The NZA Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 ps this is the kinda thing i wanna leave on logans' facebook, but i just know i'd offend ethan van scrier or someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Master Star Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) Gentle Thoughts for Today-- Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. YEP! When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. I love this one. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. < Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.' Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!! Edited January 12, 2012 by Master Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lycaon Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Pretty sure it's been posted before, but... width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Iambaytor Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I very much wish I was friends with Bennet. He seems like a man who has a lot of wisdom to pass on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cathy Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Um....uh....well.....ok......see.......I.......uh........hmmm.........yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gene Shalit Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 they call it "renegade" though and it's sometimes dickish but lacks some snark. I really wish I was able to post in the shoutbox. Cause stuff like this really Styx with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I very much wish I was friends with Bennet. He seems like a man who has a lot of wisdom to pass on.
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Um....uh....well.....ok......see.......I.......uh........hmmm.........yeah.
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I really wish I was able to post in the shoutbox. Cause stuff like this really Styx with you.
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