The NZA Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 Haha....i forgot, intros arent my strength. Many guys complain they can get to talkin to a chick, but nothin from there - right into the friend zone. Me, i got it opposite. If we get to talkin, you'll prolly be interested, but right off the bat i aint got shit. Club full of attractive wee-men, and nothin. Courage to run into collapsing buildings, but a cute chick dances up on me or smiles my way, and im off to the bar cause i aint got nothin to say. There's $20 i wont see again. Had a good time, mind ya, and at least the bartender was cool, but I remember why i aint the clubbing type - if you dont much dance and have very little game in the early stages, its not your scene. My powers are useless there! And I'm a sexy bitch, people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Ok, a new landmark in ignorance was made today. Had to call an agent that was having problems getting registered with the Texas Fair plan. So I call and hes going on about emails not working and I ask what email he used. He says...  www.texasfairplan.org  The dingbat was trying to email the website directly! Granted the state is running this operation but their not quite springing for Artificial intelligence just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 "I Hate It Here - Yesterday, here in the city. I saw a wolf turn into a Russian ex-gymnast and hand over a business card that read YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRANSHUMAN SECURITY WHORE! STERILIZED INNARDS! ACCEPTS ALL CREDIT CARDS to a large man who wore trained attack cancers on his face and possessed seventy-five indentured Komodo Dragons instead of legs. And they had sex. Right in front of me. And six of the Komodo Dragons spat napalm on my new shoes." - Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 I have noticed that most of the threads that i killed are getting moved to crap shack. Nice on Admins trying to give TD something but they realy dont cuz they give him old crap. HEHEHEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 :kitty: - You gotta admit, your boy John Mayer sounds much better on acoustic, i dont know why they cover him up with synthesized sounds & such. Just listen to the radio version of "Your body is a wonderland", then go download the acoustic & tell me its not like 10x better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Heartlessbitch Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 god, vacaville sucks, bank of america sucks, that poem that we had to write a timed essay today in souza beyond sucks, and ms. lamida sucks because she didn't get me a fucking g.p.a. verification form for my damn fasfa.... SCREW EVERYONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 "My pappy said, 'son, youre gonna drive me to drinkin' if you dont stop driving that hot rod lincoln...' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 I think it's very ironic that I attended a time management class this morning, and i was completely swamped with crap latter. Ugh life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 "Co? ..You stoopid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 I am just doing this to make up a post. This has no point other then getting me closer to the senate. Maby with this I can make senate by end of year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 I miss El Capitan & Revolutionary Rex. Piggy, you really threw out Capi? That's sad...you know he prolly caused another accident somewhere too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 boooored booored bored... when is my steak getting here? Free dinner then I'm out! If I were any more bored, some of the fun activities I've done in the past wouold start being erased.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 Check it out people my desktop made the exclusive "Desktop of the week!", one of the lesser-known functions of DD. Pretty cool, eh? Lookin at it, its a good thing i wasnt listenin to boybands or somethin or you know Jax woulda picked up on that... Lookit my desktop! Lookit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 weelllp looks like i'm a music ed major at uop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 Psst...people, the password to the new secret "software project" is: fiucomp go in their wreck havoc, Yahven'll appreciate the company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 I thought I got rid of this cold last week. Why do I always get all congested like right before I gotta go to work??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 PS i lied about the password, but you knew that, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 when the hell did i fall asleep last nite ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 ((me, leah and maria driving in walnut creek)) michelle- hey lets look to see how many ugly cars we can find! maria- okay! michelle- look there's an ugly car parked in between that lexus and that corvette! haha maria- a beretta! haha michelle and maria- yah that's a hella ugly car! leah- ummm guys... that's the kind of car yahve has. michelle and maria- well we mean... ummm... it's not that ugly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 (me, maria, and michelle in the car last night)  Maria: let's put in this compilation cd i made  michelle: okay!  *O-Town and some other R&B shit comes on*  Leah: "wtf is this shit? i fucking hate r&b, change it to sublime or something"  *michelle and maria ignore my cries of pain from the back seat*  *brian adams comes on, i fucking hate brian adams*  Leah: *lets out an agonizing scream of pain* "honestly if i hear this "really love a woman" shit i'm going to throw up all over your nicely cleaned car michelle"  *they change the track, on to elvis's "i can't help falling in love with you" (fools rush in or whatever)  I am content =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 ((me, maria and leah driving)) Â maria- if you were stranded on an island who would you eat first? Â michelle- becky because she would be the first to die anyways. Â leah- but she's so skinny there wouldn't be much to eat. Â michelle and maria- yeah that's true. Â michelle- well anyways if you had to bring three items with you and you were stranded on an island what would it be. Â leah- my JUSTIFIED cd!!!! Â maria- leah that's only one thing. Â leah- oh okay... justified cd, food, and water. Â michelle- then how are you going to play your cd? Â leah- okay fine... my justified cd, a radio, and batteries. Â maria- you'd hella die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 Munj! Come talk with us, you antisocial fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 (maria, michelle, and i driving)  maria: comon leah, you know if someone special dedicated one of these (meaning sucky ass r&b songs) songs to you, you'd like it... listen to the lyrics  leah: yeah, i'd be touched  michelle: see, you like it,  leah: well, actually i wouldn't like it, i'd pretend to like it, but deep down inside i'd be loathing every minute of some wanky boyz to men ballad dedicated in my honor.  maria: LEAH!!! you're soooo not romantic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Han Music is sooooo fucking cool. Timmy, you've got to get me more dude.... Â Â Please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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