King of Snake Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 KoS is a Collosal Moth that can Fly, moves at Great Speed, and has a Massively Swollen Skull and Dozens of Tentacles. Strength: 11 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Gonads in the lightning, in the LIGHTNING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 "Good evening, and thank you for calling Direct TV. My name is Nicholas, and to make you aware of our current promotion, right now, for a limited time, you can suck my cock...would you like to take advantage of this special offer today?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 "Make me wanna holler...way they do my life..." - Marvin Gaye, I'm feelin that one tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 (edited) Is there anything wrong with knowing what you want and where you want your life to go..? I think the more I know what I want the more I scare men away... ??? Â well I can't dwell on that.. on to a semester with over 18 credits...here I come Columbia University (for grad school)... Edited August 20, 2003 by SuperEeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Damn its quiet in these parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 Ebay...its like a part time job. Bootlegging; that's gotta be practically full-time, just no benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Heh... its gotta be a sign. Â Just noticed the date on that Matrix poster I posted a few back... that's my birthday. It's gonna be a good one this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 "We encounter hardship...so that we can become stronger." - Miyamoto Musashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Boom, I now live in orlando. Now that all this moving shit is over with I can post again. Look forward to more reviews of shit you'll never see! Being on my own ain't bad, I now have a steady diet of Freeze pops, 94 cent microwaveable banquet meals and 50 cent totinos pizzas. I'd better find myself a fuckin job.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 Today, my toaster clearly violated Asimov's law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 So...so this guy escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. Â While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" Â To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 so, i'm only eighteen and it's beyond me how i've accumalated so much shit  this is my first move that i can remember, my family moved from fairfield to vacaville when i was 2, but i really don't remember that,,,  so, i'm on the cusp of my independence so to speak, surreal as i say goodbye to my high school friends one by one, pack all my belongings in neat boxes one by one labeled with things such as "underwear, leah's posters and such, etc.'  to sum up my mood currently, in this transitional period to moving to San Francisco, the only thing i can realy think of is a quote by John Lennon  "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans"  couldn't put it better myself old chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 FUCK CALIFORNIA - FUCK ALL THE LEFT WING, POT SMOKING, GRANOLA LOVING, TOFO CHOMPING, SANDEL WEARING HIPPY FUCKS - Thank fuck I'm back on the east coast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack  1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.  :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: :kodama: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I was thiiisss close to getting political there a few minutes ago, but fuck that for a game of soldiers. I can't even spell potlicitics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I never knew that it was possible to become a fitness celebrity, but it seems that John Basedow has proved me wrong. There's hope yet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 So, this one chick, she's payin about $300 for these hentai dvd's i have...thats when you know youre hard up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Wow - this japanese dude told me what bukkake actually meant - he said (for example) if you were putting lots of soy sauce on your noodles, you'd be bukkaking them according to the japanese. Yet another mystery is solved. Â Hmmmm...is it just me or is Blargh turning into a game of dueling banjos between me and IC? Burt Reynolds is getting fucked up. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 Goddammit, 2T, its my turn! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Bernie Mac said it all in Head of State... I dont care about white collar or blue collar crime or which ever you are, all I can say is this...If you rob me, Ima whoop yo ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 24, 2003 Author Share Posted August 24, 2003 10 comic boxes...became 4. Im not sure if im impressed or kinda sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Glitch in the Matrix 01001011001 Â fucking matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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