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Indeed it is, Mr. Bob. :pinch:

 

Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him.

Mr. Brooks

 

 

"I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?"

 

"You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?"

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"Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?"

Naked Lunch. Reminds me of The Simpsons when Bart, Nelson, Milhouse, & Martin go to see that movie with Bart's fake ID, and they come out and Nelson says "I can think of two things wrong with that title!"

 

Anyways moving along...

 

 

"I was a florist."

 

"A florist?"

 

"Yeah, you know, flowers and shit."

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Police Academy

 

It's nice. It's safe.

 

Christ, he's in prison, isn't he? You're one of *those* women, aren't you?

The Lake House.

 

 

"I love French wine, like I the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."

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Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say a couple of hundred yards down the road I gave myself 50-50

Casino.

 

"Got to frisk you."

 

"Nah, I'll save you the trouble. I'm not packing."

 

"I got to frisk you."

 

"All right. I don't smell very good... I've been driving pretty much non-stop fifteen to sixteen hours."

 

"I'll hold my nose."

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Ferris Bueller's Day off

 

If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.

Actually, there's a BIG difference.

No there's not. Wait...

I'm singing...I'm in a store...and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! I'm in a store....and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!

 

Don't know DoJ's but Meia's is...

 

ELF

 

DoJ's is still up for grabs...

 

X: Are you a faggot?.

 

 

Y: Don't say faggot, you just don't call people faggot that's rude.

 

 

X: To a gay guy it is, to you it's just a funny word like poundcake or pickle... You really need some.

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