Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 this is Fucked up - Clock says 3:50 but Post says 2:50.... who do I believe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 6, 2003 Author Share Posted April 6, 2003 shadow boxing again today... float like a buttahfly, stang like a bee hands cant touch what ya eyes cant see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I am the Master of Orion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 ok one more webcomic for the road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Dude, if I had Michael Jackson's money, I'd own my own fuckin roller coaster too. IN fact, I'd probably own several (one can get kinda boring after a while) HEY, There's an idea. changeable roller coaster. Make it as extreme or as womanly as you want. And it won't be the same twice. I'm gonna go get a patent on this thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I stole this idea from Thomas Cashel on the Preacher's Divinity board, where the topic had run to 672 replies and 3571 views in 6 months ( ! ) Officially a year to the day since blargh first opened and we've got a new record of 2730 replies and a staggering 11874 views! Granted its 12 months but even half more than doubles the preachers score. Free drinks at all bars to commemorate this magnificent occasion! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 This thing, its not so much a job, in the traditional sense. Pay sucks, but its kinda like....show up, put on uniform, sit in parking booth for a while, issue a ticket or two whilst reading whatever i bring & listening to the Steve Harvey morning show, bullshit with co-workers, and before you know it, its time to get free food. Not the best, but the price is right. Jack about 2-3 servings (aint got no food at home), take it to the Water Gardens and eat by the view. Clock back in, read some more, continually stop off by cafeteria to steal more pudding, clock out again. I do it damn near everyday of the week, but it hasnt really annoyed me yet, and ill be gone long before it does, i think. I really like low-maintenence jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 New updated signature, Give it a read and click on the link. Open for business and always accepting friendly donations. :spam: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I turned in my term paper, took the easiest final in the world and found out that I am a new homeowner. Can the day get any better than that? Yeah and spring break is finally next week. Why broward county has the last possible spring break is beyond me. I embrace the well deserved break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octodious Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Expansion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 oh oh oh oh oh you don't have to go oh oh oh oh you don't have to go...oh oh oh oh.. you don't have to gooooooo ay ay ah ah ahhiii all these tears i cry ahhh ah ah aye.. all those tears i cry oh oh aye aye.. baby please, don't go...... when i read the letter you wrote me it made me mad mad mad when i read the words that it told me it made me sad sad sad but i still love you so I can't let you go I love you, oooh baby i love ya! ohh oh oh oh oh oh... every breath i take oh oh ohhhh oh every move i make...... oh baby please....don't go... ah ah ah ahhhiii it hurts me to my soul.. oh oh oh you hurt me to my soul.. ohhhh...darling please..don't go... god i love led zeppelin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 fuckin snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 Used to be a time when i would dread gettin the mail, cause its junk and a lotta bills that i was barely gettin by with. Now, i'm po! Aint no worries with bills no more! Ahahaha...whats that, youre chargin me twenty bucks more cause the bill's late? Mothafucka, make it a cool fifty while youre at it, cause i aint got it anyway! I was bout to call yo ass for my security back! Look, you already marked up my credit; ive nothin more to fear now. I'm re-learnin what i knew in my youth: a man without money is a man without fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 Missy Elliot..i dont usually dig chick rappers, but she's really fucking cool. "Step to me get burnt like toast Muthafuckas adios amigos Halves halves wholes wholes I don't brag I mostly boast From the VA to the LA coast..." "Yo how bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents so your lights wont get cut off..." hah...i swear, i dont even care about her bein pregnant by Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 **Last post before my move, damn it Nick, why weren't you on AIM!!** Dunno how many music video channels you got over there, but here there's a couple of dozen all in a row, not all good, in fact most are shite so I've a habit of flicking maniacally thru them till I find a song I like. It got late so I decided I'd find one good song then head to bed. Last channel I got to was playing Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy, made me think to myself 'Is there any better song to finish the day with?', just seemed like fate, last song I would watch, last choice of channel... Like a soul without a mind In a body without a heart I'm missing every part **That's it then, see you on the other side, Godspeed Me Black Emporor!** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 (edited) Ever read a review that missed the point completly? Example: "GO" The dark comedy revolves around very chancy sex and drug use. Rather than acting to caution the characters they move like lemmings toward their limited faith, ignoring all the consequences. The laughs are all at the expense of the sad characters. In most cases they will end up like the first customer Ronna insults about double coupons; frightened, lost on public assistance and with little hope. That's not comedy, it's exploitation. Edited April 9, 2003 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2003 Author Share Posted April 9, 2003 KOS - Got it when i got back..sorry i missed ya m'friend, hope all goes smoothly & you get Jont off the black tar heroin somehow. You'll be missed, see you in a few months, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Don't you hate it when you rip instead of cut your toenails. Feels great until you miss and rip too much, then your forced to cut and it just plain looks battered. d'oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 ƒAƒCƒ‹ƒ‰ƒ“ƒh‚ÌNinja ‚Í“r•û‚à‚È‚“¯«ˆ¤‰Ž‚Ì—öl‚Å‚ ‚é Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 A Warning to the Motherfucker who stole My Copy of Home Alone On the Gameboy I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna fuck you up, boy. Don't think I forgot about that. That game was the highlight of my life, howmany other games do you go up against vaccum cleaners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 See more in Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 "Thanks for tunin into 97.9 The Beat, your hip-hop station for Dallas/Fort Worth...comin up, we got more 50 Cent, but first some local activities: This weekend, down at the tracks, theyre having the 1st annual 'Race Wars'...wait, what the hell? Who named that mess?!" "Damn son, that aint gonna be fun at all...its like, you get there waitin on Nascars, and you gets a beatdown from an angry mexican...'You eediot! I keeel ju now!'" "Hah..why mexicans gotta sound like Ren? But yeah, ya'll besta skip that activity until we get it cleared up..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 All is illusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 So many familiar faces last night, mainly from school, sports teams, friend of a friend, etc. Would go up to them but its kinda hard when you can't even remmeber their names. I just tend to wait a little while, let the couple of pints loosen the tongue and then go chew the fat, y'know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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