Jumbie Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I wonder if Superman ever pops a boner in his tights? would spandex hold back a superboner? or would the dick of steel just rip straight out. I hope Supes has a big dick, cuz it's just too depressing to think that Superman has a small dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I have these stupid little moth things all over my house. They're flying this way & that. All over. Not bothering anyone really, they don't bite or anything, but you see them doing their strange love dance over your bed and it makes you wonder... how the fuck did so many moths get inside the house.. and will they crawl in my ear and eat my brain? Â ... Â I guess I'm alone on that last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 So, aside from water & acts that defy gravity, cats arent very big on enclosed spaces, like kennels/carriers. But they eagerly jump into boxes...hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Cool, now that it's summer I get to watch at least a movie a day. Today I think it'll be "the big sleep." Â General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir? Philip Marlowe: In a glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 i'm sooo fuckig pidderr it[d sick...Dunno whta I had to drink..but I met ball f OZM Balls - I'm, rewally too drumk   I was thinking anbpoy wirting some resposes in some topics but I thinI'm too crosseyed to....  Alcomahol is evil  DON'T DRINK!  What is it about NYC that makes you more drunk than you think is humanly possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 something that I cant stand is...when someone asks you a question, then doesn't listen to what you say...dont waste my damn time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I took a first step against living in fear yesterday. I hear it went surprisingly well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 Vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 WW2 movie Germans are so funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 Almost all packed up, finally  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 I am so smart S-M-A-R-T I am so smart S-M-A-R-T Â Miami Acura is a very dumb place. Please take the drive and go to Rick Case Acura instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 (edited) being sick sucks, makes me wanna listen to virgos merlot... Â "Hunger pains take control Growling at the tired soul Withered body just won't meet the demands... Tiny hero fighting big battles Mind of stone breaks and rattles The only thing I need, kiss my disease And make it all better Clean me when I bleed, justify me Make words of my scattered lettters" Edited April 29, 2003 by JunkerSeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 ...penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 You know that I get a kick out of really stoopid stuff, and this had me laughing for about ten minutes... Â Â So who is it? It can't be our IC, he's da goods...it must be another one. If you have an idea you can tell me inbetween suckings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Is there something wrong with my webpage or something, because having the blargh comments on the frontpage is making it very difficult for me to even enter the site especially if the pictures are really really large and it totally pushes the other stuff to the right and I can never find the damn button icons. Ack what a mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Today I saw a car slam on it's breaks and skid sideways to avoid a turtle...yet it ran into a really nice beemer on the other side of the road...I just love animal lovers. (lets not worry about taking a human life, no!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kee Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 (edited) God kills indiscriminately. And so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him and ourselves. Edited April 30, 2003 by Kee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Bah...back to sweet home Eire on thursday for a month of heavy drinking and tryna have sex with all the girls I've ever wanted to but was too much of a pussy to aproach, then it's off to San Francisco (I heard the gays go :P ) for me where I won't be shamed by seeing the girls who undoubtably will say no walking down the street! Â *phew* gotta love those run-on-sentances... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kee Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 And Azazel made known to them the metals, and the art of working  them, and bracelets and ornaments, and the use of antimony, and the  beautifying of eyelids, and all kinds of costly stones, and all colored  tinctures. And there arose much godlessness and they committed  fornication, and they were led astray. And as men perished, they cried  and their cry went up to heaven. And now, behold the souls of those  who have died are crying and making suit to the gates of heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 "I can kinda deal with the blacks, the latins, all of that shit, but not the fags, you know?" Â You ever wonder why people are so quick to hate? Shit like that's pretty common...its like you people dont get it: oppression is oppression is oppression. As long as any are held back, none are truly free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 sick sick sick as a dog today. And the absence of a certain something made it worse. eh well, there's always tomorrow. Â :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 Fuck me, im nowhere near ready. Here i go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 head. (yesterday...go me go me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "i swear this wont hurt a bit." Liers :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 "Cuando despertó, el dinosaurio todavÃa estaba allÃ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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