Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Donnie darko... Don't tell me you'd rather go to football. Well, I am male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Donnie darko...Don't tell me you'd rather go to football. Well, I am male. The Football Factory "I know Kung Fu." "Show me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The Matrix Now Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The Producers You don't so much speak the language as you do chew it up and spit it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 family guy? i'm pretty sure this is from an episode though and not the movie x: Is it true? y: Don't ask me about my business. x: No. y: Enough! Alright. This one time, this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs... x: Is it true? Is it? y: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 x: Is it true?y: Don't ask me about my business. x: No. y: Enough! Alright. This one time, this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs... x: Is it true? Is it? y: No. The Godfather "A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 family guy? i'm pretty sure this is from an episode though and not the movie It was from My Fair Lady. You're remembering the episode of Family Guy that parodied My Fair Lady because that line was taken verbatim form the movie. I don't know Acalis' quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 i had to google acal's... sounded familiar but i didn't quite know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 It was from My Fair Lady. You're remembering the episode of Family Guy that parodied My Fair Lady because that line was taken verbatim form the movie. you get me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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