JunkerSeed Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 "Nine inch nails? Yeah, they rock! They do that song right? That "I wanna fuck you like an animal" one! Yeah!" ::put cd on:: "Wait... is this it?... no...." "Closer isn't the first song on the cd" "Yo, yo, put that song on, put that song on!" ::waits in silence untill the chorus: "I wanna fuck you like an animal!" Just as bad as whoever refers to the pumpkins as "Those 'Rat in a Cage' guys." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Cub Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Shua bud! Woomba! Yessa! Rip it, have one! :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 "O Lord, give us the strenght the fight the bastards and the strength to fight on." - U.S. Army Chaplain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 I am called a bitch cause I have self estem, I am called a bitch cause I strut cause I know I look good, I am called a bitch cause you don't like what I have to say....well then I am MS.Bitch TO YOU! another significant thought brought to you by: Super Eeyore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Same great taste! Remember to shake yoohoo before you drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 That vile Junkerseed...he will not have the last random word! :arrow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 OOh, EE, Ooh-ah-ah. Ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang. Ooh, EE, Ooh-ah-ah. Ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 ...the phone calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!! :scared: :scared: :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Shan't or can't? :hmph: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 "Goodness, gracious, good-God-almighty, you got a badunkadunk girl, don't hurt nobody! Toes all painted, feet all out. It's an aphrodisiac for them all, without a doubt. Juicy, chunky, stanky, funky. Gut-slappa, ball-flappa, cater to your every fantasy. You got your tongue, clitoris, tits & belly pierced Braclet around your waist, toe ring , girl do your thing! I mean, in your jeans your shape is beautiful and everything is clean cut down to the cuticle Ooh-wee, Jesus, Joe-Joe, K-Ci and Mary girl, you don't know what you do to me! Ain't no doubt about it, when she walks by. Tongues hang out, eyes pop out the sockets. Cat's cringe & point, like :whew: Mmm!! You can see that thing from the front! We gas those up like full service, & Keep em drunk like Cathy Lee Curtis And when you shake it, you rock my world. I done died & went to heaven, you got a fatty girl." - Keith Murray w/ LL Cool J & Ludacris - Fatty Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 Dear Y-100: In accordance with my "kitten-killing" plan, ive decided to slay a Polynesian family every time you play "Linkin Park - In the End." I made this decision an hour ago, since then you've killed 7 families. You've been warned." - God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 do you know whyyyy?? Because because the :butterfly: fell off the tree and hit the Turtle on the head then the Turtle crossed the street and got runned over by the Camel and then the Camel spit on the Toad and the Toad exploded cause the Camels spit was salty... its such a sad story :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 "You shut your fuckin' mouth! I'm Castor Troy!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Argh. I'm fookin tired. You know what I need right now? I need a nice King size bed, with down pillows and silk sheets, and 20 happy people in pretty clothing giving me back/hand/foot/head massages and playing harps and saying nice things about me and the weather.... That'd be nice. I guess under the circumstances I'd settle for passing ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh, sorry. out. hold on a sec while I clean up the drool off my keyboard. that can't be good. THE WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND Heh, now at least you gotta know that things could be worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 I would like to formally announce the grand openin of Irish Cowboy's Marsh. Formerly just a hangout of comics, video games, philosophy, nookie and of course Irish Cowboy TM (1979, patent pending :irish: ), this previously arrid land has, in the spirit of Floridian frontiersmen, been transformed almost overnight into soggy wetlands - come behold this natural phenomenon, reminiscent of Pitt & Norton's shithole a la Fight Club! $1.50 adults, no children please. :dissappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Coochie Pusa Snatch Bollo Twat Papaya Cunt Cuchara Toto Panocha Pussy Vagina Muff Burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 I...I...yeah, I only smoke :weed: when I need to and i need to get some rest, where's the sex, i confess i burned a hole in the matress, yes yes it was me and at the count of 3 i pull back the duvet make my way to the refridgaratah one dry pataytah inside, no lie, not even bread Jam, when the light above my head went bam. Ah cahnt sleep, something's all over me, greasy Insomnia, please release me, and let me dream about making mad love on the heath - tearing off tights with may teeth but there's no release, I'm wide awake in my kitchen, it's black and i'm lonley, oh if ah could only get some...sleep creaky noises make my skin creep. I need to get some sleep... ah cahn't get no sleep. - Faithless, Insomnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Cub Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 STOP READING THIS!!!!! NOW!!! I MEAN IT, STOP READING THIS POST!!! Fine, go ahead and read it then, since you obviously won't listen to me... This is the post. The End. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 And when people tell me what is ok and what is not, it should not be an unexpected scene to see I extend my middle right-hand digit and say: HEY WOULD YOU LIKE LEMON OR LIME WITH THAT PIECE OF ADVICE MISTER!! :sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Half of these adobe premier cracks dont frickin work. Adobe premier takes mpegs.... My movie is AN ASF!! FUCK! nonono, asf to mpeg converters dont exist, have to go from asf, to avi, to mpeg, and we all know how quick it is to DL this crap from a bunch of fucking german warez sites. My new pc doesnt have the codecs for fucking ANYTHING! Gotta be at FIU tomorrow by 8am... no sleep for me. There is no god... no, wait, all this shit can't be coincidental, there is a god and he's a real asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 24, 2002 Author Share Posted April 24, 2002 I have a confession to make. I lied at the beginnin of our relationship, the truth is...i wasnt a forum virgin. I actually had 800+ posts over at Preacher's Divinity, but tried to stay true to you. Since then, ive gone through at least 5 other forums, tryin to recruit other members....the Kevin Smith forum, Brian Micheal Bendins, Dork Tower, Penny Arcade, etc.... ..but i was thinkin of you the whole time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Sick. Worried sick. i'm gonna throw up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Don't tell me evreythings all right IN YOUR STRAIGHT LIFE! God is dead, I know, I buried him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 I'm an outlaw (an outlaw) Quick on the draw (quick on the draw) Somethin' you never seen before (never seen before) And I dare a muthafucka to come in my face Baseball bats (baseball bats) I got somethin' for that (a lil' somethin' somethin') It goes :brrrakakakat: So I dare a muthafucka to come in my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Be afraid be very afraid.... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: I am out to get you muahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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