SuperEeyore Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 WHAT I AM CONFLOOSED!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.... excuse me you wanted a what....screaming orgasm..umm sir let me take you out back ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 "Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" - Pirates of the Carribean at Disney World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 FAAAAAAAk. fahking tests. fahking fahk fahk. Fahck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 You should study. You should study for your tests. Don't waste time on the computer! The computer can't take your test for you. You're going to fail the test if you don't start studying! You're going to fail the test, and so you'll fail the class. Is that what you want? You wanna fail the class so you can fail outta school and not graduate, you lazy punk?!? You fahking lazy ass punk, you better not fail that test, biatch, you hear me, you better not. I'll whip you good, you hear me? Punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 :singsongy: I'm gonna d-ie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 what's your dad in here for? he's a drug dealer that must have been the SHIT! it ruined his life. that must have been SHITTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 am i going... crazy... am i... insane... am i... too lost...to face this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilOne Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 ANYBODY FOR ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilOne Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 "Nobody takes a proverb seriously when some fool quotes it at the wrong time." -Sirach 20:20 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 :D :D :D :D "The best trick the Devil ever did was tell the world he didn't exists." Exit Wounds :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Piano Man It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, "Son, can you play me a melody? I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes" La la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me." As the smile ran away from his face "Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place" Oh, la la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy who's still in the navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the manager gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget about life for a while And the piano, it sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" Oh, la la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 [A line of prisoners files past a jailer.] Jailer: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion? Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually. Jailer: What? Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 ...i wonder if random quotes & music lyrics are as random as people get? "Is this really as good as it gets?" - Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 The world is a dirty place, Bobby. These people are dirty. Don't let them touch you. They gots the poopy on their hands. It's all over them. They just be POOPING AND WIPING AND POOPING AND WIPING AND POOPING.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 If I had a penny for every time somebody asked me what "purplemonkeydishwasher" meant... I bet I'd be able to buy a gum ball by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 you like to think that you're never wroooooonnnnnnngggggggg you live and you learnnnnnnnnn you have to act like your someoonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee you live what you've learneddddddd you want someone to hurt like yoouuuuuuuuuuuuu you live what you've learned you wanna share what you've been throuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh you live what you've learned...... Likin park "points of authority" :werd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 12, 2002 Author Share Posted April 12, 2002 Verily, this soul was do dark, one could see mine shadow upon the sun. Mother, should I trust the government? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! He's a stiff! Berreft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now history! he's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's f*ckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 So, why did you take that test, dude its easy you know how to use the program. So I couldn't come over to teach you. You should know how to even if I didn't call and for warn you you should of had a back up plan, plus its something that you can easily do. its not a difficult. I was with my sisters I had fun and I miss them those are my girls. you gotta love them! OBO 4 LIFE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 12, 2002 Author Share Posted April 12, 2002 You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl! ... Honestly though, you have played the game for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Have finally reached 200~!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES~ ABOUT TIME!!!! soon I will catch up to the :irish: ...... damn that is going to take some time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 "I've been cheating on you ever since we broke up I've been dreaming about you ever since I woke up And my hearing's disappearing ever since you spoke up I'll devise a plot To break your heart Plan a revenge that I'll never carry out What's wrong with you? Tell me now, what should I do? Don't let me down I couldn't take much more of your love Don't call me up I'm so fed up with being down I asked you to the show but I knew you wouldn't show up You came to my birthday party just to tell me I should grow up And I see another girl and I think i'm gonna throw up So I'll devise a plan To nuke your man An evil scheme to come back and take command I'll win your hand We'll hijack a plane and we're never going to land Don't let me down I couldn't take much more of your love Don't call me up I'm so fed up with being down" ozma... the best communist band to ever play the tetris theme live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacchus Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 I dont get A's if i don't get blowJobs.... I think i'll be failing this symester. Who want to volenteer to help me pass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 13, 2002 Author Share Posted April 13, 2002 ^, ^, down, down, , , B,A, START. Most people think you need to press SELECT, but ya dont. PS. North, west, south, west to the corner of the woods. :link: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 I don't kill people... I destroy demons. Killing people is wrong... destroying demons is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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