JunkerSeed Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 "Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip." Heh, that's pretty good, simple advice when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 How can all the singers of metal bands live with their anger 24/7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 2, 2002 Author Share Posted June 2, 2002 Hey everyone, Dinghy made spaghetti, be here by 930 tonite if ya want some. Those who've rsvp'd so far include Spiffytee, Yahven, Chi-Chan, and m'self, might be one more spot open if ya make it in time. She's a good lil chef too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 ... Been in this topic for so long now... ... Forgot what it's like to post about a normal topic... ... Holy shit... there's another world out there! I'm gonna go take a look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Its a small world after all... oh no Zazu anything but that... I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are a standing in a row big ones small ones some as big as your head!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Matt Holland (Republic of Ireland): "It s a fantastic feeling to score. The draw is a good result for us, even if we did have the better chances. We didn't get the reward our efforts deserved. We performed much better in the second half because we were less nervous. Maybe we were a bit affected at the start of the match, but once the game started, we were able to forget all the problems in the build-up. Roy Keane is a great player, but he's not here now and we have to get on with the job at hand." COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Good ol' England, managed to fuck up again. What do do for the rest of the day. There's a whole lot of nothing to be getting on with, booyah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 I want to make a planet with elastic bands, it can be done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Finally put my Stank Ho days behind me, I'm off to the Temple of Small Gods now to seek worship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Just writing my review of '40 days and 40 nights' for the uni mag. Goddamn did it blow. Can't wait till next year when I'm film editor and can allocate who does what reviews. Lackeys had better not piss me off or I'm sending them to the next pile of crap that is a teen movie :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 3, 2002 Author Share Posted June 3, 2002 Dear overweight/overtanned/spanglish-talkin/heathen, half-assed undisciplined child rasin/obscenely rich miami latin women whom my job forces me to associate with: 1) Remembering my name doesnt impress me; i wear a namebadge, and hate the fuckin thing. Im sure "7 habits of highly effective people" taught you to remember us lil people, but im not impressed, so no small talk. 2) I will smack your kids for you if you wont. Youve been warned. 3) Wear less perfume. Im sure there's cheaper, less trashy ways of maskin your phermones than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? HUH?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 3, 2002 Author Share Posted June 3, 2002 *Puts both hands on his belt* ...Yessir, new sheriff in town (really wasnt a great Philosopher-King anyway, least not in Plato's sense). Say, who wants to be my deputy? Cmon, youve heard the song, only i get shot. Dont make this "High Noon", now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Goddammit, these shoes are too old, every time I go home I have to poke around the bottom of them and get all the rocks out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ::Train Approaching:: I'm gonna dodge it! :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Could this be the best Smilie ever!! I think so!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 3, 2002 Author Share Posted June 3, 2002 Ladies & gentlemen, I believe we can learn a valuable lesson from MyLeakyBucket. He was so close...so close to hittin the magic post number, that he just kept on pushin. And now what's become of him? That's right. He's a bagel. Flew too close the sun, he did. His mother warned him as a child not to look directly into it... Anyway, Until this problem is alleviated, I ask only that no other deities/board members eat our resident Icarus. We now return to your regular madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Woke up this morning duh duh duh duh My hamster had died duh duh duh duh My house was on fire duh duh duh duh My goldfish had fried Now that's how you sing the fucking blues! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Just when you thought it was safe..... The Brazilian film festival in miami! Hmm, I wonder how many threads I can pimp this in? If I can get one person to come along to one movie my work will be done... Check out the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Oh yes. More World Cup Humour!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 4, 2002 Author Share Posted June 4, 2002 Been a bit too pensive lately, i think. Cant put my finger on what it is, but these lyrics hit a note. ...drama...where does it start? (Bitch left me cause they thought I was finished... Shoulda knew she wasn't true, she came to me when her man caught a sentence) Diamonds are blinding...I never make the same mistakes Movin with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight Swelling my melon cause none of these niggaz is real Heard he was, tellin police - how can a kingpin squeal? This is crazy. I'm on the right track, I'm finally found... You need some soul searching, the time is now. All I need is one mic.. yeah, yeah yeah yeah All I need is one mic.. that's all I ever needed in this world, fuck cash All I need is one mic.. fuck the cars, the jewelry... All I need is one mic.. to spread my voice to the whole world -NAS, One Mic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 You know, when you're in the dorms you do everything to get away from Ramen, you even go down to those little "programmes" they have downstairs and torture youselves through a valuable hour listening to some sappy crap so you could moch off their food. Yet, when it seems you've finally broken free, Noostalgia slaps you in the face and suddenly ramen is so appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JunkerSeed Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 Today's the fourth time I've seen mulholland drive, like it more every time I see it, it's so fucking well made it scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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