The NZA Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 Personally, my dream as a musician is to have my own band, who performs numerous cool-sounding songs with insightful lyrics. Then, one day, we'll make it big for a minute and get the song we hate performing to have 2 of its chorus lines stripped & looped during one of those fancy, manipulative trailers for a mediocre movie. You know, the ones they play every other commercial break, sometimes twice. People will get so sick of the song, having not actually heard the whole thing, and associate it with the shit movie. We'll be the next Nickelback, one of those groups everyone hates without actually having heard anythin of us, much less know our name. Which is cool, 'cause it was just a trailer song; they never feature those on the actual soundtracks, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 You go to school. You are, of course, naked. You go about your day as normal. You wake up. Now I ask you this, which is worse? The fact that you're stupid enough to go to school naked, or that no one even noticed? Sigh, no one shall answer me, for this thread is random.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 All of this is happening because you people forgot about Dre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 I can't stand it, I know you planned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 Mmm...girl, you've been away too long. I hear you're comin back Nov. 18th...damn. Let me love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 Got most of the nightmare before christmas soundtrack stuck in my head, love the music in that one... "the smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere...." and you know what? Rock on blues cat rock on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Let me get this straight... you want to go on a magic carpet ride to see the king of the potato people, and bargain with him for your life, and you're telling me you're sane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 I don't know if this is quite the place, but I had to tell somebody. I'm quite depressed. I've been doing work on the side as a circus organiser - I'm responsible for sorting out our various acts and putting together the show. But yesterday my main attraction, Dum Dum the human cannonball, had a tragic accident and died. Sure, we could hire another human cannonball act, but we've invested a lot into Dum Dum. You see, he's a midget and we had a small cannon especially cast for him - another guy just wouldn't fit. Yes, we'll not see an artist of his caliber again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 [high] Dude... King Kong must've had huge nuts.[/high] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "It's getting hot in here. I am getting so Hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off" :frontman: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "Right, so, so what I'm gonna do, is, I'm gonna get my testicles laminated!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 and my bathroom remains dirty still as I trott off to see the new disney premiere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 .... "everybody puns!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 The Thunder God went riding Upon his favourite filly "I'm Thor!" he cried, the horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Dammit, they moved that dickbowl picture to another page. HM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 So...tired...so...hungry...so...dirty...need to...go to the bathroom.... But I need to take care of my Sims here first.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 25, 2002 Author Share Posted June 25, 2002 Fuck...One o'clock? But I just clocked in! Now i gots to walk back...fuckin work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 I love that "just saw a great movie" high. And nobody around you is complaining about being dragged there anymore everybody is just kinda smiling and walking. I think there are still two or three people I know that haven't seen minority report yet... they must be "persuaded" as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 25, 2002 Author Share Posted June 25, 2002 Blood of a slave, heart of a king... ..back to Monster's Ball, good so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 You know, Bryan Adams takes alot of shit, and hey, yeah, maybe most of it's true and he sucks balls and stuff, but you know what? At the end of the day, Summer Of '69 is still a sweet song, and none of you can take that away from him! You hear me? None of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 26, 2002 Author Share Posted June 26, 2002 Man, i got 500 somethin channels, aint shit on. ---------------------------------------------------------- I rock the party that rocks the body. You heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 No matter how high tech and stream line and gel-squishy and built for buttock conformity it is, after 100 miles, that bicycle seat hurts the ass something awful. For a week you're walking like you just got out of jail and your cellmate was a 300 pound trick by the name of nancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 "try, try, try to understandd.... he's a magic man" ~HeArT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 no, see you must understand.... he was killed because of his instincts! Killer Instincts! It's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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