BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Which one of these two on-screen martial arts masters would kick the other one's ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I like 'em both. Both are cool fighters. I gotta say tho, that Jet Li would definitely win in the end. Take notice, that in Jackie Chan's movies, most of what he does is stunts. Being you own stunt guy is cool and all, but it won't win you a fight. Jackie Chan seems to be alot about stunts. Jet Li, however, is all about fighting. He has some really sweet fight scenes, that I haven't seen Jackie match yet. My money's on Jet Li. :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I'd have to go with Jet Li too. While they're both gods, and they can both fight like hell, lots of Chan's movies involve him getting the shit beat out of him in style as he runs away from a bunch of guys. (See: Rumble in the bronx) Sure, in drunken master he beats the hell out of everyone, but I'd give it to Jet Li, being a straight fighter that takes out dojos full of people and fights masters blindfolded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 23, 2002 Author Share Posted March 23, 2002 I'm going to sit on this one & think about it... Although Jet Li is incredibly fast & talented, and young, I'm not taking anything away from Jackie. I don't know if many of you saw much of his earlier stuff before he decided to go a bit slapstick with his moves, but the guy was out of hand. I'll do some research on both & bring my verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Once again, votes before havin all the facts, blah blah blah... Im kinda with Chiefy here. I know Li's cool & can pull of some interestin shit, but of the older kung-fu flicks ive seen, Chan - back when he, like most, seemed to be in Bruce Lee's shadow, was one bad mofo. I like the slapstick comedy stuff he's done here in the states the last few years, but dont fool yourself; stunts aint his only thing. Chan's got a lotta cult fans of his old stuff, many films there a lot of us havent seen...Kee might be better here than me, at actually citing movies & such, but i says Jackie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Still votin for the underdogs I see, eh ? :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 I haven't voted yet. But I'm thinking Jackie. I've seen Jackie's older stuff and the man has great timing, flexibility and power. don't let the funny shit distract you. he pulls off some serious kicks and defensive moves. I'm biased against Li too, because he did so much wire work. He's said that he want's to move away from that and get back to more traditional stuff (Like in that french movie he did last year), but The One sounds like more of his old style. I've heard that Bruce Lee's moves were too fast for the cameras and they had to be reconfigured for his fights. Any truth to this? and how do Jackie and Li figure along those lines? ANyway... I think this is the hardest fight to call, that we've had in here in a while Waiting for more arguments before I vote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 I've seen Jackie's older stuff and the man has great timing, flexibility and power. Stuff's pretty important, eh Jumbie? Especially that flexibility part, right? :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 Tough one to call, Jet has the youth, speed, power, Jackie has the defence, endurance and intelligence. Venue wasn't discussed but I'd say Jackie would just take it, if the fight is in a room with loads of makeshift weapons!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 i will enlighten all of you both of them are gay and as such both will stop fighting in order to make love anally to one another such is the way of the ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Way ta go, artistic! :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 i let you post that shit am i not mercyful am i not mecyful this is my shit hole i live here damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Yes, ive heard of this "Way of the Ninja"... you, mr ninja, how many men can you take at once? "4...tee hee..." PS Jackie Chan beat that ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 why so uncomfortable benny maybe you've got a bit of ninja in you eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Um, artistic, who said anything about being uncomfortable? Are you tryin to make up situations, just to try to win an arguement with me? Well...... (you said anything goes...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 that shit ain't funny my mom is handicapped :dissappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 wouldn't you feel bad if it was true that poor fucking kid had no idea what they where taking his picture for put yourself in his shoes. ah fuck it here i'll paint the scene. say someone put a picture of you on the internet (already in the works from what i hear) and has the captions say something like hey man don't drink or you can end up with this guy, you see what i'm trying to say here benny you're ugly and there's nothing you can do about that but should you be constantl;y reminded about it every where you go. poor poor kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Fuck now i wanna see that damn picture, it all happened so fast.. PS us Irish is not ugly! Homly, at times, but uh were very sexy men by god. Take me for an example, i mean after i have a @#$% haircut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Heh.. If me an :irish: are so ugly, then where's your girlfriend? I never hear you mention having one. In fact, I don't hear you mentioning girls at all. You mention guys, and sex with them plenty. But you don't really mention girls... Me an :irish: talk about ours, and actually have girlfriends. Can't be that ugly then can we? Didn't think so... :ssj: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 ahh you got me benny i just love the cock o give me give me give me..... now it ain't funny no more, huh. well the way i figure it is this you ugly so your women couldn't be no prize either at best i'd say homely or make belive or rubber?!?!? on a side note i thaught you saw my girlfriend at cowboy's b day celebration...o that's right, get of the fucking phone benny! maybe then you'd know me and her are going 11months strong and i try not to rub in how in love i am....damn it benny get off the fucking phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satcha Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Hi Benny. Let me introduce myself. I'm am Artistic's girlfriend. We met at Nick's party, but you were outside on the phone the whole time. We've mentioned that we are dating on this thing before. You just weren't paying attention. And by the way, my boyfriend is anything but ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 i told you i was pretty and my baby is pretty too you there...?!?!?!?!? er.. fuck man are you listing to me at all? get off the fucking phone benny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 well the way i figure it is this you ugly so your women couldn't be no prize either at best i'd say homely or make belive or rubber?!?!? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :ssj: :ssj: :ssj: :ssj: NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT!!! That's just plain not cool!!! Low blow!!! ...so I guess I too have completed assignment #1... He he.. so in reality, I guess that means I win. PS You better be careful... I know this is fight club and all, but that is one place that you JUST DO NOT GO!!! Pick on anything about me, fine. Pick on my girl... I don't give a shit if this is Fight Club, or a message board, or if you're just playing/joking around. You DO NOT pick on my girlfriend. I don't care if you're joking around or not. Just don't do it. Got it? Comments like that make it into something personal. I take it personally, and it pisses me off in reality. Picking fights to be funny is one thing. Another post/comment like that, and you'll be starting something that you really do not want to. Consider this a REAL warning. You wanna know why I was on the phone so long at the restaraunt? I was talking to her. Hey, :irish: , she looks pretty nice, doesn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 ...ha, now im represented by :irish: + , too funny. Benny - Said it before, say it again: Andrea's a pretty Irish lass, youre a lucky man. artistic - shame on you. I'dve bought the whole "logging off, then loggin off as this Satcha thing", but ya had to go puttin in there and say youre not ugly...cmon man, we all know its you. "Satcha, she's my baby, been goin out forever now...she loves tennis, Gladiator, Final Fantasy..." enough with the lies, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Hi Benny. Let me introduce myself. I'm am Artistic's girlfriend. ...fuck man, you didnt even give her a name! Youre not even tryin. Idve at least given her a chick's name, not "Satcha"...what is that, a dog? I know youre more creative than this, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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