BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Oh boy... you better check the Lyceum... the sex wars are getting heated up. 2 Topics for your debating prowess... may the more intelligent sex win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 24, 2003 Author Share Posted March 24, 2003 Rommel-dog...between you and me, you know i only go to TopDawg's to see you, buddy. Sure, sure Chrpnbrd can cook up a storm, Sponge & them arent bad company, blah blah blah but i love petting your furry belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok, Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big cockadoodle doodle, the rooster just won't quit, and I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like shitzus make good housepets, they're cuddly and sweet, monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their meeting in the office or meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his Balzak was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt, Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's because she's a contaminated water can really make you sick, your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your dictate what I'm saying, cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 24, 2003 Author Share Posted March 24, 2003 hi my name is Jont and frankly fuck your profile section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Holy Shit... GEMSTONE IV!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Lift with your back not your legs.... :sly: It makes you strong... and Fast..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 "Watch the company you keep, and the crowd you bring 'cause they came to do drugs, and you came to sing..." Theyre playin it like crazy, but im still really happy..not just that Nas is on the airwaves but that its somethin really positive like that, makes me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I wish it were 7 pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Shame the RAH-66 Comanche isn't in service yet, Iraq would be a nice lil proving ground for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 (you know what's always in service? Gay, violent washing machines. Besta move fast when they hit that spin cycle...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I don't care what people say I love McDonalds Chicken Nuggets....who cares their really not made out of chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 You people seem to enjoy the new smileys. That's cool, im happy. Tweakin profiles, gathering skins...a lot goes on back here with my massive free time. There's a one now too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Learning to drie ain't too bad. Bit fast off that clutch but haven't crashd or anything. test in 12 days and counting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 Hahaha...Ian, you cant warn me till i IM you back...heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I really hope my ride shows up today. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 ahh 30 min and counting...thank god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 Im not sure what it is or if i like it but gimme 3 of em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 We got a Boobies thread and a cock thread going. Aren't we an egalitarian board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 I was just skinning the board...some cool new ones too...now its temporarily assfucked. Sorry. :( is coding for "Nick is an ass who pushes customization too far". ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Before I hit the sack, here's some dead baby jokes! How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because he was dead! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 ARTICLE IN WICHITA FALLS PAPER BY DENNIS MILLER ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOTTEN MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU. AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD (KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS. HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE: 1) OUT OF PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN. ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY. 2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING, KEEP THIS IN MIND... THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE. 3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?" 4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE. 5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL & BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US. 6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE PLAYS ONE ON T.V. 7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO 8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE. 9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM. 10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT.. OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION. I HOPE THIS HELPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Got to be cruel to be kind! :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 Hey...the board's still slightly fucked, but none of you seem to notice or care... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 HA!!!!!!! I finally beat IC for top poster! at least for the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 (edited) Drunken Entropy Ok, so its done for now i guess....every corner should have its own skin, except the lyricist lounge & the bars (which will stay at default till we find another). I think its worth it. Some wont like Stonehenge's but i think its alright, the Lyceum is prolly the best new one, tho the others arent shabby. The "announcements" one..is gonna piss folks off. To use emotions, you kinda havta type backwards...youll see. Yahven may remove it later but its interestin for now. Yahven & I are constantly lookin for more/cooler skins for the board so dont be surprised if youre continuatlly seeing changes, hopefully for the better but again: if you prefer one look to another, dont hesitate to say so. The only problem so far has been...while goin through the other skins & killin the retarded "Member since/Member no." lines under each post - its a few lines of coding in the skin itself - i cocked up the board's main skin, somehow. I dont know how, i backed it up like a good lil admin but even that didnt work. So, I imporovised, its hard to explain. Worked fine till last night..now odd things are showing up, like....the tabs you see in the music & announcemnt forums (they get that instead of goombas or weed leaves, i think its cause they have forums in themselves)...if you "mark all posts as read" or come back later with nothin new there, youll see naked coding there instead...its not that big a deal, but embrassing, and its my fault. Oh, and as of today, the bottom frontpage borders are losing their color...if you come here tomorrow and the board's all 0110001010101111100 then youll know who to bitch at. Anyway, diggin the new look? Drop a line in general! ok it'd be better in stonehenge where i made a thread but by god if you want to talk in general do so thanks miss fussypants Edited March 27, 2003 by Irish Cowboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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