Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Darkness! Imprisoning me! All that I see! Absolute horror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Principle: Buttered toast in free fall will land butter-side down (frequency of this directly proportional to quality of carpet)  Principle: Cat in free fall will land feet-down.  Proposal:  The Buttered Cat Array  A means of providing near-limitless vertical lift for transportation in a gravity field. Cats with buttered toast strapped to their backs will be in perpetual limbo between these two laws of nature, and thus hover. Amount of lift can be varied by sliding various pieces of carpet under the buttered cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 "...experiencing life subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 the end of an era. must fight tears back with anger and finals. why do i keep blaming timing? it must be me somehow. Â I am afterall responsible for all my actions. big fucking news. Â For what matters, I appreciate my time here more than anyone can imagine. Not because of miami, it sucks ass, but because of a few friendly openminded folk that made it all worthwhile. Â Not an easy thing to do, getting harder the more we advance down the path. Â :scared: Â :wary: Â *grips onto reality for what it's worth* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I never ntoiced this before but the 1960's Batman is really camp. Damn. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Stupid printer paper jams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 It's 3pm on my day off; the fuck am i doin on the board?! Â "Nas is like...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Rise and shine! Â Â "Things are gonna change I can feel it." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 I'm not internationally known, but im known to rock a microphone... Â Penny Arcade's the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Make your spunk come out green. Â Good for the body and the soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Alright, you know, I dont have high standards for activities to do when I'm bored, but goddammit I will not take my friend to Walmart so he can steal Gi joes! Â I must draw the line somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 I became a moderator I became a moderator I became a moderator hey hey hey hey who is a moderator I am a moderator today hey hey.. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 20, 2002 Author Share Posted June 20, 2002 "What if...what if this is really as good as it gets?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Today I realized how boring and pitiful, yet hilariously funny the life of a mariachi player is... Â Scheitser! (or however you spell it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 20, 2002 Author Share Posted June 20, 2002 One more essay, one more class to go, then the transaction's complete. Â Â "Most people get to 40 and have a midlife crisis, and that's just boring. They bore their friends by going around saying, "What's it all about? What's the point?" I thought it might be at least more entertaining to go spectacularly mad and start worshipping a snake and declaring myself to be a magician." Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â -Alan Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 I've been thinking about my place in the Universe. I thought how huge the Universe was. So huge I couldn't really comprehend it. I thought even how huge our Galaxy, our solar system, our world was. It made me feel very small and insignificant. I thought "I am just one man in all this chaos" I thought "What difference can I possibly make?" Then I thought "Aw, who cares?" and went to have lunch. Mmm, sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Paul...Paul for President...promise...progressive...peanut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Is he the father?..... or the brother? Unbeleivable paternity test results!!!! Â Maury Povich rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 "Will Irish Cowboy hold out from reaching 3k before Junker reaches his very own 1k ??? Â More at 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 sometimes  i think i could have done better. pushed myself harder. actually taken the road less traveled and cracked down on my acedemics in high school. but what the hell.. i dicked around.. didn't do as well as i know i'm capable of.. who cares.. i can still get into Sac State..  :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Gotta get rid of this "Pipe Smoking Sage" title!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 I've had a pretty good life. I've been very lucky. Looking back, I can say I have only one regret. That I wasn't born with webbed toes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 I've just listed half my Stephen King books on Ebay. It makes me sad to live in a small room now. Other items are soon to go. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 I usually download all my music, not because I like the idea of not supporting my favorite artists, but because buy CDs is expensive. But I'm finding some sweet deals on half.com. I'm willing to pay 75 cents for some of my favorite albums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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