The NZA Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 "that aint about nothin..if evah you mad about somethin, it wont be that; oh no, it wont be that..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 OH GAWD. I can be so fucking pathetic. Being on the weak side of things is horrible. I go out of my own way to embarrass myself. When will I ever learn to shut the hell up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 yes it's raining today. thing is, the word raining doesn't even give justice. i prefer torrential downpour, yeah, that's more fitting. and i just fucking washed my car this week. great, just great. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Ok, so... if my sensitive feminine side get me laid, Doess that mean i'm the Male Lesbian I've always wanted to be? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Had one of those spotlight moments today. We had assumed the Computer in the conference room here was Wired up and ready to go for a very crucial training session this afternoon. 15 minutes before the meeting My boss heads in to boot up and get everything started... and nothing happens. Â He calls me in (being the unofficial resident CPU tech) and points at the mass of unplugged cables. I get the machine set up and going and upon logging in I realize Crap, theres no Network cable. So basically I have a paperweight with pretty lights. Â My boss of course gets extremely pissed at the MIS guys who were suppsoed to do this yesterday. In a moment of bravado (or stupidity) I said "Don't worry gary, I'll have this machine running by your meeting." And he told me to go ahead and get it fixed. I walk to the patch panel and realize the reason it isn't connected is that the panel is FULL, no more physical slots avaliable in the lower ports. Â Â So I think to myself "Shit, why the hell did I say I could fix this? I don't know fuck all about this tangled mess! What am I gonna do!" Then after calming down a second I ran over to check the connections on some as-yet unused PC's and found a labled port. On a hunch and some limited experiance I rerouted it to the conferance room and programmed in a new user for PC to accept for the training session people. Â By the Time MIS got here the problem was solved and the training session was well on its way. Got surprised looks and thanks from MIS and My boss for quick thinking and good work. Then when they Daisy chained in a new panel they swapped my port to a faster less restricted port. :sly: Â Â I swear, when it suddenly hits you that you really know your stuff then get it confirmed by Pro's ...Life is GOOD. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Ok, so I haven't posted for a bit, here's why... Â I'm driving down the expressway (836 west for you miami folk) and my car just kinda starts slowing down, regardless of my gas pedal stomping. Power steering goes out and I'm pulled over in the grass. Fuck, dead car. My friends come ot help, we put more gas in it, give it a jump, and it's stlll laying there. So, Mr. tow truck comes, and is raising my car on the flat bead (pulling it up the ramp) So as my car is pulled about 3/4 of the way up the ramp, the chain pulling it up the ramp snaps! Yes, snap! Just like that, my car is now rolling down the 836 west expressway BACKWARDS. I stand there hating my life as I watch Mr. fat tow truck driver chase my car down the expressway with cars screeching and honking every which way. By some act of god or the devil my car doesnt get hit, and Mr. fat tow truck driver pushes it back onto the grass, gives me a deer in the headlights look, and tries again to get it on the flatbead, this time successfully. So, it gets taken to a mechanic next to FIU, and I sleep around all week trying to get this shit fixed, and it turns out my fuel pump was broken. Not so bad, it only cost 600 DOLLARS to fix. On top of that I just got a ticket a week ago, and I've been wearing prescription sunglasses all week (day and night, indoors and out, in the movie theater, etc.) because I lost my two pairs of regular glasses, and my service engine light is still on. Â BITCH BITCH BITCH MOAN MOAN MOAN Â :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ...and their elitist too, those people in the MUSIC forum. The only accepted music in there is rock, and not good rock either. They won't stoop themselves to participate in anything as cool as what we've got going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Some beautiful lyrics for you lovely people:  Fighting for survival is such a boring battle Want to get into my car and drive up to Seattle Where the used record stores have much better prices But I don't have a car and I don't have a licence  Should I take another trip to the DMV Get another learners permit with a picture of me I'll put it in my wallet along with my four dollars And the condom that is on there that has probably expired I'd save it for New York but New York is where I'm from Just waiting for a way to feel my life has begun.  - Jeffrey Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Am I an optimist or am I a pessimist if I think a glass is half full...of nothingness? Â - Jeffrey Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 The remote is MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 Im not sayin everybody else isnt gettin a ton of porn mails, but mine seem especially raunchy lately. Does having an apparently porn-esque word like cowboy in your email address get you locked onto the "dirty, dirty bastard" list or somethin? Â Â Check out the domain name of the site hyped on the left there, that's a keeper. It should be noted that my curiosity forced me to take the one on the right up on its offer, but depsite advances in technology, i must warn others not to believe the hype, it was nothing like legs at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 *pops knuckles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 A quote for Junkerseed, you should like this one: Â "Moving the camera. In the early days that is all i thought about, it was so hard to do and had so much meaning, but now, with the technology and film speeds, moving the camera - everyone does it, anyone can do it and everyone does it, so now it has no meaning at all. None. Now it's about restraint, about purposely not moving the camera." - Martin Scorsese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 (edited) *let it be known, i got into yet another accident today... ??? ... accident count stands at 3...* Â it seems as if everytime i try to do something good, i get screwed over. i mean last week leah and i were volunteering for this ESL thingy and i got a ticket... the stupid cop was a bitch. then today, we go in to do some volunteer time and it's cancelled, and i back up into a car in the parking lot. i sure get into a shitload of accidents for being a damn good driver. at least my car's not fucked... i mean it could be worse. the lady was cool about it and just let it go, just a spot i gotta get fixed where the paint came off... oh well, happy it wasn't bad. Â is this a sign for me to stop trying to be nice? Edited February 13, 2003 by Freebird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 ..come widdit now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 things you can only find in california... - my house - lauren and leah's house - oh yeah, my neighbors house too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 Think what ya want of her music, but at a glance that Michelle Branch chick is kinda hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 its way too early over here but i have to be up and that makes me sad ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 ah 1... ah 1 2... Â ::bom, pssst, bom-bom bom, pssst (repeat):: Â Taking Junkerseed to get his car fixed. Hopefully the engine don't get in a mix. I don't want to have to go call a tow truck, Just because it overheats and it starts to buck. He should've fixed the car a few days ago, but I gotta step in & show him where to go. Waiting on a cuban is like waiting on messiah, You wait long enough, your ass catches FIRE! Â out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 My underwear is definitely too tight. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Maybe, I'm still growing down there? :mmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Went to take the Fort worth Police Exam yesterday, 100 questions 50 sentanve structure and 50 reading comprehension. Fortunately the area thats always been my Forte. Smoked the test and finished prolly in the first 100 or so in about 50 min out of the 75 allotted. Left feeling i got a MINIMUM of 98 but possibly 100. Lottery number in case of ties was 598 (out of i think 600) But My take on it I scored so high I didn't need a high number so chance gave my the shit number so someone on the boarder line could Luck out. Â Feels good to know i've actually got a good shot at being a Cop and making some decent money while keeping my city safe. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 interesting thing i found out about the word chicane (one of my fav musical talents)  chicane  n : a movable barrier used in motor racing; sometimes place before a dangerous corner to reduce speed as cars pass in single file v 1: defeat someone in an expectation through trickery or deceit  GREAT! It's used in motor racing too! GO NSX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 papercuts on knuckles suck. Â mm that was sorta cool. Â i have to draw a diagram of the different levels of arousal. where is tlc when i need one? Â and why do they put FARIYA KING in the newspaper?? valhalla freshmen are retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 mayn i hate this class... this substitute is a dumb blonde... seriously... arghh.. this needs to end so i can start my weekend... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Go on you boys in Green, oh and well done Ireland! Great win!!  England what happened there  btw i'm referring to last nights soccer friendlys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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