BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Page 51... is by BigChiefSlapaho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Damn! Well, I have reply #1001, adn ya know what? ya know what? That's better than reply #1000. Yeah! That's right! Because 1001 is half of the current year. It's like a million times better, really it is! Betcha yer jealous cause I get the best reply! That's right, I'm not mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 You don't tie your shoelaces do you? Your almost certainly one of those that ties them really tight so you can shove your feet in and out without untying them. Yeah thats you, I have you pegged. Have you no shame, bending your shoes and such. *tsk tsk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 So we've gone past 1000 in here, thats cause for celebration!! Drop on by to the bars  Not far now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 bad signal WARREN ELLIS  badsignal-unsubscribe@lists.flirble.org  It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Joker's nipples off.  I mean, treatment doesn't work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things.  A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice.  Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and need the nipples ripped off them.  I mean, who's going to argue?  "Batman, I've heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Joker's nipples off."  "Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon."  "...okay."  I mean, crime in Gotham City doesn't exactly seem to be affected by a man dressed as a bat flapping around the place. But no-one disobeys a man wearing a necklace of human nipples.  "I'm Batman" isn't cutting it in the striking-fear-into-their-hearts stakes. But "I'm Batman -- and I'm here for your nipples" is an entirely different proposition.  Criminals would see the error of their ways after a man in a black leather pervert suit had their nipples off with the edge of a Batarang, you mark my words. Or a Bat-Denipplizer.  I'm off to ring Bob Schreck at DC Comics.  -- W  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Vote No on 14... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 "we all love eating out big ugly wild old woman" Â - Quote on dinghy's fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Must post meaningless drivel!!! Â Hey, is that a bird!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 "anyone will eat shit if you serve it right" Â (not literally speaking of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 omg i'm so hungover........ Â i have class in an hour and a half.. i cannot do trig in this state.. *rubs temples..* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 "On this part of the application, you just check off your religion. Its just for statistical purposes, of course." "I notice you dont have 'Bushido' as an option. This is discrimination!" "..What? Just check 'Other', ok? Now, the thing is, as a full-time EMT youll have benefits & overtime, but your base pay is $7.50 an hour or so." "?! I live with a chick who makes $8 an hour at OfficeMax. OfficeMax! She sells staplers! I work with your dying, oversdosed & diseased, what does this tell you?" "That OfficeMax pays there employees way too much. Listen, we can give you coupon books." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 Stop...Hammer Time! Â yeah, thats right, i posted twice in a row. Do somethin. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 So close i can taste it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 It would appear i am further than i think! Damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Yo bitches! After a temporary absence due to a job and the purchase of a playstation 2, I've now decided to once again grace this board with my humbly ask permission to return to the loving fold of Drunken Deities. I'm off back to University soon, where there may well be only infrequent internet access (those times when I'm attending classes on campus ie. rarely). It'll be nice to have the board to check out when I'm supposed to be working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 ::Looks down at signature, evil snicker:: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Ladies & gentlemen... Yahve's new love interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Mr. Souza: (to leah) "so.. do you really like led zeppelin (looks at my shirt) or are you some kind of poser?" Â Leah: "no, i really dig them" Â Mr. Souza: "okay i'm going to say some lyrics and you have to say which led zeppelin song they're from..ready set go..." Â *i get them all right* Â Mr. Souza: "good, you're not a poser, i like that.. you can go now" Â good times def..good times.. i love that guy.. he's one of the most refreshing teachers i've had in a while.. today's little speil about how the plot of Titanic was crap and how Rose was a whore at the age of 17 was classic.. that could have been a comedy bit in my opinion..good shit..good shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Mmm...GTA: Vice City Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 The assignment is right there... Right there in front of me... yet... I cannot get myself to do it... I see the program, I see the files and the deadline, yet, the code refuses to emerge from my brain... time for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Uh oh!  Page 52... is also... by BigChiefSlapaho  Boo ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 I fuckin made it at last!!! Â Woohoo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 I now own 7 comic books! What the hell do I do with them now?? Nick?? Hey you go read Powers and Ultimate Spidey good stuff. Bendis kicks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Why is there no zeroith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 someone please ripp my heart out... I don't want to suffer anymore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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