TopDawg540 Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Wooha! Managed to Iron a shirt all by my lonesome this morning. Took forever and probably did it the hard way but it got done without getting singed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I have dental surgery on Thursday. I think alcohol will be on top of my 'no chewing required' food list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 Fuckin hell, i thought the old 2-D games were hard: Mario Sunshine is kickin my ass all over the place. My platform skills have gotten rusty. You know, "bad camera angles!" has become the 3-D gaming equivalent of "Shitty @#$%in controller!" of the 2-D era, it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I'm officially on 8 different substitute pools and I already got my first assignment. McMillan Middle School here I come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my sac (where?) down in my sac (..where?) down in my sac (to stay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Porn is so much gayer with cowboys in it, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 Damn, does every chick out this way have a kid? I mean, gas around here goes for $1.15 a gallon; honestly, how much can it be for a box of condoms? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Why must this be random? Isn't the very fact that each of these posts is random a testiment to the order of it all? I think a sensical reply to one of these posts would be truely random! I order the next post to be a reply to this post just to shake things up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 ...nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Aha! Victory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 ...you know what? Toshiro Mifune was fuckin' Irish. Don't ask me how, but he was. :irish: :wasabi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Finally finished Lone wolf and cub.... DAMN!!! What an ending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 "If you sneeze once, maybe someone is talking about you. If you sneeze twice, maybe they are talking bad about you." "Chi-chan, what if you sneeze three times?" "If you sneeze three times..maybe you have a cold?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Booya! Just got the word from my boss that he oked the release for my transfer/promotion. Just gotta work out the details with my new boss and I'm set! B) B) B) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 According to The Firefighter's Workout, firefighters in training are to carefully monitor intake of carbs, proteins, fats, etc, along with veggies, fruits and the like. I'm going to write to them and ask how high up the list they'd place a diet of Coco Puffs, Egos, Cheeots, Ham & Cheese sammiches, and a hearty dinner of Totino's Pizza with a potato. Its worth mentioning that I eat bananas and grapes sometimes too, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Porn is so much more authoritarian with prison bars, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Whatever your favorite group is, go watch some of their videos and tell me if theyre half as cool as Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. Dont lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 What the fuck? School starts tomorrow? Ever woken up a day before class and acted kinda surprised? "I'm in college? What the fuick am I doing here? Who's the moron that let me in? I can't like, go to all kinds of classes and have some guy tell me to write papers and shit.... whoever did all that stuff and got all those grades to get me in here.... that wasn't me! That motherfucker's an impostor! I don't know anything about this 'class' stuff!" 9:30am.... I hate my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 "You're back on the jackoff hour with DJ E...Z dick on WBALLS..." Who can place that line, besides Chiefy? Cmon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 "When I met you last night babaaay\ Before you opened up your gap\ I had respect for ya, ladaaay\ But now I take it all back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Wanna hear somethin cool? Go download Muddy Waters "Mannish Boy", some great blues there, cool harmonica shit. Might put ya in a good mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 *radio static* That was the Dogg Pound here right on W-Balls 187.4 on your FM dial You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all DJ Suk T Nutts Aiy, don't forget about my homeboy Eazy Dick in the jackoff hour That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight Right now we got some Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass This one is called Tha Shiznit You're about to go downtown b***h Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits That's 187.4 on your FM dial If you're lickin that's, W-Balls *static* (singing) Everybody's got to hear the s**t, on W-Balls, W-Balls, W-Baaaalls! B) A timeless classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Lets see if Chiefy (he's the only one with a chance) can place these lyrics: - "Yo, i drink to that, I'm the Indian giver, MC's take notes as i stand and deliver..." -(more modern one, make it easier) "Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record" -(classic easy one) "Raw, I'm a give to ya with no trivia more like cocaine straight from Bolivia..." -and finally, one i know he knows now: "Ya might 'cause my style you're admirin'... don't be mad; UPS is hiring. Ya shoulda been a cop, fuck hip-hop... with that freestyle, ya bound to get shot..." tell ya what...ill up your post # by 10 if you can place 3 out of 4 of those, or something else cool. If you do some lyric search online tho youre a loser; either by memory or by song if you really have to, but dont cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Recognize the first but can't place it, That last one is LL Cool J - The ripper strikes back? Ain't there a catagory in the music forum for Lyrics IC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 (psst...answer by PM before we destroy blargh...) Dear Sephiroth (Jonathan Kong): I sincerely thank you for the shirt, but there's no need: its on its way back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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