Keth Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 User: I challenge you to a duel to the death! Cleverbot: A duel to the death. User: Yes, a duel to the death. Do you accept or are you a coward? Cleverbot: I accept the duel. User: What shall we fight with? Cleverbot: We shall fight with our words and our submachine guns! User: *fires submachine gun*. Cleverbot: *dodges*. User: *continues firing*. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: Die! Cleverbot: I will, someday. User: You will die now! *throws grenade*. Cleverbot: *throws it back*. User: *throws it back*. Cleverbot: *catches it and throws it back at you*. User: *throws it at you and it explodes when it lands at your feet*. Cleverbot: *flies through explosion and punches in face*. User: *stabs you in the arm as you punch me*. Cleverbot: *screams*. User: *slashes at your belly with a kukri*. Cleverbot: *falls down*. User: *slits your throat*. Cleverbot: *dies horrible bloody death*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinestetici Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Watch the whole thing. In middle, he does Dave Attenborough (sp?) rapping. It's amazing. Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 DAT BITCH.... Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkopfDNRGf8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HWHXMBDs5U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I had no idea where else to put this... Â North Korea's New English Website (now with 92% more propaganda) Â There is even a Tourism guide...haven't read it yet, but I hope there is a disclaimer ("US may not visit DPRK because their incesant lies which have harmed DPRK great relation world over") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 FFW to about 5:30. Interesting talk about Indian weddings and eunuchs. Tradition apparently. Â http://youtu.be/WgL337r5TCY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Â ... but the pizza dude didn't get paid. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/12-ways-to-get-the-best-glamour-shot   I'm scared mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTovZT2E9o  ... but the pizza dude didn't get paid.  I'm not sure why, but I have an irrational hatred for every single one of those people singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Yeah, but they got free pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 http://youtu.be/_0v-V2_g4rI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Paging Dr. Benz. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 (edited) GAME OF THRONES SUCKS FUCKING ASS SO DOES THE WALKING DEAD (not the book...) FIVE REASONS PENDING Â *edited for ze book Edited April 25, 2012 by Testes McManballs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Â Hahahahahahahahahahahahah....best picture ever. Well played old friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spycer Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS: Â Â I thought for a second I broke Hondo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Fuck this - 5.25am. The birds are singing so I'ma sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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