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OK well if you saw my post in 100 bullets you might be inclined to think that I had a bad day. Thing is I really didn't! alot of it was really nice, really. musta been that frickin subway lady. (no bullets for her as of yet but that's one grace bullet I tell you! ONE! ONE!, next time, it's all over lady!)

Yeah!

thank you an' goodnight.

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Check my mail after like six months of not doing so and..... nothing!   Jeez, I feel so special...  Well, I can always cheer myself up by checking my hotmail account and seeing the massive amounts of porn junkmail I've got.  Oh well, at least Christi still cares about me, in fact, she's especially invited me to check out her webcam!

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Well, we broke Preacher's record for replies, anyway. That's cool.

 

On the customized member titles...while Junker's new "Rider of the Storm" is really cool, I got nothin on KOS, our resident Kogi Kaishakunin.  That's just badass. :wasabi:

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I was really bored this afternoon, so I was studying the hair on my arms, when I discovered something that blew my mind. Right above my right elbow there was one hair that is like ten times long that all the others around it, plus it's blonde, while all the ones around it are black. It's like at least 2 freaking inches long! It's freaking me out every time I look at it now!

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"We're in fort lauderdale.  I dont fucking know why we're in fort lauderdale!  But the situacion now is that every body is either drunk or high and now we're walking aroudn fort lauderdale,  I dont know how we got here, but here we are... it's one of those days... I mean, I bet if you go to a dennys in two hoursn we'll probably be there, because that's just the way things usually work out, but I can't garauntee anything..."

 

Lo and behold we were at dennys in two hours.... I think we sbered up, got to miami, drank more, then went to dennys, I do know that even tho we were at dennys, the car was parked elsewhere.... thats pretty weird... pretty cool, yet very odd night.  We sure listend to a lot of metsallica and sublime though...  :ill: :D

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Write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...write paper for class...fuck around a procrastinate some more...

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:ill:

 

Bah!  Goddamned peice of shit body.  Spent from like 2am to 7am throwing up.... what fun!  No sleep, no fluids in my body, hours in the hospital.... life sucks...

 

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad.

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,

Don't grumble, give a whistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...

 

(the music fades into the song)

 

..always look on the bright side of life!

(whistle)

 

Always look on the bright side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

 

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps,

Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!

And... always look on the bright side of life...

 

(whistle)

Come on!

 

(other start to join in)

Always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)

 

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word.

You must always face the curtain with a bow!

Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

 

So always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of shit,

When you look at it.

 

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

 

And always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life

(whistle)

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I'm a gonna see Dream Theater and Joe Satriani and King's X on August 22nd. If I die August 23rd, I will have lived a full life. No wait, I have still to see Rush live! And I never got a chance to see the Who live, and now that John Entwistle is dead (may he rest in peace), I may never! And I missed out on seeing the Tull when they were in town cause I was short on cash! Please, don't kill me on the 23rd! I want to LIVE!

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"Good evening, fellow classmates. Tonite, i shall entice you with a tale of lies, sex, and espionage! *puffs cigar*

Ok, i tell a lie; i got nothin. But then, half of you dont speak proper english and the other half think Celine Dion's the greatest "hero" to come out of America's tragic 7-11 disaster, so you can see where your opinion doesnt count.  So insted of an actual speech, you will now watch this broken kalidoscope on the projecter whilst i go jerk off in the bathroom for my remaining 5 minutes.  Silencio!"

:D ..speaker # 2... :plain: ...fuck.

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Bah, off to see my quack of a doctor.

 

Mom: "He was our family doctor back in Bayamos! (Cuba)  He's great, he has to be your doctor"

 

And what exactly are the requirements to become a doctor in cuba?  They patch up broken arms with gum and paperclips over there...  Now I get to wait for an hour watching telenovelas in the waiting room just so this fuck can tell me to eat healthier and pray more or something...  I woke up at 8am for this?    :baa:

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Help! I now have a positive cash flow coming in from my job and I'm getting mouse-happy with the online spending! Click here, click there, click this click that. It's just so easy and abstract! It's like I'm not really spending money. Help! :scared: Well, it's not so bad. I never buy with money I don't have, thank goodness, but I'd like to be able to control myself when I do have money so I can save it up. Maybe it's just the good American in me that can't stop spending.

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i can't help but sit here and wonder how it is possible that in 17 years of me being on this planet that i have managed to accumilate THIS MUCH SHIT.. i 'm sifting through my shit and i can't help but think to myself how i got all of it. all these clothes.. all these vynil LP's just ALL THIS SHIT. it makes my head hurt just thinking about it.. AHHHH damn this bacchus pack rat syndrome i've seemed to inherit!

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