Reverend Jax Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Ok, we all know there's nothing even resembling a real fruit in Froot Loops, but they could at least humor us by giving their new flavor the names of real fruits! I wonder if today's kids will grow up to believe a melonberry is a real fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 I think I'm going to scream, dumb bitchy mothers need to go. No child is a curse, but a blessing. When I have children one day, they will always always know that I love them. And that they are perfect in their own way. Anyone can make a baby, but not everyone can be a parent. So where's that number to the psych ward? Ugh...mom's yelling again I need a to block her bitching. Just go away and leave us alone...you are so ugly, why can't you see that you have a problem? I'm sick of trying to help you. Leave me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Why do throat sprays taste so good? They should sell that shit as candy for kids. It could even dethrone Kidstoned chewable Vallium ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 Soon, im gonna have the phatty-boom-batty-daddy of avatars. Just you wait & see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 heh, almost got into a fight today, big violent fight it woulda been too... kinda wish it woulda happened. Was ignoreing this asshole till he talked to me, "free of the old ball and chain"... pictured myself smashing my beer bottle on him.... Since I hate fights I guess I'm glad it didn't happen, but if anybody has it coming, it's this peice of fucking shit.... Â Bah, I wouldn't have gotten drunk if I knew there'd be someone there to make me angry... certainly ruined my night... can barely sleep, eh fuck it, it's not worth my energy thinking about people like that, just hope I dont see him again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 ok, so one final left, some doctor's appointments, tattoo, asshole lawyers, move in spiffy & chi-chan, then mariam, then me, then party...what's left on m'list? Oh, right...I need to get some. Soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 i need a vacation day. a day dedicated too cool weather and relaxation. odd thing is im not sure what id do on this day. all i know is that it would have to be cold outside.... i think thats part of what it is. i really miss being outdoors. i love being outside, just not here in miami where the humidity can steam veggies. Â five years here in the hole, my mind is reaching its limit. i need happy weather soon... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 These pretzels...are makin' me thirsty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Gypsy Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car I've got a car. Â Â Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 No jury in the world would convict a baby! (short pause) Maybe Texas. - Chief Wiggum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 "Damn, i wish these ho's would back up off me and let a playa play!" -Newt Gingrich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Why is that people in Tool t-shirts look surpirsed when I tell them "cool shirt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 "Texas?! Hell, everybody knows, no real cowboys come from Texas." - Woody Harrelson, The Cowboy Way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 MOVING MOVING MOVING.... Â I WANT MY MOVING VAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT CANDY..... Â Â IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT CANDY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 14, 2002 Author Share Posted August 14, 2002 Why are most of my posts in general? I know it cant be the lyceum or Xavier's, but id rather most of em be in the pubs, or Fight Club or somewhere cooler than General. Ah well, Sheriff's gotta enforce his jurisdiction all over, even the irrelevant parts. ..why am i thinkin bout this with a final tomorrow? Damn forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 bah runnin around, and more runnin around, and a bit more runnin around... well, now that it's 4am, time to write an outline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 14, 2002 Author Share Posted August 14, 2002 Little redheaded children are ugly. Especially yours, bitch. :shoot: :blossom: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Happy Trails to yall, I'm off to Texas for a week today. I'll take extra care not to litter in the beautiful state of Texas, as I'm told as a non-anglo, littering is a capital offense. But hey, when your skins color is anymore than 2 two shades darker than elmer's glue, what isn't a capital offense in Texas? I'll be going by the name Eddy Peterson, and I'll attribute by skin shade to having spend two weeks in Bermuda. Stick a piece of straw in my mouth and draw back on almost 4 years experience of living in West Virgina and I think I'll be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 14, 2002 Author Share Posted August 14, 2002 Ding dong, the bitch is dead, the wicked bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 you want me to do what to my Eye... and how?? WTF... Contacts are more complicated than what they say..it is to deal with.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 hahahahahaha!! Â i start school in a week.. FUCK where the hell did my summer go? Â well anyway i'm a senior this year..so hahahaha FUCK YOU ALL.. Â especially you jacks meandering thought.. FUCK YOU! (had to get in an insult to jacks in this post.. haven't insulted him lately... seemed appropriate that i throw one in before the man starts feeling neglected) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 Life is a series of moves, one place to another, accumulatin shit. Gotta give more things away i think. I grew up kinda poor, im still kinda in awe when i look at all the things i have these days, so if i got somethin you want, ya oughta ask if you can have it (within reason, none o' this "you want that gamecube?" bullshit), ya might be surprised. Anyway, movin time again. "...How does it feel...to be on your own...with no direction home...a complete unkown...like a rollin' stone..." - Bob Dylan  Oh, and bacchus ( ) comes home tomorrow, hoo hah! Dont tell the fucker but im kinda excited, missed 'im this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Fucking hell, it's 8am! Time for bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 You know, my youth would have been a lot funner with some rock em, sock em, ho-bots... a game where two bitches be slappin' eachother then, before either of them can win the game, a man comes around and shows em what a slappin is... keep em in check... yeah, this idea is gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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