JunkerSeed Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Silencio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Bastard Samurai eh? Â "Tu madre es puta!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Stuck on a desert Island  Day 68:  Never realised human toes could taste this good..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 "MMmmmmm  Sacrilicious!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that? Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends? Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by. Scientist: You just don't get it here! Whooooooo! Â - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 "Excuse me Mr Lennon sir, could you sign this record for me?" Â "Sure. Who shall I make it out to?" Â "Mark Chapman please." Â "There you go. Enjoy" Â :shoot: :yy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Oh! Â Oh-oh! Â C'mon! Â Come on! Come on! Come on! Â HOT!!!!! Â What a hot beat! Â Dancer, dancer, fucking dancer! Bangin'!! (not really, but should have been! ) Â - Darunia, Legend of Zelda 64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 aaahhhyy dios...my weekends have come to babysitting.. this is depressing I need to get out... what? where going where tonight...CROBAR... HERE I COME!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Final Fantasy X - $15 Â Maximo: Ghosts to Glory - $15 Â Pollock - $5 Â The Man who wasnt there - $8 Â A friend who works a blockbuster and gets you up to 45% discounts - Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Just watched Arlington Road. Got told ages ago there was a big twist at the end. Watching it I found myself waiting  ...waiting...  ...waiting...  Well that was a bit shit. Saw it a mile off.  Not too bad a movie overall though ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Historical photo #450694 Â (Young Soldier of Fortune discovers the source of all his knowledge) Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Disclaimer: Â Those who are easily offended or of a nervous desposition, leave now. Â Smell the gasoline, thats the flames a' coming :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 20, 2002 Author Share Posted May 20, 2002 "Where the fuck are the admins these days?" "I heard got Sheumue 2 and Yahven got crabs." "...oh." Â Gonna get myself, gonna get myself, gonna get myself connected... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "Right, I'd like a tall cup of shit please." Â Goddamn, I have the most odd convesations sometimes... You know a night was odd when you've made a promise to someone to watch murder she wrote with them over the telephone in a few days... Â And you were sober at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "Whack my bonobo. Whack it. Whack my bonobo." Â "More feeble grandad." Â "Introduce me to Gladstone." Â "Shit your leg off." Â "Make your spunk come out green. I want it green." Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â - Bad Sex, Chris Morris (Blue Jam) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Well, off I go to Orlando for 3 days, I get to see Better than Ezra and some cool movies that would never be shown in this city... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 When do you know you have an addiction to coffee? Â Is it when you feel like you can't start the day without a cup? Â I'm gonna write a book about my descent into addiction :plain: Â Only at the end will I mention its coffee. Hehe :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Conjunction junction, how's your function? Â Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 20, 2002 Author Share Posted May 20, 2002 There aint enough time in a day. This goddamn list....family, lawyers, employers, doctor, realtors...too many fuckin people to call, and i hate the goddamn phone. Essays, full time work, skills to learn - all by the summer's end. Â Even tho the jobs are easy, pay well & often allow for the things i like, theyre still time-consuming nonetheless...should I be watchin a clock, "killing time"? How much of it do i have left to kill? I want to excercise, to hang with friends, drinking, video games, comics, etc and there's less time for alla that. Â Is this how i oughta spend my youth, with a goddamn list? Something aint right here. Â The future will not continue on a priority list like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Men are simple. Â Women are fucking complicated for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 How many times do I have to read my Matrix Algebra notes before they sink in? Shit Shit Shit, I gotta get outta my room. I'm tired, my eyes are red and I got a week left of this. Shit, I hate it. Shit. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "Just gotta get out, Just gotta get right outta here!" Â :ill: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Just when you think your at the bottom of the abyss, that life just ain't worth living, a combination of Chris Morris' The Day Today and the Pixies make me put it all in perspective. Goddamn I love good music and good TV. Â "All I know is, there were rumours, field hockey players..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 *fart* ...pardon me. Â Christ, what did i eat this afternoon? :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2002 Author Share Posted May 22, 2002 Insight of the day: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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