The NZA Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 "Yeah...as a shorty, playin in the front yard of the crib, i fell down an' bumped my head. somebody helped me up and asked if i bumped my head, and i said 'yeah'. and then he said 'oh. so that mean...you gon'..you gon' switch it on em?' i said 'yeah. flipmode. flipmode is the greatest.' ..you know, as a shorty, i was always told, that if i aint gonna be part of the greatest, gotta be the greatest myself... cmon, cmon...yeah, cmon..." :afro: Gimme s'mo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 I'm going to texas in 2 weeks. Wonder if I'll be persecuted as a liberal for having long hair and not wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. That's punishable by the death sentence I hear, but then again, what isn't in Texas. Almost as backwards as Saudi Arabia there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 On an unrelated note down here in blargh, im movin to Texas in a few weeks. Way i hear it, some long-haired hippie's comin into town, stereotypin folks in one of the largest states in the union as all cowboys & such, and callin that "open-mindendness". Fortunately, being a wanker is, in actuallity, against state law, so me & George Bush is gonna have us a good ol' fashioned lynching, yeeee-hawww! PS En route to Texas, one passes through Louisiana (a giant mudhole, not much outside of mari gras) and Alabama (beautiful state, but reminds me of parts of "Cool Hand Luke"), both of which are pretty backward states. Texas, home of Ft Worth, Dallas, Houston etc are not all necessarily El Paso or the Alamo, and is like any ohter big city; dont let fools tell ya otherwise. PPS in texas, we cant distinguish no high-flootin' sar-casm over the interent, so we hang em high just in case. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 ...i miss dinghy. :( ...but not that vile Junkerseed! What, with all his hippin, and the hoppin, and the bippin, and the boppin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 "Whooooooooa! My Eponine! Can't you hear the words I sing, can't you hear the words, I sing..... WHOOOOOOOAAAA my Eponine, can't you hear the WORDS I sing, can't you hear the WORDS, I sing!" "Walk away me boys walk away me boys, by the mornin' you'll be free, wipe the golden tear from your mother dear and raise what's left of the flag for me." "Um, protein spill on aisle 6" "Oh no.... don't drop me in that fryin' pan!" That was a helluva weekend, oh, and flogging molly is the best band to ever set foot on a stage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 5, 2002 Author Share Posted August 5, 2002 Yeah. I put my balls on that, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 I might just have been wrong about Texans. They're not backwards cowboys! They're oversensitive pansies who can't take a fucking joke! Entirely unrelated to any and all other posts, of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 5, 2002 Author Share Posted August 5, 2002 Dear Heartless - I too hate Jack's. Please be mine, so we can hate him together. Love, Nick PS Ill give someone a dollar if they can recite "Gimme some mo" by Busta Rhymes at its proper speed. Id be impressed. Chiefy, you listenin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 Bloody nice day today!! Will have to work on my tannage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 Ahora, en algún lugar entre el silencio sagrado, el silencio sagrado y sueño , en algún lugar, entre el silencio sagrado y sueño. ¡Desorden! ¡Desorden! ¡Desorden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 There is light at the end of the tunnel, a class opened up where i can take 3 this semester. maybe life wont be so bad, maybe i can go with the charade for another semester and survive!! The power of positive thinking ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 The english speaking community will never know of the greatness of the one word that can express so many different types of emotions. the greatest word in any language, the word that can have no other equal: Coño! Is there any time this word isn't appropriate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 5, 2002 Author Share Posted August 5, 2002 Have you ever noticed how much things in Spanish are gettin kinda lame? Maybe its 'cause the language is forced down your throat in miami, but its no longer exotic; its fastly joinin french in the realm of "i guess its useful, but kinda annoyin". What Dinghy knows of Arabic is interestin, and Chi-Chan's Japanese is really cool. Those are exotic tho, ya know? They have many words for the ones we have a hard time describing (if youre not tryin, anyway). Again, the Greeks have over twenty words for love, the Germans are said to have just as many for pain. Language is an indicator of your culture, dont ruin what lil mysticism it had to us mono-lingual Americans by yammerin it all over the place, least of all with teh same words we keep hearin day in, day out. Try this: "Mas sabe el Diablo por viejo que por Diablo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Damn, saw a great movie on comedy central I'd never heard of before: Floundering. I have a feeling anyone on this board would like it. I bought it on DVD right after seeing it. Has my two thumbs up, not that that means anything to anybody...maybe if Junker recommended it to everybody.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Courtesy of Ramires over at Preacher's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 Did you know...? In France, everything's colored like a watermelon, and the citizenry is laregly made up of whores. Oh, and cats can crop up all over the fuckin place! Its amazing. I know these things to be true, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Hmmm it would seem i'm still at least 200 posts away from the Senate!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 "...and you smell like marijuanna" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Yahve Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 That IT. We are closing this thread down. It is just too random. No more nonesense. I will have no more of these shinnanegans. The silliness will cease here. Let us impose some order: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. If I see anything but order, I am Crap Shacking this thread. :mischievous: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 but...but its my only line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Viva le Random Thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 One of the upsides to having faith in god is that by derivation, they also believe in magic. Thus magic IS real and not just within the imagination. That must be kinda nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 February 2003? I..i cant wait.. *sobs* :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Ya know, when you see someone on the side of the road having car troubles, you should really pull over and see if you can help, felt nice doing my good deed for the day. "Don't play with your food! You know, when I was your age, we didn't have food!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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