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As I sit down to watch local news for the 1st time in months, I am inmediately reminded why I dont watch local news. Mindless dribble until the international section, which the cute newschick is incapable of reading properly from a teleprompter. It would seem a smart idea to have read it ahead of time, this not being breaking news by anystretch of the imagination. Oh they can rant on and on about how to fix your roof or what cars crashed where but lets talk about foreign policy for a split second and you somehow manage to fumble over and over as if you have no idea what ur talking about.

 

Bah maybe it was just an off day. why today, the day i watch local news, at the international section. idiots. they get paid too much anyway. they get paid to have me pised at them. My consumer purchases fuel their inflated salaries. I OWN JOOO Bitches! I have the freedom and greenback laden right to whine about hte poor quality of local news.

 

I need some new filthy assistants.

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...have you people ever stopped & looked at the things youre going through the trouble of moving? I mean, really. You dont need that fucking thing. "But i cant get rid of it!"

There's nothin like watchin half of it fly off a truck cross-country to make you realize how little of it's worth holdin on to.

Eh, your life...clutter your rooms, clutter your souls, do as ya please, just drop me some gas money if you can.

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So I was playing RISK online (www.finalconquest.com) and I came up against a player calling himself 'Irish Queer'.

 

SO naturally I mentioned to him that I had a friend called Irish Cowboy.

 

"Is he gay?" he asked.

 

"No." I said.

 

So then the guy said, "He ought to be, with that name."

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"I will

Lay me down

In a bunker

Underground.

I won't let this happen to my

children

Meet the real world coming

out of my shell

With white elephants

Sitting ducks.

I will

Rise up.

 

Littles babies' eyes."

 

Man, radiohead could really sing the fucking dictionary and that shit would sound cool. Don't even pretend to tell me this gibberish means something, but the new cd is fucking amazing.

Long live these crazy brits and their acid-induced, incomprehensible rock and roll!

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take my hand and follow me to bed

say you didn't really mean it when you told me to go drop dead

smile that smile that only you can smile

say you'll love me in the morning after we've slept in a while

take my hand and follow me instead

say you'll love me in the morning after we've cleared out our heads

nightmares, they've been plaguing me

i'm trapped in a fearful mind

oh... but only til the morningtime

wake up and love me, baby

so what if we fought last night

we'll start today off right

let's put it all behind us

do something to help remind us of how we fell in love

smile that smile we're only here a while

say you're never gonna ditch me when true love goes out of style

nightmares, they've been chasing me

i'm lost in a labyrinth mind

oh... but only 'til the morningtime

wake up and love me, baby

so what if we fought last night

we'll start today off right

let's put it all behind us

do something to help remind us of how we fell in love

we fell in love

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